Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[Cliff Rogers]

The Matrix Redubbed

[A Duke]

The Magpies take off.

[rotten_66]

Yet again chairman Mao, manages to convince the masses that gravity really is a Western plot against the communist dogma.

[underfoot]

Mao's new MEGA-megaphone was proving succesful

[Woodwould]

With practice in full swing, the coach thought he could secretly let one rip.

[fenderbelly]

We Japanese freefall experts don't need parachutes

[Ozkaban]

You Idiot! I said 'Flying Lotus', not the 'Flying Locust'

[Sawdust Maker]

After seeing Matt Giteau score a try the Chinese Rugby Union immediately amended the national team training regimen

[tea lady]

With practice in full swing, the coach thought he could secretly let one rip.Off you go Wouldwood! :D

[mic-d]

aww I missed it.:C

[tea lady]

aww I missed it.:C:think: Is that your caption? As in "missed the ground"? :rofl:

Go on! Have a go anyway! :D

[Woodwould]

Off you go Wouldwood! :D

Woo-hoo!

[pugwash]

It's an obesycle!

[underfoot]

Leroy...unaware that Shirleen had quietly snuck on the back, was wondering why the steering felt a little light.

[Ozkaban]

It's an obesycle!

:whs:

[Ozkaban]

I just dunno darl, them theres dealer told me this here E.V. Would go 30 miles an hour and go 2 hours a charge. Blardy lyin barstids...

[tea lady]

Leroy was starting to wonder if he had been over feeding the monkey on his back! :blink:

[mic-d]

Photo just before the driver was pulled over for not displaying a wide load sign.

CHeers
Michael

[pugwash]

Darren and Sharon commandeer the nearest vehicle in an attempt to outrun the flying cow.

[Groggy]

NASA's new Mars Rover is currently undergoing the most stringent testing regime ever devised.

[Sawdust Maker]

Hey darl, the tyres are staying up with that new aerosol gap filler you used.
Dunno why they kept going flat.

[Claw Hama]

The power to weight ratio of the new methane powered buggys has to be seen to be beleved:cl:. The bigger the bums the more methane, the more methane the more power!! SO much power:burnt:

[Woodwould]

Darren and Sharon commandeer the nearest vehicle in an attempt to outrun the flying cow.
It's got a willy!

[Chief Tiff]

"Dangnabbit!" said Tex, as the chair's batteries gave up their last spark. "How the hootin' heck are we gunna git t' that thur gymnayzeeyum now?"

[mic-d]

I told you Billy-Bob, you come too far, there ain't nothing but booze and coffee down here, the lard shop is back the other way, now turn around!

Cheers
Michael

[Woodwould]

Hey darl, the tyres are staying up with that new aerosol gap filler you used.
Dunno why they kept going flat.

:thyel: On you go!

[Sawdust Maker]

Me?

ok

We'll stay with the transportation theme, how's this?

162645

[Woodwould]

Congratulating Mr. Austin Sprinkler (centre) on the opening of his novel car wash is Mrs. Gerty Puddlemuck (left) and friend.

[Claw Hama]

So you're James Bond?! I thought you always wore slacks and a sports shirt?
They're in my other car, the one that floats.

[pugwash]

"It won't start. I think it's got water in the carby."

[underfoot]

No!!....I clearly said car pool...Why don't we car pool....

[Claw Hama]

:clap3::U

[chrisb691]

When I tried to start it, the engine caught briefly then it flooded and stopped.

[Ozkaban]

Concept cats that never quite made it:
"Mazda MX-Dive"

[mic-d]

Finding Limo

Cheers
Michael

[A Duke]

Glug!

[tea lady]

.....but Honey! ....... How did you get it through the gate? :think:

[Cliff Rogers]

Lucky you missed the pool furniture, that chair would have been difficult to get out of the pool. :think:

[Chief Tiff]

Shiela was starting to get a bit concerned about the amount of condensation dripping out of the air-con

[chrisb691]

I said that with the new hydrogen fuel cell, that it runs on water. I didn't say anything about UNDER water.

[Cliff Rogers]

Do you really think the Creepy Crawly will do a good job without marking the paint work?

[Sawdust Maker]

Finding Limo

Cheers
Michael


By a short whisker

Over to you Michael

[mic-d]

thank you. keeping the pool and idiots theme going...

[tea lady]

:secret: I think weVe had this one before..... but anyway! :shrug:


Bruce couldn't rig up water jets on his shoe-string spa, but he discovered another way to get that tingling sensation in the water1 :cool:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"The Three Bright Sparks."

[mic-d]

:secret: I think weVe had this one before..... but anyway! :shrug:


Bruce couldn't rig up water jets on his shoe-string spa, but he discovered another way to get that tingling sensation in the water1 :cool:

wish I could blame it on the period I wasn't online but more likely it is just my bad memory. was it recent? I have another one
cheers
Michael

[Sawdust Maker]

Three entrants in the Darwin awards for this year

[chrisb691]

Natural selection at work.

[RETIRED]

Cleaning the gene pool.

[Sawdust Maker]

:roflmao:

[Ozkaban]

so Bob, I heard you just bought a nice red Mazda MX-5. How's it going?

Maate, it's electric!

[Sawdust Maker]

:roflmao:

[mic-d]

Cleaning the gene pool.
I feel bad I reposted an old pic so I'm going to pass it on now. I do like the caption so over to you...:)

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

I feel bad I reposted an old pic so I'm going to pass it on now. I do like the caption so over to you...:)

Cheers
Michael:console: It might have been an old pic, but it was a good pic.:U:D

[Sawdust Maker]

:console: It might have been an old pic, but it was a good pic.:U:D

I agree with TL*
Was wondering what they had plugged into - an electric grill/griddle


PS *and I think the captions were different, except mine prabably as I haven't had a new thought in years

[mic-d]

:console: It might have been an old pic, but it was a good pic.:U:D

Hey don't touch me.

:D

Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

Should have used this one, TL:

:buttkick:

[RETIRED]

Here ya go.

[Claw Hama]

See and you laughed at me! I told you it would fit!

[chrisb691]

Carkeys. Where did I put the carkeys.

[Sawdust Maker]

Wendy said if I didn't get out and take all my stuff by midday she'd burn it :((

[Sawdust Maker]

If you wear those orange pants again, leave and take all your rubbish with you!

[rotten_66]

Now then, does the rabbit go around the tree then down the hole, or is it the other way around. Cos I'd hate to get it wrong and lose all my stuff.

[Cliff Rogers]

Loaded.

[Woodwould]

"Oh for goodness sake Harold! what do you mean you forgot to pack the kitchen sink?"

[mic-d]

Yeah I saw them there protesters down in south America, them Egyptin people with funny helmets and it gave me the idea for my protest car, after all I drive like and American, I don't walk like a south American Egyptin.

Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

Ha! Reposess this now, a****le!!

[Sawdust Maker]

Waddya mean - We're only staying overnight!

[Ozkaban]

Ok Mum, all set. Remember the Nursing Home is 3 blocks down then left, then the second right. We'll visit most Sundays...

[tea lady]

Again, the matter transporter managed to turn the car inside out! Luckily the orange trousers are protective of the effects..... I think! :C

[cookie48]

Do'nt woory about a flat. I've got the spare tyre around my belly

[RETIRED]

Carkeys. Where did I put the carkeys.
I can relate to that sometimes.

Take it away Chris.

[chrisb691]

Thanks (I think), have a go at this.

[Cliff Rogers]

Hey dude.... how much water did you drink? (You have to know the joke)

[chrisb691]

Hey dude.... how much water did you drink? (You have to know the joke)
You're supposed to be original Cliff :buttkick: :D

[pugwash]

Contrary to popular belief, eucalyptus aren't the only leaves of interest to a Koala!

[Sawdust Maker]

How come every time someone gives me one of these I get the munchies?
2 hamburgers please

[mic-d]

Can't a bloke enjoy a postcoital ciggie in private? Yes I put on a show for Oprah, doesn't mean I want to be a celebrity.

Cheers
Michael

[pugwash]

"The keeper gave me this to stop me hiccuping. Now I can't stop giggling."

[Ozkaban]

First you tell me I'm crazy to only like one species of leaf... Then I'm crazy 'cos I found another...

[cookie48]

whhhhhhhhhhhhoa this five finger leaf better than gummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[chrisb691]

Photo finish goes to pugwash.

[pugwash]

Thanks Chris!

Here's a new one.

[Woodwould]

Hey dude... check out my new bitch!

[underfoot]

. I trained him to sniff out bananas

[Sawdust Maker]

What my seeing eye dog is not a labrador?

[cookie48]

I taught to sit, and he taught me to stand.

[chrisb691]

Man's best friend got a better pay deal, and swapped allegiance.

[mic-d]

Hey dude... check out my new bitch!

erm, something is sticking out like db's:q

Cheers
Michael

[underfoot]

erm, something is sticking out like db's:q
Cheers
Michael
mebbe it was the dog talking :rolleyes:

[mic-d]

mebbe it was the dog talking :rolleyes:


of course:doh::doh: I feel so foolish:B It's obvious now, the bitch is in control, not the dog.:)

Cheers
Michael

[pugwash]

Special mention to woodwould for "Check out my new bitch"
but the winner is cookie48 for "I taught him to sit and he taught me to stand."

Your go cookie48.

[pugwash]

Looks like cookie's gone walkabout so I'll declare woodwould the winner.
Over to you Woodwould!

[cookie48]

OOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh. Damn bugger. Had good one to.

[Woodwould]

OOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh. Damn bugger. Had good one to.
Go for it!

[Chief Tiff]

I hate it when this thread stalls, so I'll chuck this one in to get it moving again

[Cliff Rogers]

He wouldn't know what to do with it if he ever caught one but that didn't stop him trying.

[Sawdust Maker]

As a part of his initiation, Tabby had to fly with the eagles

[A Duke]

Dinner!

[Woodwould]

[best David Attenborough voice] Tail-gating and train surfing are not new phenomenon, nor are they restricted to humans. In Madagascar, one group of Black and White Ruffed Lemurs have developed a novel method of hitching a ride. The lemurs hide in roadside vegetation close to roadkill, often for hours, and ambush unsuspecting scavenging birds as they swoop down to feed on the carrion. [/best David Attenborough voice]