Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[tea lady]

:d

[Cliff Rogers]

"Martha! That new chair you got is peeing in the corner!"

[RETIRED]

Wouldwood has let his imagination run wild.

[rsser]

It's a dog of a chair.

[springwater]

Love's driving me up the wall!

[Woodwould]

Thomas picked himself up off the floor and continued working, oblivious that his shed had just fallen over.

[Woodwould]

"Hmmm, I should have checked the moisture content of that Vic Ash".

[rsser]

This loveseat will appeal to a really dominant partner.

[Sawdust Maker]

design by Escher

[underfoot]

Nigels first attempt to market his furniture to the yachting fraternity

[watson]

Oscar Wilde's world was always a little "bent"

[pugwash]

Captain "Jacko" Jackson was somewhat of a traditionalist, and was determined to furnish the new space station in his own style.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Well... Y'see... the customer's only real criteria was "a couch that I could comfortably crash on..." :roll:


No matter how I train my Roomba, it always misses half of the legs!


Ever had one of those couches that, no matter how you sleep on it, always leaves a crick in your back?


Don't you hate it when you can't iron out the crease in your plans?


(And a variation of one of Woodwould's... sorta: )

The dog peed on the cushion? Well, ya should have got it to pee on the other side too!

[Skew's_Girl]

Skew wasn't subtle when it came to presents, "Alright Alright! I Get it! New Jointer/Planer Geez"

Apparently Skew's learned my volume trick XD

[tea lady]

Don't you hate it when you can't iron out the crease in your plans?

This one's quite good!:D Off you go Skew!:cool:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

(See? Spamming works! :U)

OK, lessee...

[watson]

The Peg hazard on the 9th.

[pugwash]

Damned rabbits! This'll fix 'em!

[Ashore]

only greenies use wooden pegs these days

[rsser]

The park failed the pinch test and no more fertiliser is to be used.

[Cliff Rogers]

Peggie carved her name on the tree in the park.

[Skew's_Girl]

the Government's latest "East Australia Flood Action Plan"

[Sawdust Maker]

When laying new turf, remember to keep the edges together

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I reckon Sawdust Maker pegged it this time...

Over to you!

[Sawdust Maker]

Nice play on words, Skew :doh:

I'll just hang out this one for the audience

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[Woodwould]

"Well you said "Stay!" and the brickies were on contract".

"You've heard of a watch dog, well I'm a wall dog!"

Dog chasing ball + banana skin + block wall = disaster.

"I caught this blighter chasing my alpacas and bagged him with the old Purdey and then had him mounted. What do you think?"

[rsser]

Some dern dawgs need a bit more'n a choker chain.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Damned wannabe brickies! Can't even lay a pig in the wall right!

[chrisb691]

On migrating from Sth Africa, Hendrick had to start a new trophy wall.

[pugwash]

Breaking out of the pound wasn't going well. "I knew we should have dug a tunnel" said Rex.

[Claw Hama]

Well Sir, I was jus a playin with the ball, run, catch an back, run, catch an back, then all I saw was stars, stars everywhere. Now I'm here???

[Skew's_Girl]

*snicker chuckle giggle*
Had one, have to think of one better now. You guys are good at this.

[Ashore]

Though he knew he would be a brick short, Al kept going in his usual doggedly fashion

[Sawdust Maker]

Hard to pick the best in this lot, all tickled the funny bone
In the end I like the brick short of a wall idea

over to you Mr Ashore

[wheelinround]

I know I am too late for this one Nick but

Claw's interesting surprise for a clients wall.:U

[Sawdust Maker]

No Wheelin'
that's just sick
even the $20 you sent me won't change my mind

[rsser]

So how much should we send next time Nick? ;-}

[Christopha]

A Walsatian?

Another mongrel bricky?

[wheelinround]

:lolabove: Not ure who woke the old fellow up but thats a good one

[Sawdust Maker]

Yep
"Walsatian" was good
but the entry was late, sorry

[Ashore]

Ok sorry I was so slow

[Cliff Rogers]

"So you are the one who has been taking all my rats & mice?"

[wheelinround]

Here Puss puss :oo:..........typical isn't it just as in Human nature

[A Duke]

Curiosity killed the cat.

[Claw Hama]

Cats last words:

I'm guna turn you into a walleee e t t t t t ...........................

[watson]

Another "crushing" defeat for the cats

[Woodwould]

Sid watched on from his lofty vantage point until one day, Smokey expended her eighth life. Then Sid made his move!

[Sawdust Maker]

Tabby's last cat nap.

[Biggles73]

Rushin' Poolette?

[Groggy]

That cat is hiss-tory.

[tea lady]

:hmm: Normally wool and string doesn't act THIS was! "

[tea lady]

"This big wool is a little more feisty than the little stuff! "

[Ashore]

All in all I rekon Groggy just got there
Take it away
:2tsup:

[Groggy]

:doh:

[Heads off to find something]

[rsser]

How about a pic of a workbench in progress? ;-}

[Groggy]

http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-9979524643.jpg

[A Duke]

Has you got a licence?

[rsser]

After the Iraq invasion, this is what the Ba-ath Party's GP has descended to.

[wheelinround]

Hi Hoe Hi Hoe in the Bath we go

[Woodwould]

'Fingers' McGrath thought he had got clean away...

[tea lady]

Sir! Where is your helmet?

[3 toed sloth]

But officer, I have a clean record.

[Sawdust Maker]

My wife told me to clean up before I got to the office :doh:

[Claw Hama]

You're on a slippery slope, when you've been pulled over for excess bubbles from your vehicle.
(I wonder if his credentials will stand up in court.)

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

You like it Officer? Geeze, thanks! It's a hydramatic, fully tapped out. Only a single plug but it goes like a fart in a whirlpool!

[pugwash]

NEWSFLASH!

In broad daylight, a gang of daring robbers have made off with all the bathroom fittings from the Red Deer police station.
A police spokesman said they had nothing to go on.

[Groggy]

I reckon Pugwash gets it.

[pugwash]

Thanks Groggy.

Try this one.

[A Duke]

The flight of the bumble bee. Bah!

[Sawdust Maker]

If I had a seat I'd play a duet

[Groggy]

I'm just winging it!

[watson]

And now an Oldie but a Goldie from our 1968 Album of the same name.

Coff Coff........

I'm Louie da Fly I'm Louie da Fly Straight from Rubbish tip to You

[tea lady]

Sting's little brother had a more classical bent!

[watson]

Sting's little brother had a more classical bent!


Luvit!!!

[tea lady]

And now an Oldie but a Goldie from our 1968 Album of the same name.

Coff Coff........

I'm Louie da Fly I'm Louie da Fly Straight from Rubbish tip to You


Luvit!!!:D But I like yours Watson! :U

[watson]

See......we both won.......'cos we made a group giggle!!

[tea lady]

See......we both won.......'cos we made a group giggle!!
Yeah! But what does Pugwash think? :C:D

[pugwash]

Sting's little brother had a more classical bent!

I like yours Tea Lady. Your turn.:U

[tea lady]

I like yours Tea Lady. Your turn.:U:oo: Better go and look then! :think: Continuing the fly theme ! :cool:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5bozqf3q75MWZmjC86Jg0fnMI2hamxiO4IqI00ViiZFoIU8WK

[Groggy]

In the insect version of Back to the Future, Martie McFly meets his moth-er.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Where's Dad?"

"Tsk! The silly old fool is probably stuck down at The Strip again." :roll:

[Sawdust Maker]

Marty was a little surprised at the size of his Russian blind date

[underfoot]

be he moth ?

[3 toed sloth]

Imagine how annoying their kids would be.

[springwater]

...always...I'm no fly by night.

[Claw Hama]

Ahh it was love at first sight, on the ceiling of the Tropicana in old Havana next to the mirror ball and spot light:inlove:

[tea lady]

Ahh it was love at first sight, on the ceiling of the Tropicana in old Havana next to the mirror ball and spot light:inlove:Te he he! I think Claw has done it best! :rofl: :cool:

Over to you Claw!:2tsup:

[Claw Hama]

Thanks TL

Here you go

[Woodwould]

The pesimistic learner driver.

[Sawdust Maker]

I knew we were in trouble when The Count insisted on bringing his own bed

[tea lady]

The count was finally evicted when his great great great grand children sold off the family mansion. Where his next abode would be was anyone's guess.

[3 toed sloth]

It's a dead end!

[chrisb691]

The car was a deathtrap, but it did come with extras.

[springwater]

Circa 1980: Funerals'R'Us delivery van

[Biggles73]

should never have sent the missus to get a new gasket installed....
some cars have more legroom than others!
the lengths some go to to get a disability license.
i know the sign says ''no standing'', but this is ridiculous!
when i get the flu, i find this the best way to stop the coffin

[A Duke]

I told you, you needed a delivery plan before you accepted the commission for the caskets.

[Groggy]

That shortcut through the cemetery is faster than the usual route. It would have been even quicker if that procession hadn't got in the way.

[pugwash]

Jennifers novelty cake company was badly in need of a delivery van.

[Woodwould]

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[wheelinround]

This is my Goth Car