Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[chrisb691]

Laughing.........I tell you what Boots, the look on his face when he put his slipper on..priceless, priceless I tell you!
This one does it for me, so over to ozhunter.

[ozhunter]

Okie dokie..I'll keep the animal theme going

[A Duke]

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[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"So maybe I'll throw handfuls of shyte at the two-legs. But I ain't touching that!"

[Cliff Rogers]

The board of directors at Apple get a sneak preview of the new Microsoft Product.

[wheelinround]

You want your Graphics Card to do what in Windows

[tea lady]

They want us to read the instructions? :doh: :rofl:

[mic-d]

They want us to write the instructions? :p:)

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

They want us to write the instructions? :p:)

Cheers
Michael:idea! :D

That was some of your best work Bro! :D

[tea lady]

:idea! :D

That was some of your best work Bro! :D

OR.. OK! That's done! Where are our peanuts.:D

[mic-d]

That was some of your best work Bro! :D

Thank you! I'd like to thank my God for inspiration and Mum for her support and thank you to my fans, you make it all worthwhile. And to the big support team behind me who make this all possible, well you know who you are...:;:D

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

Thank you! I'd like to thank my God for inspiration and Mum for her support and thank you to my fans, you make it all worthwhile. And to the big support team behind me who make this all possible, well you know who you are...:;:D

Cheers
Michael:rolleyes: Your peanuts are in the mail! :p

[Claw Hama]

Pirated software? not us, nooo way, thats monkey buisness!!! we're orangoutans.

[ozhunter]

Pirated software? not us, nooo way, thats monkey buisness!!! we're orangoutans.

Claw Hama made me giggle with this one. You are a very funny and warped bunch of people:2tsup::2tsup:

Over to you Claw Hama

oz

[Claw Hama]

Thanks Oz, stand back for a spla........................t:D

[Cliff Rogers]

Last one in is a rotten egg.

[watson]

Ah Sunbury....1969 or.....err I forget

[pugwash]

"AH!.. Chocolate!...Gimme gimme!"

[mic-d]

Fatty and Skinny went for a swim, fatty blew off and Skinn... er the bloke in the t-shirt fell in.

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

And you all thought babies came from cabbage patches? Well they actually come from the amazing mud flowers of Sunbury! :cool:

[mic-d]

reenacting the scene from Slumdog Millionaire.

Cheers
Michael

[rsser]

'Lastly, stir the mixture well before pouring into a greased cake tin'.

[Claw Hama]

Yep, an all in mixture, would need a big tin, have a go Ern:D.

[rsser]

In keeping with the 60s theme ...

[mic-d]

Is there something wrong with that photo? My monitor seems to have lost its vertical hold.

Cheers
Michael

[Claw Hama]

This is the latest technology in saftey wear. There is no way anyone will miss you dressed in this high visability safety suit. For stockist see listing under St Vincents de Paul

[A Duke]

Where's my shades Dude.

[watson]

Wish my Mum had burned ALL of my wedding Photos :(

[tea lady]

For some reason this outfit always gets more laughs WITHOUT the clown make up!

[rsser]

All great laughs; Watson gets it by a half nose ;-}

[watson]

:B Moi??

Ok Here we go.


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[silentC]

Little Larry Lounge Lizard sees his first human at the zoo. "Hey Mum, that one's walking on its hind legs!"

[mic-d]

Thanks to Harvey who sent us a letter last month asking how to control those pesky geckos that poo all over your woodwork. We've conducted some glue tests and found that a CA glue bait works well. Here's a photograph of one of the tests. Cheers Ed.


Cheers
Michael

[Sawdust Maker]

A police line up, why

[A Duke]

This stuff is not as grippy as the Bridgestone tyres I used to help Peter Brock advertise.

[Claw Hama]

Marcel Magecko

[Cliff Rogers]

I wish they would clean this window so I can see out. :(

[mic-d]

Hola baby! Ju are a beautiful gecko, I luf ju, I luf ju! I want ju on thith thide of the glass tho we can make beautiful chuck chuck chuck. Why do ju mimic everything I do?

cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

Wow! Its happening again! I'm levitating. Maybe I'm god? :oo:

[mic-d]

Why opposable thumbs?? Surely super sticky fingers should have given us the evolutionary edge?

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

Why opposable thumbs?? Surely super sticky fingers should have given us the evolutionary edge?

Cheers
Michael:D Makes typing really tricky.

[silentC]

"Helf, my tun is stug"

[rsser]

:roflmao:

[watson]

OK that one got me...with an honourable mention to Claw Hama too.

Over to you Silent.

[silentC]

Have we had this one?

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Took_A_Wrong_Turn769.jpg

[Cliff Rogers]

No mam, for the 10th time... there is no Leprechaun hiding in the car.

[AlexS]

Officer, have you seen my dog?

[Groggy]

Ma'am, the sign may well say "Angle Parking Only", but this is not what was intended.

[tea lady]

This ticket is for being on the wrong side of the curb M'am!

[A Duke]

Can you see my mobile in there officer?

[mark david]

Thronehenge

[rsser]

No more Kangaroo brand fuel.

[pugwash]

"THREE pedals you say? I wondered what the middle one was for."

[Claw Hama]

But officer, the sign said, park nose to kerb!!!

[Sawdust Maker]

But if I park like this you can get two cars in the same parking bay

[silentC]

The award goes to........

Claw Hama!

[Claw Hama]

THank you SC, I would like to accept this award most hummmmbbly but my politic...........:no:
Ok next one:U

[wheelinround]

Meals On Wheels

Pork or Beef Roll

Look its a Hung Parliament :U

[tea lady]

Kinko the Clown's day job!

[Groggy]

Just one quick spin on the unicycle was enough to get our butcher hooked!

[Sawdust Maker]

Rocky "gawd I hate this training!"

[3 toed sloth]

Recycled beef.

What?... you never saw a cow on a bike before?

[A Duke]

Unicycled beef

[mic-d]

You think that's beef hanging there but actually the last two blokes weren't very good on a unicycle.

Cheers
Michael

[3 toed sloth]

That must be why he looks so serious.........there's a lot at steak:D

[Claw Hama]

Ah, I think mics got it, with 3TS cycleing close behind. Go Micky

[mic-d]

Thanks Claw. Quick turn around, try this one

Cheers
Michael

[A Duke]

Prowling laxative.

[3 toed sloth]

Looks tasty but smells like s*%@

[Claw Hama]

:o:tooth::bath::poop:

[mic-d]

:o:tooth::bath::poop:
Looks like that one is doing the rounds huh? I cut a different caption off the photo, it was nearly as funny as that one, doesn't count tho so try again:q

Cheers
Michael

[rsser]

If approached by a tiger on the savannah show it what's really inside.

[mic-d]

'If she hasn't already, she will soon' was the one I removed:wink:

Cheers
Michael

[Claw Hama]

That was my caption I just stuck it on your photo.

[tea lady]

Said by the loin! "I hate it when they take the ! :(("

[rsser]

Thread comment:

You guys are a hoot :D

Made my day.

Thanks.

[Groggy]

"I think a little roar might speed things along..."

[tea lady]

I've heard of bears s(%%$#@ in the woods! What's this called then? :think:

[A Duke]

I'm sure I don't remember eating that.

[3 toed sloth]

Roar sewage.

[mic-d]

It's a close run thing but I'm going to shoot it back to Claw, I like it:2tsup:

Cheers
Michael

[Rodgera]

It looked like #####, it Smelt like #####, it tasted liked #####, gee I'm glad I did not tread in it!!

[Claw Hama]

Ok in the joyous spirit of Christmas?:D

[3 toed sloth]

Blitzen to Rudolph in a bubbly underwater voice............."now what?"

[Claw Hama]

THats a good start:D

[mic-d]

Santa discovers the truth behind Rudolf's red nose.

Cheers
Michael

[underfoot]

Santa decided he would never again use raindeer supplied by Rolls Royce

[A Duke]

Prancer to Comet "Just because we don't have spark plugs doesn't mean we can work under water."

[rsser]

Santa Claus died acc to Search and Rescue staff but they're still searching for the elves (the subordinate clauses).

(With apologies to Kate Burridge).

[mic-d]

Santa decided he would never again use raindeer supplied by Rolls Royce

:roflmao:
and it's only one letter to change from qantas' problems to santa's problems

[rsser]

Norway Air has a reindeer logo; Qantas the flying 'roo.

Marketing managers for both are reconsidering the branding.

[Scorp]

Burrrrp............too many beers and bikkies.....................






(Does Father X get double demerits, or is his licence suspended for 364 days??)

[rsser]

LOL.

Sleigh confiscated under the hoon laws.

[Cliff Rogers]

Dam.

[Claw Hama]

There are some great ones in this bunch but I think 3 Toed Sloth has it by a red nose.

[3 toed sloth]

Thanks, CH, will have a photo up soon(gotta get kids off the other computer):doh:

[3 toed sloth]

OK, sorry 'bout the delay, but here goes.

[A Duke]

I told you we needed a semi and not a roof rack to collect the timber for 's lathe.

[AlexS]

The insurance company has logged this accident.

[chrisb691]

Today found out what happens, if you don't tighten up the tailstock tight enough.