Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[Chief Tiff]

Ok, try this one for size.....

[Chief Tiff]

by sheer volume of replies.
Crummy I know, sorry, swmbo has had another accident with a horse so can't really think tonight. sorry

Cheers
Michael


Hope they're both ok?

[watson]

Ok, try this one for size.....

"there's a bear in there....."


Memory bump.I once did a Cattle AI course, and the last staff person to arrive at work got to sit inside the dummy cow and hold the artificial vagina for every service on that day :o

[Pac man]

now there's a gynaecologist that's head and shoulders above the rest!

[Pac man]

that's a different way to make a trunk call

or

Hello.........................Hello ( echo)

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Ah. I see your problem. It's a faulty trunk collection."

"Hey, waddya know! The little light stays on!"

[chrisb691]

OH CRAP!!! I dropped the torch.

[Groggy]

When you are done with the elephant would you get the stick out of mine please?

[chrisb691]

help help help help help help help

[Chief Tiff]

help help help help help help help


OH CRAP!!! I dropped the torch.

Chris wins on either of these!



Memory bump.I once did a Cattle AI course, and the last staff person to arrive at work got to sit inside the dummy cow and hold the artificial vagina for every service on that day :o

Quite a horrible story! I guess it would be the world's second worst job. The worst one of all would have to be the guy with the mop who works in one of those...er...burlesque picture houses with the little booths.....

Over to you Chris...

[chrisb691]

Here go

[tea lady]

by sheer volume of replies.
Crummy I know, sorry, swmbo has had another accident with a horse so can't really think tonight. sorry

Cheers
Michael

:C Jeez Mich. I guess things could be worse.

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachments/f17/150931d1287826784t-another-need-caption-reply-question-take-5-man-elephant-butt.jpg

[tea lady]

I guess I've been away longer than I thought! It was only a sapling when I parked.:Chttp://www.woodworkforums.com/attachments/f17/150978d1287891540t-another-need-caption-reply-question-take-5-incroyable045.jpg

[rotten_66]

Forest elbow strikes again.

[Cliff Rogers]

Parking it was one thing, getting out to go to the shop was the real challenge.

[A Duke]

Forked

or

Tree falls on vehicle, ordinary, ute falls on tree , now that's news.

[chrisb691]

Parking it was one thing, getting out to go to the shop was the real challenge.
Over to Cliff

[Cliff Rogers]

Beauty, ta.

Try this one.

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=151095&stc=1&d=1288047088

[mic-d]

Australia's new submarine class. The typical outcome of defense decision-making. :rolleyes::doh::doh::~:~

Cheers
Michael

[watson]

I said "Left"...."right!!"

[pugwash]

Jeremy Clarkson's attempt to build a cross channel ferry from an old truck was not going well.

[Picko]

Glad I opted for the double bunk in the sleeper.

[wheelinround]

I know how Woodlee likes his deliveries to arrive on time, rain hail snow and floods.So I fitted the snorkles and high reach exhausts just so I could deliver during the wet season to Katherine. But I didn't fit a waterproof GPS:doh:


The mechanics said after a full rebuild nothing would stop it.:~

[A Duke]

GLUG glug

[chrisb691]

FOR SALE. Truck and trailer, pick up only.

[pugwash]

"hello! RAC? I think the carbie's flooded!"

[Scorp]

Where's Weisey and his tool box when you need him???

[silentC]

"The salt water Mack lays partially submerged, waiting for a young Subaru careless enough to attempt a crossing"

[chrisb691]

"The salt water Mack lays partially submerged, waiting for a young Subaru careless enough to attempt a crossing"

:roflmao:

[Cliff Rogers]

OK, I'm off so I had better pick somebody, Sir silentC Attenborough gets it for his saltwater Mack.

[silentC]

Damn, I didn't think that far ahead. Now I'll have to find a funny picture I suppose...

[Cliff Rogers]

I have the same problem, I keep looking at this thread & replying to it but I dread getting a turn 'cos then I have homework to do. :rolleyes:

[silentC]

The price we pay for being smart asres I suppose :)

[silentC]

OK have we had this one before?

http://www.hilariousheadlines.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/funny-boat-picture.jpg

[Groggy]

But when you said "Join the Navy and get some ass, I thought...."

[silentC]

And straight out of the blocks, Groggy is an early contender. We hope he hasn't started his run too soon :D

[Cliff Rogers]

I'd like to see/read what Ernest Hemingway could do with that. :think:

[stuffy]

How does he move?
.
.
.
.
He Oars.
:p:-

[A Duke]

They say any ass can drive one of these.

[Cliff Rogers]

"... I will get Peter Quince to write a ballad of this dream: it shall be called ‘Bottom’s Dream’, because it hath no bottom;..."

[mic-d]

I know the joke about old Mrs Hunt and her square cut punt, but what's the joke about her ass?

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

:rofl: I've got caption block, but I'd just like to say that you are all funny b(&%$ds! :D

[chrisb691]

When the outboard breaks down, a donkey engine comes in handy.

[wheelinround]

Another boat load of politicians heading downunder



Trojan Boat sighted of Australian coast

[silentC]

OK, as there can be only one, I give it to Groggy...

[Groggy]

OK, as there can be only one, I give it to Groggy...Arrgh, curses...I'll be back....

[Groggy]

.http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=151341&d=1288254111

[ozhunter]

If you think that "bringin' down the house" involves a can of gasoline and a book of matches..............you might be a redneck.

[mic-d]

clairvoyant signwriter

Cheers
Michael

[A Duke]

Mobile BBQ.

[labr@]

Satan's holiday

[Chief Tiff]

"As well as the Inferno, we also stock the Collapse, Fall-Apart and Bloody Huge Explosion trailers."

[Chief Tiff]

With the benefit of hindsight, Bruce realised that maybe his insurance claim wouldn't have been rejected if he hadn't included that particular photo.

[Chief Tiff]

His first two wishes of a new ute and fifth wheeler were quite sensible. His third wish of a "smokin' hot girlfriend in it" merely proved that the genie had a sense of humour...



Getting Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johanson and Mila Jojovich to star in a bikini wrestling movie was a stroke of genius. Getting them to rehearse together in the trailer was abit dumb though.

[ozhunter]

His first two wishes of a new ute and fifth wheeler were quite sensible. His third wish of a "smokin' hot girlfriend in it" merely proved that the genie had a sense of humour...



Getting Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johanson and Mila Jojovich to star in a bikini wrestling movie was a stroke of genius. Getting them to rehearse together in the trailer was abit dumb though.

When does the movie come out. I'll take time off work, sell a couple of kids, when does it come out huh huh......please tell me it's true

[chrisb691]

The Director of the Bureau for Public Safety, today issued a statement that 'Lighting farts can be a health hazard'.

[Cliff Rogers]

Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday dear...
hurry up & blow the bloody candles out you silly old fart!

[Groggy]

Satan's holidayTake it away Labr :2tsup:

[A Duke]

Bump

[Rodgera]

hump

[Groggy]

Mic-d or whoever finds one first...

[mic-d]

someone else please?

Cheers
Michael

[Cliff Rogers]

I've got one.

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=152404&stc=1&d=1289180439

[A Duke]

Looter's get away.

[A Duke]

Volunteer hard at work distributing guide dog collection boxes.

[watson]

How much was that Doggie in the window??

[tea lady]

Just reclaiming my guide dog totem! :shrug:


Or i could be REALLY UNPC and say........

Well? Its donations for the blind! :doh:

[Groggy]

Ma Barker

[Chief Tiff]

Hee hee! Gunna get blinded tonight!

[watson]

Just a quick nudge that this can be viewed publicly.

[wheelinround]

Just walking the Dog

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

little kid: "Awww, Mum! Could'n ya just take a photo of the Dog On The Tuckerbox like everyone else?"

[mic-d]

If anybody points the bone at me my dog takes care of it.

Cheers
Michael

[Claw Hama]

Dis here dog ehs gona give great change to ma lyfe. Hurry up boy!! You done wanna miss da change.

[mic-d]

The lady has got my dingo!!




Stories of Ding the Dog

Book IV

Ding Goes

Cheers
Michael

[Rodgera]

What dog - Sir?
I don see no dog

[Cliff Rogers]

little kid: "Awww, Mum! Could'n ya just take a photo of the Dog On The Tuckerbox like everyone else?"
OK, Skew, you can have a turn, I also like "The lady has my dingo" but Mic-d didn't want another turn yet.

[mic-d]

OK, Skew, you can have a turn, I also like "The lady has my dingo" but Mic-d didn't want another turn yet.

Just to keep things going here is one. (It is not me)

Cheers
Michael

[Claw Hama]

There's just no acounting for poor taste is there:no:.

[pugwash]

"One of these days, one of these days,..... its gonna happen,..... I just know it is,..... I'm not going to be able to resist it...... It'll happen,..... sooner rather than later,..... It's bound to happen...... I'm just gonna bite him right on his big fat spotty ####!"

[A Duke]

Who you calling spot?

[chrisb691]

Run spot run.

[tea lady]

:oo: I didn't know spots were contagious! :doh:

[Cliff Rogers]

Here is a bloke who is just dotty about his dog.

[mic-d]

Why Dick and Jane divorced. See Dick's spots. Help Spot escape.

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

Spot Dick!

[stuffy]

Spotted Dick?
:)

[stuffy]

Twins! (only there mother can tell them apart)
:)

[Sawdust Maker]

And dad slowly started looking like the dalmation

[wheelinround]

:o I had to look twice that eccentric grey headed bloke in the spotted suit looked some much like a recently retired forumite.:U

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachments/f8/152664d1289421600-sydney-gtg-starring--10-nov--pat-nicks-back.jpg

[Sawdust Maker]

Careful

I'll let down one of you tyres :o

[mic-d]

I hope that's a spot and not an accident.

Cheers
Michael

[mic-d]

Run spot run.

Chris gets the honour for starting the whole Dick stream.:)


You're up!

Cheers
Michael

[chrisb691]

Bugga! I hate winning :D

So have a go at this.

[tea lady]

OK! Who glued my ears down?

[Sawdust Maker]

I got the joke, I got the joke, he didn't

[silentC]

Nigel took the job of protecting the idiot son of his employer seriously, but he couldn't help wondering if things would have been different had he not been caught with his paw in the catnip that day 15 years ago...

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Sings: "I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so!"

[ozhunter]

Laughing.........I tell you what Boots, the look on his face when he put his slipper on..priceless, priceless I tell you!

[mic-d]

I just let fluffy off the chain. My stupid brother should find out about....... ....now!

Cheers
Michael