Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[Cliff Rogers]

I said the next left. :doh:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I like Pugwash's understatement.

Take it away!

[pugwash]

Ops, nearly missed it.

[Sawdust Maker]

who pharted?

[A Duke]

Who needs a Giraffe suit?
Not us.

[Cliff Rogers]

Monday is washing day.....

[tea lady]

Ok! Did the giraffe rub us on the curtain again while we were asleep?

[Sawdust Maker]

The Kelly Gang always looked innocent when the Troopers turned up

[Ozkaban]

We are no longer meerkats... We are SuperKats!

[Cliff Rogers]

The atmosphere was electric....

[AlexS]

Not all the extras for "Happy Feet" made it to the final cut.

[Bushmiller]

Not so much an insurrection, just a mere gathering.

Regards
Paul

[Groggy]

This family of meercats were the first of their kind to discover what a Tesla coil could do....

[pugwash]

This family of meercats were the first of their kind to discover what a Tesla coil could do....

Gotta giveit to groggy for his tesla reference.

[Groggy]

.

[RETIRED]

Don't let your imaginations run wild kiddies.:wink::D

[Ozkaban]

Life's tough in govt. Always living on 'hand-outs'...

[Ozkaban]

or...

Rare pictures of the so-called gravy train :D

[The Bleeder]

Look, I told you is was stuck up there.

[A Duke]

The sort of thing that happens when the cowboys sit after midnight.

[Sawdust Maker]

oh look, a cigar!

[Groggy]

I'm awarding this to Ozkaban before the comments degenerate :)

[Sawdust Maker]

I'm awarding this to Ozkaban before the comments degenerate :)

but we were just getting warmed up :B

[tea lady]

I'm kinda worried about the guy grinning at the back!::think:

[Sawdust Maker]

I'm kinda worried about the guy grinning at the back!::think:

He's just happy he's not the guy in front :doh:

[Bushmiller]

I'm kinda worried about the guy grinning at the back!::think:

It's not really his facial expression that would be of primary concern to me. It's all a little too close for comfort:rolleyes:.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

I'm awarding this to Ozkaban before the comments degenerate :)

Ozkaban where are you? I can see Groggy's well meaning attempt to arrest degeneration failing without further imput from you:D.

Regards
Paul

[Ozkaban]

Sorry Sir, but it looks like that growth on your back isn't benign.

[Bushmiller]

Sorry Sir, but it looks like that growth on your back isn't benign.

:?:?

I think we may have cross threaded here (with "my caption needs a picture") or alternatively we have not moved on from the highly suggestive picture with the ex- president and his sycophants sucking up:rolleyes:.

Failing that, my irreverent son's comments about me hailing from a different planet are true after all :(.

Another go Ozkaban?:)

Regards
Paul

[Ozkaban]

:?:?

I think we may have cross threaded here (with "my caption needs a picture") or alternatively we have not moved on from the highly suggestive picture with the ex- president and his sycophants sucking up:rolleyes:.

Failing that, my irreverent son's comments about me hailing from a different planet are true after all :(.

Another go Ozkaban?:)

Regards
Paul

Ahhh, didn't see the previous post. Lemme get a pic and I'll be back in a moment...

Cheers,
Dave

[Ozkaban]

Hi Guys,

Sorry for the delays... don't check as often as I should, nor as thoroughly it seems :doh:

See what you make of this.

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=189236&stc=1&d=1322388131

[Sawdust Maker]

Beethoven's "Prelude to Double Pike with Twist"

[pugwash]

Having unfortunately let go of his umbrella, Jonno's first attempt at free flight looked like ending badly.

[Bushmiller]

"The slippery slide of life."

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

Wheee!!

[Cliff Rogers]

Spread your arms and hold your breath and always trust your cape....

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

This is what happens when you don't check as often as you should...

:D

[mic-d]

Budgie crusher.

Cheers
Michael
(who has been rather crook)

[fenderbelly]

Well it's all down hill from here on.

[Ozkaban]

This is what happens when you don't check as often as you should...

:D

Loved fenders one for simplicity, but the topical nature of Skews on got me...

Over to you, Skew.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I shoulda known better... :rolleyes:

(rummage, rummage) OK, what can we do with this one?

[Sawdust Maker]

when figure skating turns nasty

[Cliff Rogers]

Out cold.

[Bushmiller]

I'm not too fussed with the quality of this ply!

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

I just knew it was only three ply! Cheap skate:rolleyes:

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

She's lost it in turn 4, oh no she's into the wall, they will have to bring the safety car out for this one.

[Bushmiller]

Luckily for Julie her dance partner left the rink first or it certainly would've hurt more than just her pride.

[underfoot]

Julie was warned not to start practice before the ice hockey had finished

[Ozkaban]

Despite her ice skates being brutally effective for ripping, being a 2-tooth blade made for a pretty rough cross-cut...

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

She's lost it in turn 4, oh no she's into the wall, they will have to bring the safety car out for this one.

:2tsup: Tag! You're it!

[A Duke]

Well if you chose that answer you should enjoy this.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Keep going! They can't all be petrol stations... there must be a McDonalds sooner or later!


(And from SWMBO: "Pull over and ask for directions already!" :D )

[Skew's_Girl]

Nahnahnah it's

"If it's supposed to give me wings, why'm I in the pits?"

[Bushmiller]

Looks like a double helping of "Total Bull."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Looks like your Sat. Nav. isn't working either.

Regards
Paul

[fenderbelly]

So that's where car 54 got to.

[Sawdust Maker]

I think I'm seeing double, have I had too much to drink!

[labr@]

Hey buddy, can you tell me how to get this thing
out - of - se-cond geeeaar

[A Duke]

Nahnahnah it's

"If it's supposed to give me wings, why'm I in the pits?"
I like this one the most.
Take it away Skew,s Girl.

They were all brilliant I wasn't expecting such a good response.
Regards

[Skew's_Girl]

Sorry ladies n gents .... n Skew.
Here's the next up for grabs

[A Duke]

"Put me back in the water creep."

[Sawdust Maker]

Aunt Bertha !!

[Sawdust Maker]

After a quick rewrite, the Happy Feet Director picked a penguin

[Cliff Rogers]

'E's not pinin'!
'E's passed on!
This parrot is no more!
He has ceased to be!
'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!

[Bushmiller]

Which one of you wants to bad mouth me?

Regards
Paul

[chrisb691]

This is what happens to those goldfish you flush.

[tea lady]

This IS my happy face!

[Skew's_Girl]

What?! No way it can't be Saturday already.
Sorry i'm late, Skew distracted me with little toy trains.

And the winner is: Tea lady!
Off to you M'lady o th'tea!

[tea lady]

What?! No way it can't be Saturday already.
Sorry i'm late, Skew distracted me with little toy trains.

And the winner is: Tea lady!
Off to you M'lady o th'tea!:D You are easily distracted! :D

:think: This one might have been the last photo on the roll.........

http://www.funny-potato.com/images/accidents/truck-accident.jpg

[fenderbelly]

Logged off

[A Duke]

Duck!!!

[A Duke]

Heads down and stop looking.

[Bushmiller]

Roller coaster coming your way.

Regards
Paul

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Ooer! I could make a LOT of pens out of....

[Skew's_Girl]

Skew and Skew's girl are standing at the pearly gates.
Skew walks up to St. Peter and says "I appreciate the efficiency, but when the missus asked 'Is that Cedar?' and I said "I'd need a closer look." I didn't mean RIGHT THEN!

[Steamwhisperer]

Shut up! We got a lot to do today. Just here will be fine!!

[tea lady]

Skew and Skew's girl are standing at the pearly gates.
Skew walks up to St. Peter and says "I appreciate the efficiency, but when the missus asked 'Is that Cedar?' and I said "I'd need a closer look." I didn't mean RIGHT THEN!:DSkew's girls gets this one I reckon! Over to you! :D

[Skew's_Girl]

Again?! WoHoo! I'm on fire!
Here we go ladies n gents

[tea lady]

Woohoo! Cold!

[Bushmiller]

Elephant says,

"I just know there's something good to eat up here."

Blonde says,

"I knew I should have worn trousers."


Brunette says,

"We'll think of something, just keep your legs together in the meantime."

Keeper says,

"I didn't even have this kind of trouble in the snake pit."

:rolleyes:

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

More!

[A Duke]

Goose d By an elephant.

[labr@]

It is now apparent that Mr Mancini was inspired more by the way visitors walked out of the enclosure than by the baby elephant itself.


(And it's just occurred to me that

- Again?! ,
- WoHoo! I'm on fire!
and
- Here we go ladies n gents

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[TTIT]

Ooooooow you are awful!........... but I like you!

[Cliff Rogers]

What? No nuts?

[tea lady]

It is now apparent that Mr Mancini was inspired more by the way visitors walked out of the enclosure than by the baby elephant itself.


(And it's just occurred to me that


- WoHoo! I'm on fire!
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I guess a baby elefant would be handy then.:D

[Sawdust Maker]

Now, that training's going well

[pugwash]

And to think I complained that Pugwash's German Shepherd had a cold nose!

[Skew's_Girl]

Y'know that feeling when you're at the bulk food store, in the candy isle, it all looks good but you can't take it all home. Having one of those moments.

I'm going to have to give this one to Cliff,
Take'er away Mr Rodgers.

[Cliff Rogers]

.....Take'er away Mr Rodgers.:doh:
Rogers (surname) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogers_%28surname%29)

[Cliff Rogers]

Thanks SG.... I wonder how long this will last? :think:

[mic-d]

Thanks SG.... I wonder how long this will last? :think:

Hopefully until AlexS gives us his caption!:)

Where do you suppose the hot air vent is?

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

I dunno! But it might go down like a lead balloon anyway! :q

[Bushmiller]

It's even more impressive blown up.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

I suppose it beats being under the thumb.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

It's definitely not an advertisement for Berlei. They are only big in bras.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Are any of you chemists? Is that hydrogen sulphide I can smell?

Regards
paul

[mic-d]

It was supposed to be a full moon balloon, but someone got their wires crossed

[Sawdust Maker]

A balloon called flatulence

[Sawdust Maker]

They all laughed until Harry hit the afterburner