Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[Sawdust Maker]

Bruce trying out mum's new whirlpool

[Ozkaban]

Bruce finally works out a way to stop the people on the beach laughing at his 'plumbers cleavage'

[Sawdust Maker]

after the Sumo scandle, Imazumi joins the surfing circuit

[A Duke]

Help! I can't swim.

[Cliff Rogers]

Big Mal found that he could continue surfing for as long as he liked so long as he found a 'slow' wave.

[tea lady]

Can't think of anything ! :C


(That is so bizarre! I bet he looks like a pea on a knife when he is paddling out! :U)

[chrisb691]

Bruce became world champion for water bombing, when he achieved a tsunami on his first attempt.

[tea lady]

Bruce found his cat's secret stash of hovercat pills.

[pugwash]

Dave was out snowboarding one day when, due to a sudden occurence of global warming, he was caught in an avalanche.

[Sawdust Maker]

Dave was out snowboarding one day when, due to a sudden occurence of global warming, he was caught in an avalanche.

That's so bad it's funny :2tsup:

[underfoot]

Bruce impressed his online girlfriend with his photoshop skills

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Bruce impressed his online girlfriend with his photoshop skills

Take it away, Undie! :2tsup:

(Pugwash came close. My first thought was "Ya got the photo? Good. Hand me my Parka and let's get off this glacier!")

[underfoot]

ooh ta....how about..

[Cliff Rogers]

Al...Al...Al... Al... AL...ALAN..... We are over here!

[Cliff Rogers]

Oo, oo, oo, oo, pick me, pick me, pick me, can I, can I, can I?

[Cliff Rogers]

Friends, Romans, Countrymen.....

[Sawdust Maker]

Kick it to me, kick it to me

[Cliff Rogers]

Roadside breath test.

[Cliff Rogers]

Did you remember to take your lunch?

[Cliff Rogers]

High five.

[Cliff Rogers]

5 Beers over here please.

[A Duke]

See ya later alligator.

[Bushmiller]

Taxi!

Regards
Paul

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Yoohoo! Mr. Murray! Bill! Can I have your autograph?

[Sawdust Maker]

I'm going to give Barnsey the bird
Hey Barnsey!

[pugwash]

"Hello darling! You wanna come up and see my nuts?"

[AlexS]

If I was wearing the giraffe suit I'd be this high!

[Sawdust Maker]

Queen Elizabeth waved to me

[underfoot]

Al...Al...Al... Al... AL...ALAN..... We are over here!
you may have to post the clip of this for those who have'nt seen it


Oo, oo, oo, oo, pick me, pick me, pick me, can I, can I, can I?


Friends, Romans, Countrymen.....

I'm giving it to to Cliff...on quantity....not quality...:q....(well maybe some quality)....way you go :D

[Cliff Rogers]

Ta. :D

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=187321&stc=1&d=1320881011

[DavidG]

I'm toast

[A Duke]

This is better disguise than his giraffe suite.

[Groggy]

Wongo's lunchbox

[underfoot]

Fluffy, (master of disguise) waits silently for Norm to make his tuna sandwich

[tea lady]

Fluffy was hoping to test the premiss "butter wouldn't melt in his mouth! "

[chrisb691]

Heh Waiter. I asked for kippers on toast, not kittens on toast.

[chrisb691]

Heh waiter. My kitten on toast is cold.

[Bushmiller]

First round to me!

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"It's a square world." (Apologies to Michael Bentine. You remember him....the fourth Goon? Maybe not:rolleyes:)

Regards
Paul

[labr@]

Obviously a purebread.:rolleyes:

[Bushmiller]

This fishcake's a bit floury.

Regards
Paul

[chrisb691]

Heh waiter. There's hair on my kitten sandwich.

[chrisb691]

Obviously a purebread.:rolleyes:

:roflmao:

[Cliff Rogers]

This is better disguise than his giraffe suite.
Mention...


Wongo's lunchbox
Not nice. :D

Also like Undies' Tuna Sandwich.

Labr@t, if you look at the name of the pic, it is actually an inbred cat. :p

I'm going to give it to DavidG for "I'm toast." :2tsup:

[labr@]

Labr@t, if you look at the name of the pic, it is actually an inbred cat. :p

:doh: I usually read the titles too but completely missed that one.:rolleyes:

[DavidG]

Try this

[tea lady]

I hope they serve salad with the soup!

(A little subtle perhaps.:rolleyes: )

[Cliff Rogers]

Prince Charming Salad mix.

[Sawdust Maker]

That giraffe suit's in here somewhere

[AlexS]

Ah, honeymoon salad - lettuce alone, without dressing.

[tea lady]

Ah, honeymoon salad - lettuce alone, without dressing.and comes with a chance to win a prince! :D

[A Duke]

Global marketing

[DavidG]

Maybe the pix was a bit subtle so I have marked the interesting bit

[DavidG]

Prince Charming Salad mix.
I like this one.

Take it away Cliff

[Cliff Rogers]

Currently not in the office, I'm working from a mobile at a customer site waiting for the all clear to go home, somebody else can jump in.

[Cliff Rogers]

OK, back now, hang on while I find something.

[Cliff Rogers]

OK.... lets see how you get these 2 onto a giraffe suit. :D

[DavidG]

See - I own you.

or

Obedience training final exam.

[Cliff Rogers]

Hmmmm.... your hair does smell like dog.... have you been playing dress-ups with Dasher again?

[underfoot]

Damn those kids and their superglue

[Bushmiller]

Rex unscewed the cat head gingerly not really expecting there to be a giraffe inside.:q

Regards
Paul

[pugwash]

Rex really loved cats, although he wasn't sure he could eat a whole one....

[Sawdust Maker]

bloomin cat, now I've got hair up my nose again.

[Cliff Rogers]

Only 5 entries? :?

I'll give it to Undies the glue sniffing dog.

[underfoot]

Ta Cliff....how about

[Sawdust Maker]

Have we balanced the weight of the sumo team yet?

[Sawdust Maker]

I thought I had a first class ticket

[Sawdust Maker]

waddya mean, "she's gunna roll"

[Sawdust Maker]

Q: What has a thousand legs and moves along a railway track?
A: A Millenium train

[Sawdust Maker]

The Millenium train as ordered by the NSW Government

[Groggy]

They smiled all the way to the first tunnel.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Oi! Who dropped their lunch in the train? :((

[Ozkaban]

Artists impression of the new NSW Govt's 'Metro Train'

[tea lady]

"Seats" on the outside are free!

Why the indian arm wrestling team always win!

[Cliff Rogers]

Tickets please.

[underfoot]

They smiled all the way to the first tunnel.
All good responses :2tsup:..but Groggy's got a guffaw :D...go for it

[Groggy]

.http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/1758-police-forces.jpg

[chrisb691]

http://www.travelblog.org/pix/shim.gif

Groggy is speechless.

[underfoot]

and so the riot squad was sent in to remove the mob of disgruntled abstract expressionists

[RETIRED]

Another Police whitewash.

[Sawdust Maker]

The powder puff gang strikes again

[tea lady]

The bird on the second floor was certainly difficult to get near!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"AAAaaargh! I'm melting....!"

[Cliff Rogers]

The Pigeon Police are here now.

[Groggy]

I was looking for something with pigeons, Cliff takes it away.

[Cliff Rogers]

Beauty, ta, here ya go...

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=188056&stc=1&d=1321566385

[A Duke]

A cat nap.

[Sawdust Maker]

Fluffy had the resort to himself

[tea lady]

So where are all the other cool cats? I thought this place was supposed to be the place to be?

[Cliff Rogers]

No more takers?

[tea lady]

This place is even less popular than the wood turning challenge! :rolleyes:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Ahhh! Sometimes it's good to get off the keyboard...

[Cliff Rogers]

OK, that does it... you can have this one too Skew. :2tsup:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Hmmm...

Try this 'un.

[A Duke]

The unbreakable Hilux

[A Duke]

Little bit broken.

[pugwash]

Bugger! Looks like I've got a flat tyre.

[Sawdust Maker]

I told you the new tipper mechanism was upside down

[underfoot]

..."there...I fixed it"

[Cliff Rogers]

Oi'll 'ave 'arf