Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[Ozkaban]

Singing...

A spoonful of insanity helps the batons go down...

[A Duke]

Pig baiting.

[Sawdust Maker]

which one of you is my Hubby?

[tea lady]

The new terrorist tactic of confusing them with art.

[pugwash]

Unbelievably, Cinderella decided this was just the right place to find her Prince Charming....:roll:

[mic-d]

I liked Pugwash's peace riot:D

Off you go.

[pugwash]

Thank you. OK. Have a go at this one.

[Ozkaban]

mmmmm... bacon

[Sawdust Maker]

hmm, kisses just like my sister

[Cliff Rogers]

Frogs!.... I said "Sometimes you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your Prince."

[Bushmiller]

Yuk. I prefer it cooked.

Regards
paul

[A Duke]

At least he should know the difference between pig and a policeman when he grows up.

[rotten_66]

"Don't kiss that thing, Phoebe, you don't know where it has been!"

[mic-d]

Enoch's illustrated guide to getting ahead. Start young and practise kissing the clean end first.

[pugwash]

"Don't kiss that thing, Phoebe, you don't know where it has been!"

Had to read this twice before I realised that Phoebe was the pigs name.

Your go Rotten!

[mic-d]

Have a play until rotten arrives.

[Sawdust Maker]

Bruce's foraging for fresh eggs terns nasty

[Ozkaban]

What do you call a mountain climber who spends too long deciding where to put his foot next?


A Nest.

[Woodwould]

" Live from Network GULL, this hour fellow gulls save a human climber in a dramatic rescue off Dick Heads".

[pugwash]

With his flock of trained seagulls, Dennis is intent on breaking the record for climbing the North Face.

[TTIT]

Turn that $&@/$&! camera off mate or you'll end up in the drink too!

[Bushmiller]

This brings giving someone the bird to an entirely different level.

Regards
Paul

[mic-d]

Since Rotten hasn't turned up, I'm awarding the baton to Woodwould for the gull interview. You're it.

[Woodwould]

Goodness! Right, try this for size...

[Sawdust Maker]

What am I going to do? I need to lift my leg!

[Ozkaban]

Maybe this will will convince them to install guttering at long last...

[AlexS]

While the rest of the family were getting ready for church, Fido planned a night on the tiles.

[tea lady]

While the rest of the family were getting ready for church, Fido planned a night on the tiles.:rofl: I can't think of anything now.:doh:

[mic-d]

Say pees!

[Cliff Rogers]

Rover was a bird dog.

[Woodwould]

All done? Some good ones there, but the ribbon goes to AlexS.

[AlexS]

Thanks WW,
Have a go at this.

[pugwash]

Mrs Lee has the right idea to deal with her unruly children.
She simply superglues them into the naughty corner!

[underfoot]

Alice was pretty sure that no one noticed that she'd passed a little wind

[A Duke]

They didn't be-leave me when I told them that was a hanging offence.

[Bushmiller]

There's that dirty feet smell again. It's enough to knock you over!

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

Mary wondered why no one would talk to her, she forgot she'd left the repellatron turned on

[Cliff Rogers]

Matrix unloaded.

[chrisb691]

Not everyone obeys the law of gravity.

[AlexS]

Gone all quiet, so I'll pass the baton to Underfoot. There's something about the look on the girl's face that makes me think his comment may just be accurate.

[underfoot]

ooh ta...how about this young fellow

[mic-d]

no comment. other than looks like a nice bloke, scary, but a nice bloke.


Did I mention you look like a nice bloke? Don't come looking for me!

[Sawdust Maker]

his face was like an open book

[Sawdust Maker]

Bruce wasn't that articulate but he knew pictures were worth a thousand words

[Ozkaban]

Can't spell, cant write, but has learnt to count :2tsup:

[Cliff Rogers]

6' of good writing paper ruined.

[tea lady]

"Young" cos I don't plan to get old. :rolleyes:

[rsser]

Kept back in class to practice his handwriting; then fronted up to young teacher and said "How the hell do you like this?!"

[Groggy]

Young Johnny was introduced to alcohol and drugs in a single overnight session he will never forget. His biggest mistake was staggering into the Afro-American tattooists convention and passing out.

[A Duke]

Supergirl's latest?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Poof positive that Join-The-Dots is not a practical anti-acne treatment.

Young Edward Throgmorton III was always stymied when, during a game of I Spy, someone spotted something beginning with 'D-H'

[chrisb691]

Today, the police barcode printer went reeaaaaally wrong.

[pugwash]

If you must fall asleep on the sofa, put the kids textas away first.

[labr@]

When I told mum I was saving to go to the Edinburgh Festival I could have sworn she said I should get a tattoo instead......

[underfoot]

Bruce wasn't that articulate but he knew pictures were worth a thousand words
(I've always been told never to judge a book by its cover)... :rolleyes:
...away you go Sawdust :D

[Sawdust Maker]

Staying with the body art aspect
I went searching and found some really weird stuff

but how about this

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[mic-d]

I've been pondering that image for the last hour. I only just remembered I need to think of a caption.:;:D

[mic-d]

I've been trying to give a woman that weathered look... by....well......leaving them out in the weather :rolleyes:
anyone know if there's a quicker way?:p

[mic-d]

Notice: If the lock on the door is fastened please use the knockers to gain attention.

[Groggy]

The tree people in Hot August Night were harvested for cheap dwelling cladding.

[pugwash]

Planking, Salvador Dali style.

[pugwash]

Although Mary was the FBI's top undercover agent, she was occasionally prone to termite damage.

[chrisb691]

Notice: If the lock on the door is fastened please use the knockers to gain attention.
:roflmao:

[Sawdust Maker]

Whilst I liked mic-d's locked door

Pugwash's termites made me chuckle

over to you pugwash

[tea lady]

:C I haven't had a go yet! I was trying to work something up about being a wall flower :hmm: :doh::D

[pugwash]

Ok try this one.....

[Cliff Rogers]

Staying with the body art aspect
I went searching and found some really weird stuff
Try a google search on Body Painted Swimsuit. :2tsup:

[Bushmiller]

Hop skip and jump is really more for athletics as in motor sport it is difficult to get past the second phase.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

:C I haven't had a go yet! I was trying to work something up about being a wall flower :hmm: :doh::D

Yeah! Me too. I blinked and missed Sawdust Maker's wooden woman. I thought I had just the thing for her. It was a winner

That may not have come out quite as I intended:wink:.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Do it again. We'll have to skip that stunt.

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

Martha never liked the red car that Harriet bought

[mic-d]

Where the pew goes


or

European car factory direct outlet

[A Duke]

What to do with a Peugeot when it pegs out

[Bushmiller]

Luckily, being front wheel drive, reversing out was not the issue it might be at first glance.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Pug knows how it got there!

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

After Peter's house was egged, he followed them home and trashed their car

[rsser]

Mechanical 69ers.

Both unmoved.

[labr@]

...and "Fast" Eddie wins the car pool championship by sinking the red hatchback in the centre skip!

[pugwash]

...and "Fast" Eddie wins the car pool championship by sinking the red hatchback in the centre skip!

That does it for me.
Your go Bob.

[labr@]

:o

OK here's one from my holiday last week............

[Bushmiller]

Lucky it's not under water because that chalk line would never have worked.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Another twenty strokes and you could be off the hook.

Regards
Paul

[chrisb691]

The new extension cord storer was convenient, but had a design flaw...as Bob found out later, when he plugged his router in.

[Ozkaban]

In position? Check. OK, yank on the orange cord and we'll fill up the set with water. Then we can untie you from that pole to take the 'adventure photo' you've been banging on about...

[Ozkaban]

..or...

Don't worry - we'll edit the support pole out later in photoshop....

[rotten_66]

One of the perils of having to take your dog shark for a walk,






Ron (Sorry about the delay a week or so back, three sick kids with tonsilitis, ear infections and little sleep = a fun house, not.)

[Sawdust Maker]

Bob ran out of breadcrumbs

[Sawdust Maker]

In case of failure, at the fancy dress party Harry had his reserve giraffe suit at the end of the line

[labr@]

Just can't leave that giraffe suit behind can you Nick?

Still, at least everyone's forgotten about the egrets.
...er...oops :doh:

Anyway I liked this "rotten" entry


One of the perils of having to take your dog shark for a walk,

Your go Ron.:U

[AlexS]

Just out of interest, Bob, was that in the caves near Mt. Gambier? D1 dives there sometimes.

[labr@]

Just out of interest, Bob, was that in the caves near Mt. Gambier? D1 dives there sometimes.

More or less - it'sthe Engelbrecht cave and is actually right in the town. Had done Tantanoola, Naracoorte, Margaret Rose years ago but not heard of Engelbrecht until this trip. It extends under the main highway and part of the city centre.
I've Scuba dived in the sea and loved it but the thought of doing it in a cave gives me the creeps.:no:

[Sawdust Maker]

How about

I've an egret at the end of the line to tell me which way's up :D

[tea lady]

More or less - it'sthe Engelbrecht cave and is actually right in the town. Had done Tantanoola, Naracoorte, Margaret Rose years ago but not heard of Engelbrecht until this trip. It extends under the main highway and part of the city centre.
I've Scuba dived in the sea and loved it but the thought of doing it in a cave gives me the creeps.:no:I could never do it in a cave. :C I can just feel all that dirt above me! :C And knowing there was a road there would be really weird.

[Cliff Rogers]

I could never do it in a cave. .....
What? :D

[labr@]

What? :D

Aquatic speleology of course!


Beginning to suspect Rotten66 may have gone MIA (again) .........we'll see what the morning brings.

[Cliff Rogers]

Aquatic speleology of course!.....
Come again? :wink:

[tea lady]

Aquatic speleology of course!

I can't spell above the water let alone under it! :p

[labr@]

If anyone has a pic ready to post then I think they should have a go.

[Bushmiller]

If anyone has a pic ready to post then I think they should have a go.

OK. Would you like to see what you can make of this?

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

screwballs.