Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[pugwash]

No! No! Please don't put an Ikea catalogue in me!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of... Ghosties? Bugger this, I'm outta here!"


The 3 Stooges: A Comeback Tour.

[mic-d]

Very hard to split the field this time, but Tea Lady gets it by a whisker for her sexist caption.
1) they could be ladies you know
2) you can't get away with saying anything thing these days without some wowser taking offence :wink::D
Off you go woman:D

[tea lady]

Very hard to split the field this time, but Tea Lady gets it by a whisker for her sexist caption.
1) they could be ladies you know
2) you can't get away with saying anything thing these days without some wowser taking offence :wink::D
Off you go woman:D:rolleyes:Well who wever heard of an obominable snow woman? The T*%$ fall off all the time.:q

I didn't think mine was the funniest though! :doh: Oh well. ......

http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2011/03/b607/08.jpg

[mic-d]

I'm still trying to work out what T*%$ is. Can I buy a vowel?:)

[tea lady]

I'm still trying to work out what T*%$ is. Can I buy a vowel?:):p

[labr@]

Looks like Pink Floyd are touring again.

[Cliff Rogers]

I'm still trying to work out what T*%$ is. Can I buy a vowel?:)
i :D

[Cliff Rogers]

I wonder if he will have to stop & unload to change that flat tyre. :think:

[chrisb691]

I'm still trying to work out what T*%$ is. Can I buy a vowel?:)

Yes you can.......have an I.

[underfoot]

Brian.....master of disguise.

[pugwash]

Josh and Jenna failed to reach reserve for their house on the Block, so they decided to take it home with them.

[pugwash]

Looks like he's two bricks short of a barbie!

[Bushmiller]

I'm still trying to work out what T*%$ is. Can I buy a vowel?:)

You might need an "are" rather than an "is." My limited experience (regrettably) is that there are two.:rolleyes:

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

" Having found yet another use for the camp bicycle, Henri realised it wasn't going to be so easy to get his leg over this time."

Regards
Paul

[mic-d]

Brickshaw?

Edit. I forgot to say I think I worked out what T*%$ is. My mamory's not what it used to be.

[Sawdust Maker]

Bruce thought the boss wouldn't notice the odd brick going missing from the brickworks.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Rakeesh was disappointed when his prototype was eliminated from the Rapid Response Riot Vehicle Trials over a minor technicality.

He forgot the spare.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

'Well,' explained Abhay, 'It's how you smuggle bicycles. They stop you at the check-point, confiscate the bricks and say "On your way!"'.

[Bushmiller]

"Where's my bell. I can't feel my bell. It was on the right handlebar. Some b@!!!@!d's nicked my bell!... Oh s**t, my bike is red........"

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Some said that to Henri his bike was his house , but this time everyone saw straight through it. It was just a veneer.

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

I said we should wear a black arm band, not a brick arm band you dill. :doh:

[chrisb691]

I reckon he's a brick short of a barby.

[Cliff Rogers]

That bike is built like a brick shout house.

[Bushmiller]

"Bluddy budgetry constraints. I was never too fussed by that 1960s police telephone box, but this is just off the planet. Where are they coming from? The bricks are to fend off meteorites? And what self-respecting female is going to want to blast off around the universe in this? What would it do to their hair? Malfunction in the auto disguise? I think they milked that one in the first series with William Hartnell!"

Matt Smith

[tea lady]

I reckon he's a brick short of a barby.All pretty good. But I reckon this one is the winner! :D Go Chris! :cool:

[mic-d]

All pretty good. But I reckon this one is the winner! :D Go Chris! :cool:
Oh I reckon there's going to be trouble (http://www.woodworkforums.com/f17/another-need-caption-reply-question-take-5-a-124103/index141.html#post1369764)! :D

[Cliff Rogers]

Looks like he's two bricks short of a barbie!


I reckon he's a brick short of a barby.


All pretty good. But I reckon this one is the winner! :D Go Chris! :cool:
Yup, at least a couple of people didn't read the whole thread. :p

[rsser]

Phooey.

Barbie's don't need more bricks; they need the born-again Ken.

(Ken ya just dump 'em here? Ken ya get some proper red bricks? etc.)

[chrisb691]

okay, so I didn't see pugwash's entry. :) But who ever heard of anyone being 2 bricks short I ask you? :p

[rsser]

Some old boilers have balls to spare.

[Bushmiller]

"The gods must be really crazy or failing that they have run out of coke bottles. What puzzles me is that this one looks full."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"I tried to warn you about the dangers of a liason with an emu!"

[Sawdust Maker]

Beckham comes back as a chook

[tea lady]

Yup, at least a couple of people didn't read the whole thread. :p:C


okay, so I didn't see pugwash's entry. :) But who ever heard of anyone being 2 bricks short I ask you? :p:shrug: Maybe if he owns a camel? :think:

[chrisb691]

:C

:shrug: Maybe if he owns a camel? :think:

To get the full 40 days?

[labr@]

Australia's decision to try entering a second team named the "Chookaroos" for the next world cup has been criticized by FIFA officals as a foul move. :p

[pugwash]

This old bird must be a winger!

[mic-d]

Le coq sportif

[chrisb691]

Australia's decision to try entering a second team named the "Chookaroos" for the next world cup has been criticized by FIFA officals as a foul move. :p

This one does it for me.....off you go labr@

[labr@]

Hope this hasn't been used before.............

[A Duke]

We've been swimming in the same storm water drain.

[chrisb691]

The original rainbow warriors,

[Cliff Rogers]

I couldn't think of a better reason to get a giraffe suit. :think:

[rsser]

Was that a magic mushroom that I ate or that you ate?

[pugwash]

I'm an artist mate....... this is a dog I've just finished painting.

[Ozkaban]

Yup, it's contagious.

[Ozkaban]

I'd bite him if I had any teeth left...

[A Duke]

That blery giraffe suit wasn't colour fast.

[tea lady]

the beard just won't fit into the respirator. Painting yellow and green cars this week. ...........oh no the dog ain't mine.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Something tells me I shoulda taught him to play fetch with balls, not spray cans...

[Bushmiller]

"Completely dispelling the myth that there is a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow...."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but who wants to look like a human; Particularly this one!"

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Just another day in prism."

Regards
Paul

[mic-d]

"Completely dispelling the myth that there is a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow...."

Regards
Paul

In this case there is just pot at the end of the rainbow...:)

[Bushmiller]

In this case there is just pot at the end of the rainbow...:)

:D!

Regards
Paul

[labr@]

Posted by Mic-D:
"Quote:
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"Completely dispelling the myth that there is a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow...."

Regards
Paul
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In this case there is just pot at the end of the rainbow...:)"

......in fact I think this time the pot led to the rainbow!

Anyhow I liked Bushmiller's caption (Although Rssers magic mushroom one was good too) so over to you Paul.

[Bushmiller]

Thanks labr@.

Sorry for the delay. Been a little preoccupied at work.

Ok folks, see what you can do with this one:

Regards
Paul

[Ozkaban]

Getting sick of the Aussies performance in the pool in the 50's, The Americans briefly experimented with powered run-ups...

[rotten_66]

Extreme planking

[mic-d]

Old-school planking

[mic-d]

The Last Indian - because he is about to be the first Brazilian.

[RETIRED]

The Last Indian - because he is about to be the first Brazilian.Bet that took some thinking time to keep it clean. :roflmao:

[mic-d]

Bet that took some thinking time to keep it clean. :roflmao:

Nup, only the time between my first post and that one.:)

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I always said that you had to be a contortionist to get to those @$%!! reserve fuel cocks!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

P.T. Barnum & Sons, the Early Days: Door to Door Chiropractors.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Perhaps taking the foot-pegs off to lighten the weight wasn't such a good idea?

[underfoot]

Brian was considered a trailblazer in the introduction of interpretive motorcycling .
...here he is demonstrating his most famous move " the Peter Heater"

[tea lady]

After his accident he was told he would never sit on a motor cycle again. Brian was afraid this might be the end of his racing career! But after repositioning the rear view mirrors he discovered he could be even more stream lined than before.

[mic-d]

Chuck accidentally stumbles on a winning formula when he misunderstands a tip that a different ball bearing may improve his time.

[Ozkaban]

Well, at least he's wearing a helmet. That should satisfy the safety nudniks...

[pugwash]

Having failed to beat the record, Desmond decides that next time he's going to go for the full body wax!

[Ozkaban]

Whadaya mean you don't reckon it could pull the skin off a pudding? Maaaate, it'll pull the speedos off a bondi lifesaver..

[Bushmiller]

There were some beauties here. I have to commend mic-d, Ozkaban, tea lady,
and Skew ChiDAMN for being sometimes prolific and all of who combined some of the essence of the picture in their comments.

I welcome 48tedd to the forums, who provided, as mic-d pointed out, a good caption, but was 145 pages off the mark. No matter: Just head to the last page for your next attempt:).

If the intrepid rider had fallen off, Undie's comment might have become " prelude to the organ grinder.":(

I did consider that it might have been the first instance of planking and I would hazzard a guess that it is a record that will stand for all time.

In the end I am going to go with Ozkabahn's caption as it was close to the reality as well as being a typical aussie phrase

"Whadaya mean you don't reckon it could pull the skin off a pudding? Maaaate, it'll pull the speedos off a bondi lifesaver.. "

The photo was for real as this explains:

"Rollie Free (http://www.motorcyclemuseum.org/halloffame/hofbiopage.asp?id=178) made made history aboard a 1948 Vincent (http://www.vincentmotors.com/HIS/) HRD V-Twin motorcycle, often referred to as the “Bathing Suit Bike” due to the scant attire of its rider, Roland “Rollie” Free. John Edgar hired Free to make the attempt at the Bonneville Salt Flats (http://theselvedgeyard.wordpress.com/2009/06/06/flat-out-on-the-salt-flats-the-1954-bonneville-hot-rod-meet/) on Sept. 13, 1948. Free initially removed the bike seat and laid flat out on his stomach to minimize wind resistance, and when the stitching on his leathers failed and they began flapping in the breeze, he discarded them too, opting instead for a simple pair of tight bathing trunks, a swim cap, and a pair of tennis shoes. Tragedy could have been the result, but Free averaged a smoldering 150.313 mph, smashing the previous American speed record (http://42ndblackwatch1881.wordpress.com/2009/11/02/need-for-speed-bonneville-salt-flats-vintage-illustrations/) and establishing a new world record for unstreamlined and unsupercharged bikes."

That is positively frightening:oo:.

Over to you Ozkaban

Regards
Paul

[RETIRED]

Mended.:D

[Ozkaban]

Thanks :2tsup:

Needed to wait until this morning - my stash of caption photos is on my work pc.

Try this one. It's *almost* woodwork related.

Cheers,
Dave

[Sawdust Maker]

It's got SawStop, honest!

[Sawdust Maker]

Bruce never knew why they called him 'hotdog' after the demo!

[Bushmiller]

Well, yes, it used to be a little hazzardous but all that's been fixed up since I started holding my little finger further up the handle.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Dangerous? Not if you wear safety glasses.

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

You got to be tough in this game.

[Bushmiller]

"It's a vicious circle."

Regards
Paul

[pugwash]

"How can it be dangerous? It can't cut anything, I've put the blade on backwards."

[underfoot]

The sore saw

[Cliff Rogers]

"How can it be dangerous? It can't cut anything, I've put the blade on backwards."
PW beat me too it.

[DavidG]

Why does Hargan come to mind.

[DavidG]

"How can it be dangerous? It can't cut anything, I've put the blade on backwards."

Actually it isn't

[mic-d]

PW beat me too it.

Pardon?:q

[mic-d]

So I called youse guys in from A Current Tonight 'cos I can't get no money out of the manufacturers. Look how it cut me! They shoulda told me it was dangerous, this spinnin blade. Now I got medical bills to pay and it's hard on a coupla pensions and three different unemployment benefits. Youse won't use that last bit will ya?

[Bushmiller]

Actually it isn't

Agreed:D.

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

Actually it isn't


Pardon?:q


Agreed:D.

Regards
Paul
Yup, worked it out now. :stooges:

[pugwash]

Guys, It doesn't matter whether the blade is on the right way or not.... it's a caption contest!

[Ozkaban]

Loved the conversation about the blade direction.... Back to the dark siders for pug and cliff. No electricity for you for a week :D



So I called youse guys in from A Current Tonight 'cos I can't get no money out of the manufacturers. Look how it cut me! They shoulda told me it was dangerous, this spinnin blade. Now I got medical bills to pay and it's hard on a coupla pensions and three different unemployment benefits. Youse won't use that last bit will ya?

loved this one the best, mostly cos it hits the right note for about 3 seconds after the saw is switched on.

The original caption I saw was "I see you've already worked put why this is a bad idea"

Over to you, Mic.

[Cliff Rogers]

Loved the conversation about the blade direction.... Back to the dark siders for pug and cliff. No electricity for you for a week :D

.....
Is OK, chainsaw runs the other way & doesn't need electricity. :p

[mic-d]

Thanks. What is she doing?

[Cliff Rogers]

It is the riot fairy. :D

[pugwash]

We used to have these in the sixties.
It's a peace riot.

[Bushmiller]

This is where I always do my Tai Chi.

Regards
Paul

[underfoot]

One simple typo dramatically altered Mary's ballet career...
apparently the audition was for Stravinsky's "rites of spring"

[Ozkaban]

Tiptoe through the perspex.