Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[stuffy]

"I think he said 'I can't feel my legs'"

[AlexS]

"Heads, I win..."

[Chief Tiff]

With hindsight, the policy of allowing blondes to serve in the rescue services may have been slightly unwise

[mic-d]

Me legs, me legs, I can't feel me legs!

Cheers
Michael

[Groggy]

Would the real dummy please stand up...

[Cliff Rogers]

I always said the fireys were thick. :rolleyes:

[Rodgera]

Aww com'on guys, they had seperate jobs to do

[A Duke]

I wish the doctor would get here to certify the victim deceased so we can stop.

[Rodgera]

What stop this wonderful, fulfilling, and totally aspiring social interaction - begone you heathen

[mic-d]

become a fireman and move a head in life

Every time I blow I hear a noise like a kazoo

Cheers
Michael

[rotten_66]

"The head bones connected to the neck bone..... carp no it's not!!

[tea lady]

become a fireman and move a head in life

Every time I blow I hear a noise like a kazoo

Cheers
Michael:rofl: I can't think of a better line now.:2tsup::D

[Pac man]

mic - d wins it i reckon with the kazoo line.

over to you mic -d

[mic-d]

try this one

[Chief Tiff]

Very nice dear, but one from Donut King would have been ok too

[labr@]

"Ooohhh..........Mr Hart!!!"

(The day Pro bought a Harley.)

[Cliff Rogers]

Smoke? What smoke? I don't see any smoke. :rolleyes:

[Sawdust Maker]

Mum said "polish the floor"

[A Duke]

If this aint a bachelor pad, then that's more lethal than the wall of death.

[Groggy]

If I catch the person who nailed the kickstand to the floor there'll be a body on the lawn tomorrow.

[mic-d]

Over to you Groggy :)

Cheers
Michael

[Groggy]

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachments/f17/150003d1286888262-another-need-caption-reply-question-take-5-1144_5_25_2008.jpg

[Cliff Rogers]

This is what Groggy thought he posted. :rolleyes: Sorry Groggy, the pic doesn't show up until you actually visit the site & then it works.:D

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=150003&stc=1&d=1286888262

[pugwash]

"Mummy! Daddy said pith again!"

[Sawdust Maker]

Sorry kids, Dad's gone to the big Marmalade in the sky

[mic-d]

Jaffa discovers his wife's affair with Valencia when none of the kids have navels.

Cheers
Michael

[Pac man]

Alright you kids who peeled off the burnout in the last post

or

Dad was spitting pips when he found out Mum left him for the lemon next door

[Chief Tiff]

if you lot don't shut up I'll throw you in the juicer!

[tea lady]

Again choir! I think there is still a sour note there somewhere.

[Groggy]

Chief Tiff gets it! (I've hads days when I wanted to say that :D )

[Chief Tiff]

Here goes.........

[tea lady]

Karate kid eat your heart out.

[A Duke]

Head over heels

or

A over T

[mic-d]

Faulty calendar cat. I can't see the date.

Cheers
Michael

[Cliff Rogers]

I fell down.

[tea lady]

Faulty calendar cat. I can't see the date.

Cheers
Michael:rofl:

[Pac man]

I told you you don't need a telescope to see Uranus

[Chief Tiff]

Have to concur with Tea Lady, Mic-D has it!

Poor kitty, being the butt of everyones jokes.

Over to you Mic...

[mic-d]

thanks. Here's one

[DavidG]

Guess who has been head hunting.

[A Duke]

My legs, my legs I can't feel my legs!

[A Duke]

Bally Land mines!

[Rodgera]

saves cleanin'up the manure

[Chief Tiff]

Now we know how Santa got his big belly; his inflight meals!

[Chief Tiff]

"Well, I got fed up with their flatulance..."

[mic-d]

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the reindeer feared him
as he wielded the axe with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
was not using it to chop a tree!

[watson]

Did he "sleigh" 'em first??

[mic-d]

Did he "sleigh" 'em first??

Hehe, like it. You're First Noel (groan) so over to you.

Cheers
Michael

[watson]

here we go

150521

[Rodgera]

But, where's Wally??

[Chief Tiff]

By releasing a series of silent-but-deadlys bruce ensured that no-one got close enough to penetrate his disguise

[mic-d]

Guild of the Visually Challenging; annual meeting. The guest speaker insisted the lecturn be at the back of the room.
(sincere apologies)
Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

Bruce decided he shouldn't have gone with the nice hair. It always seemed to make everyone turn against him. Perhaps it was jealousy? :shrug:

[A Duke]

The unwashed masses en mass at mass.

[Sawdust Maker]

does my blouse clash with my hair?

[watson]

Coin flip time really....between Tea Lady and A Duke.
Heads.....Tea Lady!!

Take it away Tea Lady.

[tea lady]

Coin flip time really....between Tea Lady and A Duke.
Heads.....Tea Lady!!

Take it away Tea Lady.:C again? OK! Off Looking! :cool:

[tea lady]

150717
strong beer? "think"

[Pac man]

cant open link???

[watson]

No link??

[Rodgera]

No leads

[Sawdust Maker]

Why is everything so confidential in the secret service?

[Groggy]

So that is what the new X-Box looks like.

[RETIRED]

Fixed.

[Cliff Rogers]

Link? What link? :?

[Cliff Rogers]

Ta, I can see it now. :2tsup:

[Cliff Rogers]

Cheers!

[A Duke]

I always wondered why Australians are scared of a decent sized glass of beer.

[tea lady]

:DCan I caption my own oic?

Maybe that's why they are served by "larger" German fraulines? Need the cushioning protection.

[pugwash]

As Helmut raised his glass he remembered too late that his new girlfriend was Greek.

[Pac man]

We were having a smashing time until.......

[chrisb691]

...and, suddenly, a design flaw was found in the new bio-degradable glasses.






ps. TL what's an 'oic'?

[mic-d]

Nup, that's not a stout glass...

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

...and, suddenly, a design flaw was found in the new bio-degradable glasses.






ps. TL what's an 'oic'?Chris takes it I reckon. Even though he can't decipher my typos. :rolleyes::q:D

[chrisb691]

Try this.

[Cliff Rogers]

This tea tastes like cats.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I think it's about time that you de-furred your teapot...

[tea lady]

So sugar thanks they are sweet enough! (I can't believe I said that! :puke: There goes me street cred! :rolleyes:

[mic-d]

Mogaccinos

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

Mogaccinos

Cheers
Michael:fist! Or Moggiccinos? You are such a card Mic! :D

[A Duke]

A cup of kindness or two.

[pugwash]

The things we have to do to get a drop of milk round here!

[watson]

Overheard in a Cafe...."the next customer that says our coffee tastes like cat pee is in for a real surprise!"

[chrisb691]

Mogaccinos

Cheers
Michael
I'll give this one to Michael




ps. Tea Lady's new tea-set range, with the kitten motif.

[mic-d]

Ta,
try this one.

[Chief Tiff]

Necessity is the mother of boganism.

[Chief Tiff]

Inspired by Better Homes and Gardens; Bruce decided to add value to his investment by improving the vehicle's climate control system and replacing the lighting fixtures.

[Sawdust Maker]

I had an air conditioner
I had a generator
I live in my car
what's the problem?

[Groggy]

When you can't afford a Delorean, or even a flux capacitor....

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Wellll... Y'see, the Boss likes to hold business meetings while I drive him around and the under-the-bonnet job just couldn't handle that much hot air..."


"I had to install the micro-filtration extractor, as the missus likes Tacos but they don't like her..."

[underfoot]

cool :rolleyes:

[tea lady]

It doesn't have the normal drain on engine power of other aircon units!:cool: Streamlining suffers a littke though!:doh:

[A Duke]

Life's little luxuries.

[Chief Tiff]

"You're right; I AM a redkneck!

But, how did you know?"

[Chief Tiff]

With his classy new improvements Bruce was climbing the social ladder up to the dizzy heights of Trailer Trash

[pugwash]

After his wife's body had been in the boot for over a week, Earl decided that good air filtration was a must.

[Pac man]

MTV pimped my ride

or

for sale 1 bedroom mobile home with 110v and air conditioning. first to see will buy.

[mic-d]

Chief Tiff all yours

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

Chief Tiff all yours

Cheers
MichaelFor which one? :dunce: :shrug: :D

[mic-d]

For which one? :dunce: :shrug: :D

by sheer volume of replies.
Crummy I know, sorry, swmbo has had another accident with a horse so can't really think tonight. sorry

Cheers
Michael