Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[Cliff Rogers]

Oooo goody, mashed pumpkin.... again.

[Sawdust Maker]

Will they never leave ...

[Cliff Rogers]

Dependent & loving it.... not.

[Sawdust Maker]

I can't go to bed until Cliff logs off ...

[Cliff Rogers]

I just found out how old I have to be to...

a. get a licence.
b. have a beer.
c. vote.
d. have a roo.... reach the age of consent.
e. go on the whizzer at the show.

[Cliff Rogers]

When you are a day old, another day is a whole lifetime.

When you are a week old, another week is a whole lifetime.

When you are a month old, another month is a whole lifetime.

Geeze, when I turn one, I'll be ready to slit my wrists.

[Cliff Rogers]

5 years from now I'll be in school.... for at least another 12 years.

[Cliff Rogers]

I can't go to bed until Cliff logs off ...
And.... he... is... still... here. :cool:

[RETIRED]

Ok kiddies, Drivel is below.:(

[A Duke]

Are you sure that ****ing thing is square?

[A Duke]

Humph! Cliff & The sawdust maker, If I smile it will only encourage them.

[Groggy]

Take it away Cliff, you worked hard for it. I am certainly NOT giving it to Mic-d :p

[mic-d]

awwwwwwww!

too late I know but how about
How old do I have to be to take what Cliff is on?

:)

[Cliff Rogers]

awwwwwwww!

too late I know but how about
How old do I have to be to take what Cliff is on?

:)
18, but it takes a few more years to acquire a taste for red wine & port. :D

[Sawdust Maker]

Humph! Cliff & The sawdust maker, If I smile it will only encourage them.

Not sure we needed encouragement - and I ran out of red wine before Cliff :((

So where's the next piccy

Snowman in a snow storm
another top secret paper from the PM
Photo of our best most top secret agent

Oh you haven't posted it yet ...

[mic-d]

Cliff must have broke his spring :)

[A Duke]

He's topping up on Red.

[rsser]

Any port in a storm will do.

[springwater]

Any port in a storm will do.

Looks like he's seen a few :)

[rsser]

Yeah, first Larry then Yasi.

Enough to drive a bloke to the best old vintages.

[Cliff Rogers]

Sorry, busy weekend. :-

[tea lady]

Sorry, busy weekend. :-Its alright! They seem to be doing fine without a pic anyway! :doh: :D

[Cliff Rogers]

Fishing.

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=174339&stc=1&d=1309073517

[tea lady]

Yeah, first Larry then Yasi.

Enough to drive a bloke to the best old vintages.Haven't seen you around for a while! Where have you been? :U

[mic-d]

Geeze Cliff, somebody will lose their job if those stupid current affairs shows get hold of this:o

anyways...
That's the first telescopic fishing rod that might actually work.

[mic-d]

Will this Energex crew move faster than the tide?

[Sawdust Maker]

Yep
This would be a good place to build a lookout

[Sawdust Maker]

who needs a jetty?

[Sawdust Maker]

Did you pack the log handled gaff?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Fishing for electric eels?

[tea lady]

For some reason the cherry pickers from this area rust much faster than others. Its just one of those mysteries of life. :rolleyes:

[A Duke]

This having to catch our own smoko is a bit over the top.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

You're the one who dropped the car keys! So shut up and keep fishing!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

You reckon we're daft? Ol' Jack's out there somewhere on a Scissor Lift!

[mic-d]

I was going to say Irish linesmen, but more likely they're Australian linesmen

[tea lady]

They could have something to do with under sea cables! :think:

[Sawdust Maker]

When you said become a linesman I didn't think job would be this hard :D

[Ozkaban]

So Bob, How's the bag looking so far???

Not to bad Joe.. Only one so far. Odd fish though. Had "Pasha Bulker" written down the side.

[tea lady]

Do we still have to process them off shore?

[Sawdust Maker]

Mick and Jim took the boss literally when he said they were't allowed on the beach

[Cliff Rogers]

Fishing for electric eels?
First place. :2tsup:

You reckon we're daft? Ol' Jack's out there somewhere on a Scissor Lift!
Second place.

For some reason the cherry pickers from this area rust much faster than others. Its just one of those mysteries of life. :rolleyes:
Third place.

There were lots of good ones.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

:think:

[Ozkaban]

The Mardi Gras parade always seems to attract rougher elements.

[rotten_66]

I'm a sucker for the chicks with long legs.

[Sawdust Maker]

when Farmer Jack said fowl dinner, Rex went into hiding

[Sawdust Maker]

Rex always wanted to be a flamenco dancer

[Cliff Rogers]

Roald was a master of disguise.... was.

[Cliff Rogers]

Climate change & rising sea levels? Pfft.

[labr@]

Well Enid, you might think it's the sincerest form of flattery but I think he's just taking the pi$$!

[tea lady]

A descendent of Chookasaurus.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I'm a sucker for the chicks with long legs.

:U Take it away!

[rotten_66]

OK try this one.

[A Duke]

King of the wild frontier!

[Ozkaban]

Davey wasn't much of a shot up close, but his long range was a real killer...

[AlexS]

You put your left ear in, you put your left ear out, you put your wild frontier in ....

[Cliff Rogers]

Wouldn't that rifle make some nice pen blanks? :think:

[stuffy]

"Sorry Mr Barkley, I thought you were a bear"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Anyone seen mah pet 'coon? Ah knows he's here somewhere...

[underfoot]

when I said that I was going to Saskatchewan they all said.. "wear the fox hat"...so I did..

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

You call zis basketball, no? *shakes head* You Americans are silly people.

Who called "Skin the ref?" I'm at your service, sir!

[rayintheuk]

Just look at what my new tumble-drier did to my seams!

[tea lady]

Home home on the range where the deer and the antelope play........ :sing:

[rotten_66]

when I said that I was going to Saskatchewan they all said.. "wear the fox hat"...so I did..


Pay that over to you,



Ron

[underfoot]

Pay that over to you,
not sure the mods got that one :D
how about....

[A Duke]

No!!!

[RETIRED]

when I said that I was going to Saskatchewan they all said.. "wear the fox hat"...so I did..


not sure the mods got that one :D
how about....I did.:rolleyes: I chose to ignore it.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I did.:rolleyes: I chose to ignore it.

Subtlety isn't your problem, eh? :innocent:

[Gra]

Really shouldnt have stood in front of hopoate

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The modern version of the good ol' carnie Water-Pistol-in-Clown's-Mouth Booth.

[Sawdust Maker]

I'n not catching that, what nappy did it fall out of :doh:

[RETIRED]

Subtlety isn't your problem, eh? :innocent:Nope. Got time to listen to how modest I am Skew?:roflmao:

[Cliff Rogers]

It is actually a beer advert.... I think. :think:

YouTube - ‪Wear the fox hat (HQ)‬‏

[tea lady]

After the trauma at his fortieth birthday party Johnathan could never face a blue balloon with alacrity!

[underfoot]

"Update!...Update!...Update!"..(as Roy and HG would say):oo:

Really shouldnt have stood in front of hopoate
Gra takes this one:D
(with apologies to international forumites...you had to be there....:rolleyes:.or probably not)

[tea lady]

"Update!...Update!...Update!"..(as Roy and HG would say):oo:

Gra takes this one:D
(with apologies to international forumites...you had to be there....:rolleyes:.or probably not)
Gonna have to google hopoate! :C

(:doh: Oh dear! :rolleyes: ) (Also my browser kept wanting to make it into Hotplate! :U)

[underfoot]

Gonna have to google hopoate!
careful...he might google you back :oo:

[tea lady]

careful...he might google you back :oo::C:D This thread has been such an education! :rolleyes::D

[underfoot]

Gra takes this one:D

You there Gra?...this is getting silly

[tea lady]

You there Gra?...this is getting silly
Oh no! We can't have things getting silly! :p:D

[Sawdust Maker]

and especially not walking :D

here

[tea lady]

Here is one while we are waiting! :cool:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n-PiP0QBfos/TCYlZ69cc5I/AAAAAAAADB4/h316BO-Ed4k/s1600/-pics-25-thumb-572xauto-170175.jpg

[RETIRED]

A Cossack tooth fairy.

[A Duke]

"Oh what a feeling!"

[underfoot]

Brian....the black sheep of the Poppins family

[Cliff Rogers]

Was that (he/she/it) one of your dates TL? :think:

[pugwash]

"I wish I hadn't worn these boots. They make me look ridiculous!"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Very Funny! Now let's see you turn my camel visible again!

[Cliff Rogers]

Aladdin was beginning to wish he had never found that old lamp.

[Ozkaban]

Bob Brown demonstrating the climate changing effects of Methane

[Sawdust Maker]

Which fairy bought a Toyota?

[rotten_66]

Never seen him before, even though he has visited many times, but that is what the @#$% up fairy looks like!!

[tea lady]

Never seen him before, even though he has visited many times, but that is what the @#$% up fairy looks like!!:D I think you are right there! Off you go Rotten!:2tsup:

[rotten_66]

Oooh me again.

[Ozkaban]

Maybe now they'll take me seriously...

[Sawdust Maker]

you should see what my owner looks like

[Sawdust Maker]

and I thought Giraffes were herbivores

[labr@]

Pixy the dachsund is well adjusted but his owner suffers from short dog syndrome.

[pugwash]

The reason why dogs bite people.

[A Duke]

"Hello 99, the old K9 in the giraffe trick here."

[tea lady]

The long and the short of it......