Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[underfoot]

(sung to the 'Jaws' theme)..
Traaaaa...bant..... Traaaaa.....bant.... Tra..bant Tra..bant Trabant Trabant Trabant Trabant Trabant trabanttrabanttrabanttrabant

[pugwash]

"OK, we've got it watertight but now the brakes don't work."

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Variation on a local advert:

Arthur: "We need tyres for traction."
Martha: "Comfort!"
Arthur: "Traction!"
Small voice in back seat: "Flotation!"

[mic-d]

Well I still say global warming is a myth!

:D:D:devilred::devilred:

[Sawdust Maker]

Think I'll go with pugwash

special mention mic-d

over to you puggy ...

[tea lady]

The handling is a little soggy!

[Sawdust Maker]

even with the welcome bribe of a cuppa you're just a tad too late TL! :doh:

[pugwash]

Here we go then......

[RETIRED]

(&^$#^*))( it's cold!!!!!!

[Cliff Rogers]

Helga meets crocodile roo-dog.

[RedShirtGuy]

It wasn't until Duke reached a certain depth in the water that he began to seriously consider being spayed.

[Sawdust Maker]

There's leeches!!

[A Duke]

Bounce

[underfoot]

Rex's first visit to Crab lake was a memorable one

[Sawdust Maker]

Diana wasn't sure that it was a good idea for Rex to fill in for the dolphins

[mic-d]

Work wanted: retired magician's assistant. Here's a photo of me helping in the disappearing inner tube trick.

[fenderbelly]

Bl@@dy catfish

[Groggy]

Those electric training collars work *really* well in water!

[tea lady]

The handling is a little soggy!

[pugwash]

Ha! Ha! Over to you Groggy!

[Groggy]

http://www.funnyhumorclips.net/pictures/uploads/103/daily-picdumps-part-16_42.jpg

[Cliff Rogers]

Fire spout.

[Cliff Rogers]

Pyrornado.

[Cliff Rogers]

That'll be the plug hole in the bathtub going.

[mic-d]

The westboro baptist church gets what's coming to it...

[mic-d]

cliff's on fire...:D

[A Duke]

Well that blew the back out of my pants!

[Sawdust Maker]

I told them not to do a beef vindaloo at the church fete

[Sawdust Maker]

Hephaestus thought the fire looked to be going out and helped things along

[Cliff Rogers]

cliff's on fire...:D
Lighting farts again. :p

[Groggy]

I'll give it Cliff. If I was one of those firies I'd pack up and go home.

[Cliff Rogers]

Here we go.

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=172186&stc=1&d=1307229170

[tea lady]

Handling's a bit soggy! :D

(Jeez Cliff! Couldn't you find a slightly smaller pic.)

[tea lady]

Baptism of the cows.

[mic-d]

Baptism of the cows.

hallelujah!:D

[Cliff Rogers]

"Come on Clara, you have been watching TOO much TV, we are NOT sending you to Indonesia, now get up!"

[Cliff Rogers]

.....
(Jeez Cliff! Couldn't you find a slightly smaller pic.)
Looks OK on my screen, is it too big? :?

[underfoot]

Baptism of the cows.
Holy cow

[underfoot]

And if I EVER catch you riding my bike again me an the boys'll give you more than just a dunkin

[Groggy]

Singing "Workin' at the cow wash, working at the cow wash girl"

[mic-d]

(from beast in top right) Hehe, I told him we were going to be mustered by Barnaby Joyce, muuaaaa, muaaaa, muaaaaaaa.

[chrisb691]

Come on Claribel, baptism isn't THAT bad. Just remember, every convert we get increases our government religious funding.

[pugwash]

"Gee Tex, getting these white cows ready for market's taking a while. We've been here two hours already and we've only done one!"

[Sawdust Maker]

They said St Peter was doing the baptisms, not some bunch of cowboys!

[AlexS]

I didn't realise this was what they meant when they said they'd make us part of the flock.

[tea lady]

hallelujah!:DHallemoooooooooojah! :D

[Cliff Rogers]

And if I EVER catch you riding my bike again me an the boys'll give you more than just a dunkin
OK, you get it Undy. :2tsup:

Mic-D's Barnaby Joyce came second. :)

[mic-d]

OK, you get it Undy. :2tsup:

Mic-D's Barnaby Joyce came second. :)

Great! I'll post a half of a photo!:D:D (just joking)

[underfoot]

Ta Cliff..how about

[mic-d]

Whirling Dervishes from the 60's

[Cliff Rogers]

Do yer reckon somebody in the back row may have sneezed? :think:

[Ozkaban]

Waynes World 2062 Reunion

[Rodgera]

Gillard et al. in the middle of a backflip

[Sawdust Maker]

comb over school

[tea lady]

It won't happen over night....... but it will happen!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The fans at the latest Motorhead concert...

(Lemmy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy) was born in '45! Where does time go? :C)

[underfoot]

The fans at the latest Motorhead concert...)
ha..always wondered what they would play in the nursing home if I ever made it to one...go for it Skew

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Hmmm... didn't expect to get that one, so was caught short. :doh: This'll 'ave to do...

[tea lady]

Its away getting cut!

(Referring to really bad joke about Irishman seeing a truck full of turf going past...... )

[Sawdust Maker]

it causes cancer

[A Duke]

May be beach ball would have been a better bet than golf for our new venture.

[Sawdust Maker]

Hey mate, where do you want the new watering system?

[labr@]

The sign you won't see at the Nimbin Golf Club.

[rotten_66]

Hey who stole it!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The sign you won't see at the Nimbin Golf Club.

Go for it! :2tsup:

[labr@]

Hope this one is clear enough.

[chrisb691]

What you get when you mess around with gene splicing...the uglest dog you've ever seen.

[A Duke]

Trying for size before final finishing.

[tea lady]

But why wasn't an iron the right gift? It even has a laser guidance system! :hmm:

[Sawdust Maker]

Honey, the roof's on :doh:

[mic-d]

It's one thing for your wife to send you to the dog house. It's an entirely different matter when you discover she has built a small hatch at the back and has various tools arrayed and is preparing to use them. You should run like hell if you see that.

[tea lady]

It's one thing for your wife to send you to the dog house. It's an entirely different matter when you discover she has built a small hatch at the back and has various tools arrayed and is preparing to use them. You should run like hell if you see that.Honey? What are you doing with the secateurs? ...... :honey? .....HONEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!

[AlexS]

It might be a small shed, but it's my shed!

[springwater]

Dog hole layout and spacing.

Tea Lady sees secateurs, I see vice grips :?
:)

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

A coat of paint, a flashing blue light on top and the new shed is done!

[cue Dr Who muzak]

[tea lady]

Dog hole layout and spacing.

Tea Lady sees secateurs, I see vice grips :?
:)Good point! you want something to hold on too! :D

[chrisb691]

Good point! you want something to hold on too! :D
Might be time to bite down on a bone. :D

[mic-d]

For RENT. New extension, solid timber, good views. Suit Asian Uni student.

(Not being rascist, just alluding to stories like this (http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/culdesac-of-broken-dreams-20110320-1c23o.html))

[rayintheuk]

I thought the measurements should have been in Inches, not MM.

Ray

[labr@]

Thanks to Mic-D and Tea Lady I am now seeking counselling - it was ME in that photo! :oo:
...and the ugly dog comment wasn't much better :C.

All funny though:clap3:

I really did like this 'cos it's so close to the truth:


But why wasn't an iron the right gift? It even has a laser guidance system! :hmm:

So put the secateurs away and go find a photo TL.

[mic-d]

Thanks to Mic-D and Tea Lady I am now seeking counselling - it was ME in that photo! :oo:


Tell me, did she make you wear a plastic cone on your neck for a week after?:)

[tea lady]

Thanks to Mic-D and Tea Lady I am now seeking counselling - it was ME in that photo! :oo:
...and the ugly dog comment wasn't much better :C.

All funny though:clap3:

I really did like this 'cos it's so close to the truth:



So put the secateurs away and go find a photo TL.:oo::C.... What did you buy her then? :D

Back in a tick! :pi:

[tea lady]

so what's the story here then? :hmm: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n-PiP0QBfos/TCYlq4g_vKI/AAAAAAAADEI/wzf0FVF8yGE/s1600/-pics-7-thumb-572xauto-170157.jpg

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

In breaking news, a local hero saved a 9-man SWAT team in a riverbank accident! "A stitch in time saves nine" he declaimed modestly.


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Having one of those days? The new Janome Micro will make you feel like it's your wedding day all over again!


(Sorry. I should know better than to reply at this time of night. :doh: )

[mic-d]

The Green Lantern's PR man, the White Sewing Machine, about to stitch up some investigative journalists after a failed job.

[Groggy]

UPS make it to the wedding on time.

[springwater]

Janome, Janome Bond.

[Sawdust Maker]

The lads can't park, but they did get husqvana out of the tree.

[underfoot]

And here's the last photo we have of Andy.....he was last seen offering to sew the SWAT team sequin gowns to cheer them all up

[tea lady]

In breaking news, a local hero saved a 9-man SWAT team in a riverbank accident! "A stitch in time saves nine" he declaimed modestly.

Off you go Skew! :D

Personally I reckon he was told to bring the singer to the wedding! Being a literal type of guy...........:D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Yowsers! I really didn't think that one would pass muster! :no:

Okily dokily, let's see how this 'un goes...

[springwater]

I wear my safety gear on the inside

[labr@]

If he'd put the hard hat on BEFORE the accident he wouldn't need to wear a compression bandage to try to reduce the swelling.

[RETIRED]

Hey mon, dey need da longer strings on the earplugs.

[pugwash]

The health and safety officer makes Rastas stand in the naughty corner for taking the p!ss.

[mic-d]

Wanted: Illegal alien labourer. Last seen at Sigourney Weaver's house site.

[Cliff Rogers]

Taking hair care to a new level.

[tea lady]

Mind the do!

[Sawdust Maker]

Clive went to great lengths to disguise his bald patch

[pugwash]

Jimmy's cunning plan to steal enough bricks to build an outdoor barbeque is taking longer than he thought.