Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[Sawdust Maker]

I'll go with Groggy's

over to you

[springwater]

yeah be good to get out of the gutter

[Woodwould]

yeah be good to get out of the gutter

:o Did I miss something good?

[Groggy]

YouTube - Cars, Made In China, Funny

[Cliff Rogers]

Hand brake turn not hand break turn.... dopey. :rolleyes:

[A Duke]

Broken like a china tea cup.

[springwater]

:o Did I miss something good?

:rolleyes: If you only knew

[rayintheuk]

Turns out that "No Nails" adhesive isn't what it's cracked up to be after all.

Ray

[underfoot]

The "Three dragons" car manufacturing co. decided not to continue their contract
with Aquadhere

[mic-d]

The latest Chinese car can do 120km/h, but only once.

[Sawdust Maker]

We need a new motto
Trials show that "held together with love and hope" is no good

[tea lady]

:doh:Nano bot humour?

[Groggy]

rayintheuk, over to you mate!

[rayintheuk]

OK, try this:

http://www.raygirling.com/images/donkeys.jpg

Ray

[AlexS]

At the last meeting of the WWF mods ....

[A Duke]

Who's an ass then?

[Woodwould]

Three recovering patients at the Royal National Kicked Ass Sanctuary.

[tea lady]

No! The silly ones are down the road!

[Cliff Rogers]

We are all ears.

[RETIRED]

At the last meeting of the WWF mods ....Careful now.....:roflmao:

[Sawdust Maker]

Evidence that The Three Amigos are in the saloon

[rayintheuk]

Some good ones there, but for sheer nerve, over to you AlexS! :)

Ray

[AlexS]

Thanks Ray. I shall live in fear of the mods for a while.:D

Try this one.

[mic-d]

Thanks Ray. I shall live in fear of the mods for a while.:D

Try this one.

Godzilla's warning message to Tokyo residents.

[Sawdust Maker]

King Kong was a lot happier when the molar was removed

[Cliff Rogers]

Little birdie, flying high,
dropped a message from the sky.
Said the farmer as he wiped his eye,
'Thank goodness I wasn't standing over there." :D

[tea lady]

The Tokyo Comb Over Society!

[springwater]

Green sleeves constantly plays by Mr Whippys tomb

[underfoot]

unfortunately the coffee spill on the building plans wasn't discovered till a bit too late.

[tea lady]

unfortunately the coffee spill on the building plans wasn't discovered till a bit too late.:rofl:

[AlexS]

The Tokyo Comb Over Society!
This one did it for me - visions of Donald Trump. I liked Underfoot's effort to. For the record, it's in Tokyo, and known locally as the 金糞 (Golden Trud).

Go for it, TL.

[tea lady]

This one did it for me - visions of Donald Trump. I liked Underfoot's effort to. For the record, it's in Tokyo, and known locally as the 金糞 (Golden Trud).

Go for it, TL.:D Ah! My collection of weird photos finally gets and airing! :cool:


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n-PiP0QBfos/TCYlJ6EJ91I/AAAAAAAADBA/yxHh8keYztc/s640/-pics-32-thumb-autox379-170182.jpg

[mic-d]

Crouching Tiger, Children Dangling

[Woodwould]

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[TTIT]

Daddy why did you name me "roof tile"???

[Ozkaban]

Crouching Macho-Man... Hidden Wires :D

[mic-d]

You think you have the advantage, but even now you are realising my soiled daiper technique will overwhelm you... mawwhawwwhawwwhaww

[Ozkaban]

Just turn that frown upside down.

[tea lady]

Daddy why did you name me "roof tile"???:C Yes Why? I don't get it!:doh:

[tea lady]

You think you have the advantage, but even now you are realising my soiled daiper technique will overwhelm you... mawwhawwwhawwwhaww:D This one has the inside running at the moment ! But I better give mote time in case........:doh:

[stuffy]

Tae kwon DON'T!
:)

[Sawdust Maker]

It was a good karate trick until DOCS found out

[Groggy]

Sensei san vs Nappy san

[Christopha]

Daddy! What is that dripping from my collar?

[Cliff Rogers]

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.

[tea lady]

You think you have the advantage, but even now you are realising my soiled daiper technique will overwhelm you... mawwhawwwhawwwhawwI still think Mic-d has it! :D Take it away Mic! :2tsup:

[mic-d]

Ta TL.
Draw your own conclusions... (hope it hasn't been done before)

[Cliff Rogers]

The cuts of meat from a dog.

[chrisb691]

The cuts of meat from a dog.

:roflmao2:

[A Duke]

"I used to wonder why my breed is famous for savaging these cute little kiddies."

[tea lady]

I wanted a zebra for xmas. But Dad said we had a dog so we couldn't get one! :C

[AlexS]

Mummy said if draw on the wall again, I'm in the doghouse.

[Sawdust Maker]

Ran out of paper

[Sawdust Maker]

Trusty is ready for show n tell, mum!

[mic-d]

If speed alone was the requirement, then Cliff would have won, and indeed Cliffy you have won, but because that is an entirely warped and twisted caption. Well done! over to you...

[Cliff Rogers]

Beauty, hang about while I find something 'suitable' to post. :rolleyes:

[Cliff Rogers]

Have we done this one before, I can't remember. :think:

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=169761&stc=1&d=1305344327

[Groggy]

When our traffic lights say "stop", they mean it!

[A Duke]

Boss the next day, when he tries to explain why he has not turned up for work, "Why does this sort of thing only happen when you guys are on the way home from holidays?"

[springwater]

Navman doesn't work in pine platations

[labr@]

Yet another Jeremy Clarkson DIY failure.

[labr@]

An example of something that's not "an accident waiting to happen"

[tea lady]

Well at least the boat seems OK! :rolleyes:

[mic-d]

The water police always get their man.

[Sawdust Maker]

'told you the boat on top would make the steering wonky

[AlexS]

Bloggs' attempt at an amphibious vehicle was right up the pole.

[Sawdust Maker]

Jake really didn't believe the dinky trailer just for the boat motor would work

[tea lady]

Oh no! I told the kid I'd have his meccano set back by sun down.:C

[Cliff Rogers]

The water police always get their man.
OK, Mic, have a turn.

SDM's wonky steering came a close 2nd.

Didn't anybody notice how it managed to miss the beer in the eskies?

[tea lady]

OK, Mic, have a turn.

SDM's wonky steering came a close 2nd.

Didn't anybody notice how it managed to miss the beer in the eskies?There's beer left in the eskies? They must be on the way TOO fishing not from. :doh:

[mic-d]

Thanks Cliff. My payment arrived all right this month then?:wink:

Here 'tis

[A Duke]

No!!!

[tea lady]

Bruce took a while to spot that Joyce had left him for the sexy male nurse she met in hospital!

[Woodwould]

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[Sawdust Maker]

Bruce was just checking out whether Barbi had plastic surgery

[AlexS]

Dolly was filled with love after Bruce took her to the abasiophilia chapter of Sexoholics Anonymous.

[rayintheuk]

I'm not ashamed to say that I had to look abasiophilia up! :)

Ray

[Sawdust Maker]

me too

What about the chap in the front left hand side

obviously bored with the whole show

[mic-d]

Walt lets Savannah know that due to the the new Catholic edict, 'sins of the plastic', that it's all over...

[pugwash]

Due to her over-indulgence in plastic surgery, Angelina Jolie's grandson had to take her to church in a wheelchair.

[mic-d]

Alex it's all yours if you never mention that word again.:)

[AlexS]

OK, I'll never say 'anonymous' again.
Go for it, folks.

[wheelinround]

The Stigs decendants

[Cliff Rogers]

"OK, where is that newclear reactor you can't shutdown?"

[Woodwould]

The latest detail of Offensive Nappy Handlers undergo training.

[tea lady]

Ned Kellies in space.


(abasiophilia? Aaaaaaah! I googled images. Get them out of my mind now please! :banghead: )(Although why there is a guy with a guitar in the middle of them I don't know! :hmm: )

[Ozkaban]

New Parents undergo training for Wraping Their kids in Cotton Wool

[rotten_66]

Initial photos for the Abbey Road album just didn't quite seem right.

[tea lady]

The taliban's suggestion for women in space? :C

[labr@]

Hi Ho Hi Ho to Roxby Downs we go..........

[mic-d]

Winter uniform at the Crunchy Nut Cornflake Factory

[Sawdust Maker]

The seven dwarves get into heavy metal mining

[mic-d]

Hey mate pull me glove off will ya? I gotta go!

[underfoot]

Steve was sure he'd be the only one to come as marshmallow man

[AlexS]

A few good ones there, but this one had me laughing.

Initial photos for the Abbey Road album just didn't quite seem right.

Go for it, Rotten.

[rotten_66]

OK then my turn.

[Woodwould]

Dog: "Who are you?"
Chicken: "I'm Florence the chicken! Who are you?"
Dog: I'm Gopher the Chicken Hound."

[A Duke]

1) Look into my eyes.


2) Have you heard what's going on down there?

[Cliff Rogers]

"The sky is falling.... really?"

[Woodwould]

"...and don't bother crossing the road... you'll never hear the end of it!" (Proffered by Mrs. Wood.)