Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[Cliff Rogers]

Going 'down the road' is as easy as 'falling off a bike'.

[Ozkaban]

The committee for the annual High Country Mountain Bike Ride decided it needed a way to make sure only serious competitors applied...

[Chief Tiff]

M.C. Escher:
A truly brilliant artist.

A truly useless civil engineer.

[pugwash]

"Hmmm..this could be dangerous. It really ought to have a white line down the middle."

[pugwash]

"Right, this is my big chance to beat the world record for the 50 metre dash."

[cookie48]

Bloody hell, widows maker course is not wrong. But then again I ain't married so I will give it a go.

[Woodwould]

Chief Tiff takes the honours (Pugwash gets an honourable mention for his very commendable '50 metre dash' offering).

[Chief Tiff]

Try this one......

[Woodwould]

At the recent round of One Man and his Cat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Man_and_His_Dog) goatcat trials held in Mid Glamorgan, PussPuss strides confidentially back to her master's side having completed the course successfully and in record time.

[Cliff Rogers]

O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay

[mic-d]

I don't think you're a very good kid's cat so bugger off.

[labr@]

Ah yes, the old children's classic "Puss'n'Goats" :p

[A Duke]

Hell, they invite me to dinner and serve up grass and not even the type you smoke.

[TTIT]

"First they won't let me enter 'cos they don't believe I'm a pig and then they give me goats to herd instead of sheep - it's a conspiracy I tell ya!"

[mic-d]

I should look smug, you've been eating my used lucerne kitty litter.

[tea lady]

Fluffy's follow up roll in Sound of Music didn't quite have the same impact as his rendition of Memories! :rolleyes:

[chrisb691]

O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay
A few reds Cliff? :wink:

[Cliff Rogers]

A few reds Cliff? :wink:
It is obscure.... google it. :wink:

[tea lady]

It is obscure.... google it. :wink::doh: Once on a hill lived a lonely goat herd! ........:rolleyes:

[Cliff Rogers]

You got it.... reckon the cat can yodel? :think:

[Cliff Rogers]

Yup. :D

YouTube - Advanced Cat Yodeling

[Sawdust Maker]

Some people have too much time on their hands!

[tea lady]

:d

[Chief Tiff]

Cliff gets it, if only for the showing us one of the funniest u-tube skits ever.

By carefully following the instructions I have successfully taught one of my cats how to yodel. :2tsup:

Now, if only I could successfully staunch the bleeding..........:(

[chrisb691]

My cat yodels when he's about to chuck a furball.

[Cliff Rogers]

Cliff gets it, if only for the showing us one of the funniest u-tube skits ever.

By carefully following the instructions I have successfully taught one of my cats how to yodel. :2tsup:

Now, if only I could successfully staunch the bleeding..........:(
Yahoo... let me see what I can find. :think:

[Cliff Rogers]

Oops.

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=167883&stc=1&d=1303470380

[chrisb691]

oops.

[A Duke]

You toucha my butt I smasha your face.

[Sawdust Maker]

There goes my no claim bonus :doh:

[Sawdust Maker]

Remember if I can't see you in my mirrors you don't exist!

[rotten_66]

And the final score,

Cat 1, Bulldog 0



Ron

[labr@]

And in the new series of "All Aussie Adventures" Russell Coight helps out a mate at the mines......

[mic-d]

Every truckie followed the directions of the site manager after seeing what he did to the first guy who dropped his dirt in the wrong place.

[tea lady]

The dangers of slip streaming? :rolleyes:

[AlexS]

When Arnie gets on his push bike, you better watch out.

[Cliff Rogers]

You toucha my butt I smasha your face.
OK, I like this one best & TL came second.

[A Duke]

Right oh, have a go at this one:-

[Ozkaban]

see, just add chocolate balls, and our production problems are solved :D

[Woodwould]

"D-a-r-l... weren't there just two rabbits sitting there when we went to bed last night?"

[tea lady]

"D-a-r-l... weren't there just two rabbits sitting there when we went to bed last night?":D I was gonna say that! :p

Just don't take your eyes off them.

[pugwash]

Overheard in the supermarket.....

Look darling! Chocolate rabbits! Don't tell me it's January already!

[Sawdust Maker]

Who left these on the mantlepiece for Santa?

[A Duke]

Overheard in the supermarket.....

Look darling! Chocolate rabbits! Don't tell me it's January already!

Well it looks like every one who wants to has had a go and I think pugwash gets it for knowing our supermarkets replace the Christmas decorations with bunnies, eggs and hot cross buns.
So over to you pugwesh.

[pugwash]

Fantastic! I'm not usually allowed chocolate.
Here's a new one.

[A Duke]

Tea Lady's convention.

[labr@]

How about a short spell before the next cup?

[rayintheuk]

The Madge Simpson Fan Club keep their hairdos covered in case of a storm.

Ray

[underfoot]

At the inaugural meeting of the CWA's road safety action group....Beryl has a great idea for emergency lane changing markers

[Woodwould]

"Amerawdwr, your eye-of-newt and ear-of-frog elixir is simply delicious!"

[mic-d]

The Ladies Sobriety League. A cunning 'anti-add' by the moonshiners.

(With inspiration from this (http://www.jessecollins.com/2008/03/10/lips-that-touch-licquor-will-never-touch-ours/) still from a 1925 prohibition spoof)

[Sawdust Maker]

The orderly queue for parts in Macbeth

[AlexS]

That's my wife's mah jong group!

[tea lady]

Myfanwy forgot to bring cake on her turn AGAIN!

[Ozkaban]

Mabel was thinking that the protest against the ban on gin at her local CWA meeting was starting to get out of hand

[chrisb691]

Tea Lady finally meets the relos from the old country.

[pugwash]

Lots of good ones this time but Underfoot tickled me the most!

Your go Underfoot.

[underfoot]

Ta pug,
let's try

[labr@]

Wait Suphawat, we have to go back - Kevin's home alone!

[Woodwould]

"Chi Lee, I'm not taking you out on my 'bike again if every time we go for a ride, you scoop up another baby!"

[Sawdust Maker]

Where's Gran?

[Ozkaban]

Introducing the new Hongda Oddity 9 seater family wagon... now with optional buckets seats.

[tea lady]

We in trouble when he outgrow bucket! My arms getting shorter every day! :C

[3 toed sloth]

That's not safe....................they should have helmets!

[TTIT]

Ma! MA! MAAAAA!!!! The bums fallen out of the backpack :o

[cookie48]

Aint the parents going to suprised when we show them what grows in buckets.

[underfoot]

. now with optional buckets seats.
:D that did it for me Oz....over to you

[Ozkaban]

:D that did it for me Oz....over to you

Thanks :)

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[Sawdust Maker]

A reincarnated Frank

[Claw Hama]

True story
There is an Asian girl who works at my local petrol station who wears those, realy puts me off my fuel.

Caption: You think my eyes look weird? you should see what they did to my other end!

[Woodwould]

Me: "Why did you paint your nose black?"
Mother-in-law: "Hmmmph!"

[A Duke]

Looook intoo my eyes

[tea lady]

I thought blue eyes would help me get the girls, but now they just run faster!

[AlexS]

Watch where you're putting that thermometer, vet!

[Ozkaban]

True story
There is an Asian girl who works at my local petrol station who wears those, realy puts me off my fuel.

Caption: You think my eyes look weird? you should see what they did to my other end!

Was tempted by Alex there, but the thought of being put off your fuel got me :) The caption wasn't bad either :2tsup:

Over to you Claw...

[Claw Hama]

Ok go nuts people

[Sawdust Maker]

What worksafe missed

[A Duke]

When you find you are in a hole stop digging.

[Sawdust Maker]

the wife's earring must be here somewhere

[tea lady]

:think: I've got a vague memory of something about sticks and stones!

[Woodwould]

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[pugwash]

"Of course it's safe! I'm wearing a hat aren't I?"

[underfoot]

Oh alright then...I'll use two sticks

[mic-d]

Tales of Fred the inept archeologist, the final chapter: 'Well I do see road runner footprints and a couple of fossilised Acme boxes but there is no evidence that a coyote was ever here"

[Ozkaban]

One of the vagaries of the South American mining royalties system is that underground mines are cheaper to run than open-cut.

[Claw Hama]

Hey guys, all good for a laugh but I like the simplicity of Underfoots. Have a go Undie.

[underfoot]

Ta Claw
how bout

[labr@]

Well yes, spare tyre storage is an issue but the real problem is jacking the thing up.

[Ozkaban]

You know you're a redneck if... Someone you know has died after saying "Hey Y'all, Watch this!"

[Sawdust Maker]

Nobody meantions the third partner, Jones, in the Harley-Davidson story

[A Duke]

Motor uni.

[underfoot]

Nobody meantions the third partner, Jones, in the Harley-Davidson story
like this..:D over to you Sawdust

[Sawdust Maker]

OK

hmm, how about this:

and try and keep it clean :rolleyes:

168959

[Ozkaban]

So close... and yet so far

[AlexS]

Why bird-watchers are also known as twitchers.

[Ozkaban]

How William and Kate really met :oo:

[A Duke]

How Tom, Tom the piper's son got his new name, Peeping Tom.

[pugwash]

I go window cleaning to earn an honest bob.
For a nosey parker it's an interesting job
Now it's a job that just suits me, a window cleaner you will be.
If you could see what I can see
When I'm cleaning windows.

[Chief Tiff]

When Roger went to take a closer look at a particularly interesting beetle that landed on the windowpane, little did he know he was about to set off a chain of events that would end with a restraining order

Pugwash, quoting George Formby must be cheating!

[Groggy]

Your Honor, I was out walking and was thirsty when I saw some condensation on the glass. I thought I could lick it to get some moisture but it was so cold my tongue got stuck! That lady appeared at that point and so did her husband, the angry photographer...