Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[Woodwould]

Two escapees from the Mary Poppin's school for young ladies

:thyel: OK Sawdust Maker, on you go!

[Sawdust Maker]

Hmm

How about this one

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[chrisb691]

After 3 fruitless days on station, sniper Jones was dammed hungry.

[underfoot]

I'll have a pack of razors thanks...better make it two..
oh yeah, and some disenfectant too...industrial grade please,
oh and some anti fungal cream..the family pack thanks...
and also some..................

[tea lady]

His camoflage suit didn't quite work in the shopping center, foiling his attempt to become the......... "invisible thief".

[AlexS]

... and a large pack of Nair, please.

[chrisb691]

The creature from the black lagoon goes shopping.

[mic-d]

...and while you're at that, better give me a large tube of canestan please.

[mic-d]

A rare day in an American supermarket. A sniper attends for prosaic reasons.

[tea lady]

Its amazing what people wear shopping at Walmart!

[pugwash]

Environmentalist Nigel's attempt to become more "green' seems to have gone off in the wrong direction.

[Woodwould]

The blue-green algae in some popular swimming locations has been at record levels this year.

[Chief Tiff]

The unseen side of super heroes #24 "Mossman goes shopping"

[Sawdust Maker]

... and a large pack of Nair, please.

Chuckle

AlexS over to you

with an hanourable mention to Woodwould

[AlexS]

OK, try this one.

[mic-d]

Counterintuitively, Sumo wrestlers turned out to be excellent ski jumpers. Just like golf balls, their dimples let them travel further.

[Groggy]

Once they dug him out of the hole following his first try, he was fitted with two surfboards for his second attempt.

[A Duke]

Sumo Zoom Zoom!

[Sawdust Maker]

The Japanese bobsled team

[pugwash]

The Japanese world record holder in action during the newly introduced Olympic sport of 'Plummeting.'

[Ozkaban]

The Japanese try a new method to plug the leak in Fukashima #4 reactor...

[Sawdust Maker]

The Japanese try a new method to plug the leak in Fukashima #4 reactor...

That's so bad it's funny :roflmao:

[AlexS]

Go for it, Mic-D. I have a laugh when I visualise it.

[mic-d]

Ta,
Et voila

[A Duke]

It's too small, I'm putting it back.

[Woodwould]

Another in a spate of tacky garden ornaments that have recently washed up on Eastern Australian beaches.

[Woodwould]

Barry decided to go fishing despite a shocking headache and to keep the peace, he complied with his wife's seemingly strange remedial sugestion.

[Cliff Rogers]

Even while he was fishing, George couldn't shake the feeling that he was being storked.

[Ozkaban]

Bird Brain turns out to be dab hand at Fly Fishing...

[tea lady]

Fishing rods? Phffftttttha!

[Sawdust Maker]

For his 3rd wish, Jacko asked to be a better fisherman

[underfoot]

"Egrets.....I've had a few...but then again, too few to mention"...

[Ratbag Oz]

Maybe he doesn't fetch a stick..... but who ever wanted a stick anyway?

[chrisb691]

"Egrets.....I've had a few...but then again, too few to mention"...
OH Crap! now my eyes are watering, and my belly hurts.

[mic-d]

For his 3rd wish, Jacko asked to be a better fisherman

This tickled my funny bone most so off you go.

[Sawdust Maker]

I actually liked underfoot's play on words :2tsup:

but I'll take fame and glory where I can :p

Here is something a little different to test the brain's trust

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[A Duke]

Batman takes on Wolfwoman. Wooden spoons at three meters.

[mic-d]

Google translated the hieroglyphics as KAPOW! WHAM! THUD! THUMP! SHAZAM!

[stuffy]

"Holy Hieroglyphics, Batman, your ancestor killed Tutankhamen!!!!"

[underfoot]

translation....
'Egrets' .....I've had a few...but then again....too few to mention...

[chrisb691]

translation....
'Egrets' .....I've had a few...but then again....too few to mention...
Keep trying underfoot, they'll pick you eventually. :brava

[Sawdust Maker]

Looks like ideas have dried up


"Holy Hieroglyphics, Batman, your ancestor killed Tutankhamen!!!!"

I'll go with this stuffy this time

but I nearly gave it to underfoot for perseverance

[stuffy]

Have we had this?

[Woodwould]

Front line consequences of ADF cut-backs.

[Groggy]

The Defence Minister says his budget cuts have been a success.

[Woodwould]

Jesus of Kandahar.

[pugwash]

S.A.S on a A.S.S

[Woodwould]

An Australian soldier will be court-marshalled next month for assing around on duty.

[chrisb691]

Don Quixote's great great great great grandson enlisted in the army.

[rsser]

Our Saviour arrived on an ass.

With similar results.

[Sawdust Maker]

Modern day wise man has to fight to get into Nazareth

[chrisb691]

underwood is struggling to work out how to get an egret into context.

[labr@]

Piglet and Pooh were relieved to see that their friend was behind cover but worried about the shortage of acorns at the front.

[A Duke]

Bang bang!!

[Cliff Rogers]

Donkey Kong the first. :2tsup:

[tea lady]

Piglet and Pooh were relieved to see that their friend was behind cover but worried about the shortage of acorns at the front.:rofl:

and would the finally glimpse a hefalump? :D

[stuffy]

I'm off for the weekend so I'll give it to labr@ for originality.



Piglet and Pooh were relieved to see that their friend was behind cover but worried about the shortage of acorns at the front.

Best wishes,
Steve
:)

[labr@]

Hope this is clear enough to make out - if not may have to change it....

[A Duke]

Come on quick nobody's watching.

[rsser]

heheh

or,

Look to the right, look to the left, look to the right again, and dive!

[mic-d]

Nothing like a shag on a rock, two is even better.

[Cliff Rogers]

What time did you say that ferry was due in? We can't sit here all day you know.

[tea lady]

Can't see no egrets. We should be OK!:D

[springwater]

A little to the right a little to the left...some outback...some out front...before we know it It'll be Nauru again :-

[rsser]

"That was your mess love, go and clean it up."

[mic-d]

Sittin on a rock in the bay watchin the tide roll away...

[labr@]

Take it away Tea Lady, you made me chuckle.

(Close second to the Otis impersonator)

[rsser]

Sittin on a rock in the bay watchin the tide roll away...

LOL, that's a gem.

Pic looks perhaps taken in the Coorong.

Black-headed Cormorants if so, at a guess.

[Sawdust Maker]

That's a bit unfair
someone else wins with an egret joke :p

PS underfoot - I think you've got a case in the copyright tribunal ...

[Groggy]

(r)egrettably, yes.

[Sawdust Maker]

Now that is just sick! ...

:laughing1:

[chrisb691]

Give her the bird underfoot.

[groverwa]

One Bird or Two

[pugwash]

Un-egret-able, that's what you are.

(Sorry Nat):B

[underfoot]

underfoot - I think you've got a case in the copyright tribunal ...
Well yes..but there's more.....much more than this ...because I did it ...
myyyyyyyyy....waaaayyyyyyyy..:q

[tea lady]

Take it away Tea Lady, you made me chuckle.

(Close second to the Otis impersonator):oo:


Sittin on a rock in the bay watchin the tide roll away...I liked it too. But thew judges decision is final I guess. :p


That's a bit unfair
someone else wins with an egret joke :p

PS underfoot - I think you've got a case in the copyright tribunal ...:q

[tea lady]

:D

http://www.davesdailydose.com/pics/6/w/lizard_bird_egret_food_never_give_up_funny_humor_cool_haha_lol_rofl_smiles.jpg

[Cliff Rogers]

Arh yes, I see it now.... seems to be an impacted wisdom tooth.

[Groggy]

Ok, here's the deal - if you don't eat me I will take my teeth out of your epiglottis.

or

I can see an egret's egress down there.

[Woodwould]

"Liam! Leave him! The bird's coming round... get out of there!

[A Duke]

Open wide and say ah.

[groverwa]

Sover

[labr@]

Geckofloss. You know you need it - Fishbreath!

[Ozkaban]

Crouching Tiger-Heron, Hidden Bearded Dragon...

[Sawdust Maker]

Geez, I'm glad I did those pelvic floor exercises

[Chief Tiff]

Being a first offence, SuperGecko chose to only inflict half of his threat "to rip off your head and poop down your neck".

[tea lady]

Geez! Should I wait for Underfoot to reply? I got an Egret pic just for him,! :doh: :D

[Groggy]

Geez! Should I wait for Underfoot to reply? I got an Egret pic just for him,! :doh: :DHe left town on his horse. The colt from old egret has got away. :D

[Sawdust Maker]

He left town on his horse. The colt from old egret has got away. :D

:))

[underfoot]

Geez! Should I wait for Underfoot to reply? I got an Egret pic just for him,! :doh: :D
oops, I've been away..
thanks for the Egret TL :) ...I could'nt think of anything
..I really didn't think there were folks on this forum old enough to get the egrets reference..:rolleyes:

[groverwa]

Kegel

[Cliff Rogers]

......I could'nt think of anything...
Not even "Egrets.....I've had a few...but then again, too few to mention"?

[tea lady]

Not even "Egrets.....I've had a few...but then again, too few to mention"?
He thought of that a couple of pages back! Where've you been Cliff? :doh:

:although...... Prolly fit this one too. The lizard is saying it right?:D

[tea lady]

"Liam! Leave him! The bird's coming round... get out of there!I like this one best though! The thought of there being two more lizards down there is great! :rofl:

[Woodwould]

Again? So soon?

Make what you will of this...

[underfoot]

once again Coffs harbour council accepts the lowest quote

[labr@]

Hmmmm.....is this an optical illusion or does it just look like one?

(LOL at Underfoot - there is a universal appeal in council humour:2tsup:)

[mic-d]

Ray Bradbury's driveway

[Sawdust Maker]

...
..I really didn't think there were folks on this forum old enough to get the egrets reference..:rolleyes:

Unfortunately yes

[Sawdust Maker]

Danny wondered how Phillipe managed it last year