Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[mic-d]

Why cats shouldn't attend motivational lectures.

Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

Aim high! What's the worst that could happen?

[tea lady]

:hmm: I thought chooks couldn't fly! These must be throwbacks! :doh:

[chrisb691]

I caught a bird. I caught a bird.

[cookie48]

I taught i saw a puddy tat

[mic-d]

Did the cat come back?

cheers
Michael

[underfoot]

Fluffy was determined to catch the 4.31 eagle...
after having missed the 4.29 crow by a whisker

[Ozkaban]

More modern fairy tales...

Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, where have you been?
I flew down to London to visit the Queen...

[Chief Tiff]

Fluffy was determined to catch the 4.31 eagle...
after having missed the 4.29 crow by a whisker

:roflmao:

Over to you Underfoot!

[underfoot]

:)..alrighty... lets go with...

[mic-d]

You put your whole self in, you put your whole self out...

Cheers
Michael

[pugwash]

With only one available microphone, the Chinese assault on the world Karaoke record fell into disarray.

[springwater]

aye aye aye, still got ten seconds weft :sing: Waterwoo :sing: finally facing my waterwoo...waterwoo :sing:

[RETIRED]

Kick it to me, kick it to me!

[A Duke]

Don't shoot!

[Woodwould]

The Japanese Marcel Marceau Appreciation Society's Mime in a Box Guinness World Record attempt got off to a poor start when the President momentarily broke silence.

[Ozkaban]

At the announcement that Kevin Rudd is winding up his tour of Japan a little earlier than expected..

[cookie48]

Hang on fella's. The underarm stink meter has broken

[pugwash]

Despite the influence of Western culture the Japanese still haven't grasped the concept of the high five.

[underfoot]

Ha :D:2tsup:..every single caption made me ROR (raugh out roud)..


With only one available microphone, the Chinese assault on the world Karaoke record fell into disarray.

but Pugs made me raugh roudest...way you go

[pugwash]

:U Here's another ....

[chrisb691]

Okay, we're ready. Push the starter button, and we'll see if we can spot the problem.









ps. that's a really nice deriere.

[mic-d]

Bit hard to identify only from the rear end, but I'd say she's either Russian or Chinese. My guess is a MIG 29. And you thought I meant something else...

Cheers
Michael

[A Duke]

Good by cruel world

[Ozkaban]

Afterburners ready to let rip, sir!

[Sawdust Maker]

Male cleavage?

or

is my bum big in this?

[underfoot]

..And so Betty-Sue...if'n I can fit one o these here things in yer pickup....you'd be gettin to yer pole dancin classes a whole lot quicker...

[Chief Tiff]

Unhappy with the Navy having all the good jokes, the RAAF introduce their version of the "Golden Rivet"

[mic-d]

Here Fifi, here Fifi, whistle whistle.

Cheers
Michael

[pugwash]

The mental image of this was too hard to resist.


Okay, we're ready. Push the starter button, and we'll see if we can spot the problem.

You go Chris.









ps. that's a really nice deriere.

[chrisb691]

Thank you pugwash.

[A Duke]

I wonder if I really Have nine lives?

[pugwash]

While Tiddles holds the burglars attention Rambo the Rottwieler sneaks up behind him.

[pugwash]

Look out! Cat burglar!

[cookie48]

Damn I'm in trouble now. He has 9 lives, I only have 6 bullets.

[Ozkaban]

I's the fastest kittee in the West!

You Fires, I Catches!

[mic-d]

This is my disarming look. You are now totally under my power...

Cheers
Michael

[Sawdust Maker]

can I go to the bathroom?

[chrisb691]

Damn I'm in trouble now. He has 9 lives, I only have 6 bullets.
The batton is passed to cookie48.

[cookie48]

Try this one folks.:rolleyes:

[A Duke]

The size of the sparks are directly proportionate to the angle of the grinder and her monkey.

[mic-d]

I searched google for a picture of the space shuttle. But this picture is what it returned. I searched for "vehicle with big fat external fuel tank that farts sparks"

Cheers
Michael

[chrisb691]

Acceleration is improved no end, when you light up the farts. It's sort of like the after-burner on a jet.

[Cliff Rogers]

This is one case where a picture is worth a thousand words....

get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off get off

[mic-d]

there are 216 more words than you need:p

Cheers
Michael

[Woodwould]

Guinness Land Speed Record coordinator present... CHECK!
Bike all lubed up... CHECK!
Clear road ahead... CHECK!
Fat chick full of baked beans...er...yup... CHECK!
Ignitor on... CHECK!
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

[Sawdust Maker]

Hey Harry
How come there's more drag on the rear end when your sister's on the bike?

[pugwash]

So THAT'S why the back tyres are always fatter than the front!
I always wondered....

[Pac man]

The tyre salesman's delight!

[Sawdust Maker]

I only take her out for the new years eve fireworks

[Claw Hama]

Hallys commet in the daylight

[Chief Tiff]

If you really loved me you'd stop complaining and fit a stronger sub-frame

[Chief Tiff]

Sparks started to fly when Deano explained that they were religiously incompatable; he was Jewish and she was a pig.......

[cookie48]

OK sweety after burner please

[mic-d]

C,mon Cookie:fisch::fisch::kickcan::sleep5:You know the second part of the game, you have to choose the winner :p:)
Quick game's a good game.

Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

You know, Deano, that rear end is never gonna last like that.

Whyssat?

Well, it's clearly Carbon Steel, not HSS...

(sorry for the woodworking reference :rolleyes:)

[cookie48]

The size of the sparks are directly proportionate to the angle of the grinder and her monkey.
Go for it A Duke. Love the monkey bit:D

[wheelinround]

5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Thundebirds Are GO!!!!

[A Duke]

Thanks.
Give this one a go.

[cookie48]

But poppy there is now damn motor, how do you expect me to move my but.

[Ozkaban]

It's no Ariel Atom (http://www.arielmotor.co.uk/full_screen_v2.html) Daddy, but it was nice of you to try :2tsup:

[Sawdust Maker]

Hey Dad, no brakes no seatbelt - it'll never get through rego

[underfoot]

You call this a car?....where's the vanity mirror?..where's the coffee cup holder?...where's the ipod connectivity?..
I..don't...think...so..

[Cliff Rogers]

Ummm..... my feet..... where do I put my feet?

[Cliff Rogers]

Well do you have one that IS ready for a test drive?

[pugwash]

Waddaya mean pink paint will be 300 bucks extra?

[Sawdust Maker]

No Mirror
Where do I hang the the cute pink bear

[mic-d]

Hey, what are you trying to pull here, what kind of driving simulator game is this? There's no screen for fancy graphics and no dolby surround sound! Get real Dad!

Cheers
Michael

[wheelinround]

When I said I wanted a Bugatti I meant a Bugatti Veyron

[pugwash]

"To be honest daddy, I wouldn't bother with the airconditioner!"

[Claw Hama]

Daaaaad,,,,I just want a Barbyyyyyy.

[tea lady]

So DaaaaAAAAaaaaaaaaaaD? Can I have a pair of break shoes to go with it? :D

[A Duke]

Well do you have one that IS ready for a test drive?

There were some really good ones there but I think I will give it to Cliff, so over to you Cliff.

It's probably the wrong place, but here is a bit more of my step son's build of his daughter's car.
1) Test drive
2) Finished. (Before any one says it should be blue, Pugwash was nearly right only it was red not pink she wanted.

[tea lady]

:DSo did she get brake shoes? :rolleyes::D

[A Duke]

Hi TL,
It looks like a bare foot on the peddle to me. Maybe that's why there is a rope tied to the finished car.
Regards

[tea lady]

Hi TL,
It looks like a bear foot on the peddle to me. Maybe that's why there is a rope tied to the finished car.
Regards:U Very nice car BTW!:cool:

[Cliff Rogers]

Hmmmm..... :think:

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=164905&stc=1&d=1300705126

[AlexS]

You put your right leg in, you put your right leg out ....

[A Duke]

Tweet te woo!

[mic-d]

gerbils give me gas

Cheers
Michael

[cookie48]

I thought I was a dog

[Claw Hama]

So Mr Miyagi is it? why do I need the Crane stance?

[pugwash]

And this is the dying swan from Swan Lake.

[pugwash]

This breakdancing is a real hoot!

[Sawdust Maker]

With my skates on, I glide like this

[Sawdust Maker]

They always blink first when I do this

[Groggy]

Arrggghhh, toe-cramp!

[Cliff Rogers]

Quick, pull my finger, pull my finger, pull my... don't worry, yer too late now.

[mic-d]

So puny human lets complete the test of who is master. I passed your challenge to stand on one leg, now you must pass my challenge to stand on none.
Cheers
Michael

[Ozkaban]

Geez this rock is heavy...

[chrisb691]

Doooooiiiiiiingggggg the Owly Rock.

(you have to supply your own music)

[pugwash]

Geez this rock is heavy...

:U:U:2tsup::U:U

[Sawdust Maker]

Doooooiiiiiiingggggg the Owly Rock.

(you have to supply your own music)

Ya bvgga
Haven't been able to get it out of my mind all arvo :doh:

[chrisb691]

ya bvgga
haven't been able to get it out of my mind all arvo :doh:
:d

[Cliff Rogers]

I liked the Hokey Pokey the best, your turn Alex. :2tsup:

[AlexS]

Here ya go.

[Ozkaban]

The Innagural Uni of Western Sydney Cycle Race proves that Intelligence and Commonsense are two very different things :D

[Cliff Rogers]

Clown Preschool.

[rotten_66]

I was supposed to be in that race but was "Two Tyred",


Ron

[Woodwould]

Japanese beachgoers beg lifts from children riding the latest Tsunami Escape Cycles.