How to tell if a cat is dead

[silentC]

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.

"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I p!ssed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.

"You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

[echnidna]

He sounds like a fast learner

[Baz]

I bet the kids name is Johnny.

[Kev Y.]

Now that is MY kind of cat!