Onions & Christmas Trees

[Baz]

> A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father,
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> Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
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> The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
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> breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and
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> Firm.
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> In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but Hanging
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> "Onions?"
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> "Yes, see them and they make you cry."
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> This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum , how
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> many kind of penises are there?"
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> The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers,
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> Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his
penis
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> is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it Is like
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> birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas
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> tree."
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> "A Christmas tree?"
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> "Yes, dead from the root up & the balls are there for decoration only!