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groverwa
28th July 2010, 04:40 AM
Dr. Bimini Bob's Tips For Getting Through Life

A. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

B. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

C. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.

D. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan!

Mr Brush
28th July 2010, 12:29 PM
I think that covers just about everything.........:D

Oh, maybe just add -

E. Never eat more than you can lift.

(which has served me well.....)