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joe greiner
1st July 2010, 09:18 PM
A famous cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.

A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral .... I'm a proctologist."

Grumpy John
1st July 2010, 09:27 PM
:rofl::clap:

Carry Pine
1st July 2010, 10:59 PM
I'm going to look it up now.

CP

Cliff Rogers
1st July 2010, 11:40 PM
While you are at it, look up gynecologist. :D

joe greiner
2nd July 2010, 09:14 PM
While you are at it, look up gynecologist. :D

In the version sent to me, he was in fact a gynecologist. But I thought a proctologist would be funnier.:D

Cheers,
Joe

rsser
6th July 2010, 01:02 PM
:roflmao2:

Rum Pig
6th July 2010, 01:28 PM
:2tsup::2tsup::2tsup::2tsup: