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Phil Spencer
25th June 2010, 04:30 PM
Now that Australia now has a female Prime Minister, there will now be a Prime Ministers partner/husband that the nation needs to make allowances for. I think that it is about time that there is a National Shed erected in the grounds of the Lodge.

This National Shed could be equipped with a set of National tools ( a national drill press, a National saw and National thicknesser and National jointer etc...) there would also need to be a National ladder so as the 'First Man' can clean the spouting and a National lawn mower so he can cut the grass.

What tools would you like to see in the National Shed?

Woodwould
25th June 2010, 04:37 PM
A gallows.

petersemple
25th June 2010, 04:54 PM
We were joking about this here at work this morning. The paper have dubbed him "The First Bloke" because reportedly he likes a beer and I wanted to know if he has a shed, because I'm not sure he gets to be "The First Bloke" unless he's got a shed (and a few shed spiders as well).

Peter

Woodwould
25th June 2010, 05:07 PM
Do hairdressers have sheds?

Ironwood
25th June 2010, 05:14 PM
He might need a shed to sharpen his clippers :)

Phil Spencer
25th June 2010, 05:15 PM
Do hairdressers have sheds?

Wonder if he will entertain Obama's Michelle when they visit and how will he entrain her.

Woodwould
25th June 2010, 05:24 PM
Wonder if he will entertain Obama's Michelle when they visit and how will he entrain her.
I'm sure they could find something to get up to... I mean, they are adults. Perhaps not in the shed though.

Phil Spencer
25th June 2010, 05:27 PM
I'm sure they could find something to get up to... I mean, they are adults. Perhaps not in the shed though.

You mean style her hair of course :)

Woodwould
25th June 2010, 05:28 PM
You mean style her hair of course :)
What else would they have in common?

cultana
26th June 2010, 10:49 PM
Sounds as he would fit into the chap bracket more than the bloke group..

Apologies for using that C word, but in this case seem it had to be said.