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rsser
25th June 2010, 10:00 AM
Grrr.
Up early this morning, fluoro's on in the shed; a bird comes in chasing the midges attracted to the lights. Does a circuit, craps and hits me in two spots and flies out.
The day can only get better :rolleyes:
(The white and brown components clearly have different densities; the brown travelled further!).
Mulgabill
25th June 2010, 10:18 AM
Astute analysis Ern:;!
Woodwould
25th June 2010, 10:43 AM
Are you sure the bird didn't mistake your chin for its nest and crapped itself at the last moment when it realised its mistake?
Waldo
25th June 2010, 10:47 AM
Strewth, so it did a bombing run. :D
I thought the war was over long a go. :?
tea lady
25th June 2010, 10:49 AM
Its supposed to be good luck isn't it? :think:
Phil Spencer
25th June 2010, 11:05 AM
Its supposed to be good luck isn't it? :think:
Good luck for the bird :doh:
Grumpy John
25th June 2010, 11:14 AM
Apparently birds only have one orifice for disposing of "waste matter". If humans develop the same way it will do away with need for dual flush toilets :D.
rsser
25th June 2010, 11:18 AM
Yeah, IIRC the white stuff coats the acidic waste and stops their rings from burning. Not that I care.
lightwood
25th June 2010, 12:16 PM
Grrr.
Up early this morning, fluoro's on in the shed; a bird comes in chasing the midges attracted to the lights. Does a circuit, craps and hits me in two spots and flies out.
The day can only get better :rolleyes:
(The white and brown components clearly have different densities; the brown travelled further!).
Ern,
before I read your post I was certain it was about politics...both of them.., state & federal...:doh:
Maybe it is an...allegoric story .....ummmm....I think that's it.:;
Regards,
Peter
tea lady
25th June 2010, 01:01 PM
Maybe something about a bird being in the top job?:rolleyes::p
Not that I mind that. :p
Sturdee
25th June 2010, 05:22 PM
Grrr.
Up early this morning, .
Ern that's the problem, getting up early these cold mornings.:D If you slept in like me this would not have happened.
Peter.
rsser
25th June 2010, 05:47 PM
LOL, I've been shat upon one way or another by birds more than once and with justification at times, but a literal event in the inner sanctum, pffft! This little avian got from the outer shed into the inner one, and after marking me in white and brown perched on one of the many clamps attached to one of the rafters. Checking out the effectiveness of its cross hairs I expect. Had to be shooed out.
RedShirtGuy
25th June 2010, 06:35 PM
You shouldn't have stood still for so long. It obviously thought you were a statue :)
bsrlee
25th June 2010, 10:57 PM
Just be thankful it wasn't a disgusting, vile pigeon.
jimbur
25th June 2010, 11:49 PM
Just be thankful it wasn't a disgusting, vile pigeon.
Now, now. No birdist remarks:D
Cheers,
Jim
tea lady
26th June 2010, 12:28 AM
This little avian got from the outer shed into the inner one, They are pretty cunning. Can find their way all the way into the super market and out again.:D
rsser
2nd July 2010, 05:17 PM
Fair nuff re birdism ....
(I'm a closet birdist I have to confess; love a good set of curves. Only as inspiration for bowl forms mind :wink: )
Phil Spencer
2nd July 2010, 05:37 PM
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(I'm a closet birdist I have to confess; love a good set of curves. Only as inspiration for bowl forms mind :wink: )[/QUOTE]
Do you mean the feathered variety?