Barry_White
21st June 2010, 06:27 PM
Paul Keating, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask if its useable.
The devil tells them it is only for calling back to Earth.<o:p></o:p>
Putin then asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars. Putin writes him a cheque.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
The devil says " That'll be 6 million dollars,".....
so Queen Elizabeth writes him a cheque.
Finally Paul Keating got his turn and spoke for 4 hours.
Surprised, the devil told him there would be no charge for his call and to feel free to call Australia anytime.<o:p></o:p>
When Putin hears this he went ballistic and asked the devil to explain why<o:p></o:p>
Keating got to call Australia for free.
The devil smirked ...."Since Rudd became Prime Minister of the Australia,<o:p></o:p>
the country has gone to hell, so it's only a local call...."<o:p></o:p>
While there, they spy a red phone and ask if its useable.
The devil tells them it is only for calling back to Earth.<o:p></o:p>
Putin then asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars. Putin writes him a cheque.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
The devil says " That'll be 6 million dollars,".....
so Queen Elizabeth writes him a cheque.
Finally Paul Keating got his turn and spoke for 4 hours.
Surprised, the devil told him there would be no charge for his call and to feel free to call Australia anytime.<o:p></o:p>
When Putin hears this he went ballistic and asked the devil to explain why<o:p></o:p>
Keating got to call Australia for free.
The devil smirked ...."Since Rudd became Prime Minister of the Australia,<o:p></o:p>
the country has gone to hell, so it's only a local call...."<o:p></o:p>