Free Sex!!!

[Christopha]

A petrol station in Port Adelaide was trying to increase its sales so the
> owner
> put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-up". Soon a local footy player
> pulled
> in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
> The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10......., if he guessed
> correctly, he would get his Free Sex.
> The footy player then guessed 8, the proprietor said, "You were close.
> The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
>
> A week later, the same footy player, along with a mate, Trevor, pulled in
> for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again
> gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The
> footy player guessed 2 this time, again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was
> 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.
>
> As they were driving away, the player said to his mate, "I think that
> game
> is rigged and he doesn't give away free sex."
>
> Trevor replied, "No it ain't rigged Gavin, ........Hell, my missus won
> twice last week!"