The Morning After The Machine's Party

[Termite]

Bandsaw - I feel like I've got a tight band around my head.
Jointer - I'm a bit flat this morning.
Scraper - OK who hooked me last night.
Thicknesser - my head feels a bit thick.
Burnisher - I'm sorry if I acted like a hooker.
Tablesaw - Don't feel real sharp.
Chisel - I've lost my edge.
2HP DC - I'll never mix my sawdust again.
Plane - I think I've lost my soul.
Screwdriver - I didn't did I!

[barnsey]

Operator: You guys used me last night!!!
So now I'm going to use you!

Back to work Termite :D

[arose62]

Square - don't know what you guys are complaining about. I feel fine!

[Christopha]

Router.... did I get a bit?
Drill press........I hope I wasn't too boring.
Lathe..... I'm done to a turn.
Flat thing on wall with lotsa nails...... Rack off youse lot!

[arose62]

Sander - I'm feeling a bit rough.
Triton SuperJaws - I need to get a grip!
Hammer - I feel like I've been hit on the head.
Curly Decorative Iron Strip - Whoa! Have I been on a bender!

[AlexS]

Any GMC tool - I feel so cheap!

[ozwinner]

Flat thing on wall with lotsa nails...... Rack off youse lot!
Taken a while, but I see youse is getting back to youse old self.. :D :D
Which I think is a gooder thing BTW.

Al :)