Grammar is important

[Woodwould]

Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

[Waldo]

:rotfl:

:yes: :2tsup:

[daninjt]

Gotta pay that one. :2tsup:

[rotten_66]

Much mirth was had by me,

Ron

[fenderbelly]

:2tsup::2tsup: will pay that

[Calm]

please explain - it is the same both times - don't get it. :?:?:?

cheers

[weisyboy]

:2tsup:

[Frank&Earnest]

please explain - it is the same both times - don't get it. :?:?:?

cheers

Didn't either - had to check the Maquarie dictionary of Australian colloquial language. it means that the uncle is a horse breeder providing for artificial insemination. :rolleyes:

[artme]

:roflmao::roflmao:

[rhancock]

:roflmao::roflmao:

Is that for the joke, or the explanation?:rolleyes:

[RedShirtGuy]

SWMBO just informed me that she used this in one of her post-grad uni classes (English teaching) last week. She wrote it up on the whiteboard and got only 3 laughs, 11 "we are not amused"s and 1 "aren't you just about to become a mother!!?!?"

And that's why I love her :U

[chrisrjones5456]

Commas are also important. Compare

A woman without her man, is nothing.

with

A woman, without her, man is nothing.