The Red Phone

[Big Shed]

John Howard, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
she writes him a check.

Finally John Howard gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Howard got to call Australia so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Rudd took over, the country has
gone to hell, so it's a local call.

[wheelinround]

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Think thats bad wait till Gillard takes over (Margret Thatchers under study )

[Chesand]

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Think thats bad wait till Gillard takes over (Margret Thatchers under study )

I hope those over in the nitpicker's thread do not see this.

[munruben]

Good one Fred:D:2tsup:

[Barry_White]

Big Shed

The trouble is that I am working on a big list of jobs my wife has going and I don't get to spend much time on here these days and I don't get to see all the posts that get posted and if you miss them it's to hard to keep track of them.

[rod1949]

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Think thats bad wait till Gillard takes over (Margret Thatchers under study )

God help us if that happens, she talks down to us and talks so s l o w that one falls asleep.

[Spanner69]

God help us if that happens, she talks down to us and talks so s l o w that one falls asleep.


Well it has happend and she has been in the top job for a week now.

Thoughts any one .... oh hang on sorry this is the joke forum. SIC :q