Safe Sex

[Kev Y.]

A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day.
While fishing, the old man starts talking about how
times have changed. The young man picks up on this
and starts talking about the various problems and
diseases going around.

Teen says, "Grandpa, they didn't have a whole lot
of problems with all these diseases when you were
young did they?"

Grandpa replies, "Nope."

Teen says, "Well, what did you guys use for safe sex?"

Grandpa replies, "A wedding ring."

[bigAl]

On ya Grandpa.

I've always used a false name and gone to her place...