Olympic Condoms

[Kev Y.]

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of
Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.
Upon getting home he announces to his wife the
purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "What makes them so
special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver
and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks.
"Why, Gold, of course!" says the man proudly.
The wife responds ruefully, "Why don't you wear Silver.
It would be nice if you finished second for a change!"