gemi_babe
21st September 2004, 11:23 PM
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a a bit too far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death [good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [might work better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]
<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on">Enfield</st1:City> (<st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">London)</st1:place></st1:City> Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning Faces <st1:place w:st="on">Battery </st1:place>Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what comes from eating all those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken!]
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [That was really giving of himself!]
<st1:PlaceName w:st="on">Local</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType w:st="on">High School</st1:PlaceType> Dropouts Cut in Half [<st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Texas</st1:place></st1:State> Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [I certainly hope so!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a a bit too far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death [good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [might work better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]
<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on">Enfield</st1:City> (<st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">London)</st1:place></st1:City> Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning Faces <st1:place w:st="on">Battery </st1:place>Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what comes from eating all those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken!]
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [That was really giving of himself!]
<st1:PlaceName w:st="on">Local</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType w:st="on">High School</st1:PlaceType> Dropouts Cut in Half [<st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Texas</st1:place></st1:State> Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [I certainly hope so!]