Wheelinrounds dilemma

[munruben]

Ray (Wheelinround) went shopping a couple of weeks ago at the local supermarket and bought 4 toilet brushes.
He rang me yesterday and told me he has decided to go back to using toilet paper.

[AUSSIE]

WHAT! -Has Wheely got thin skin or something?The brushes work OK for me:oo:

[wheelinround]

Your right John I was feeling a bit daggy for a few days but I decided to wipe away my sorrows instead. :roll:

[Allan at Wallan]

Bummer.:D

Allan

[munruben]

WHAT! -Has Wheely got thin skin or something?The brushes work OK for me:oo:You mean you stopped using 80 grit paper Ross.:)

[Calm]

You mean you stopped using 80 grit paper Ross.:)

What do others do with their worn out paper i thought everyone used it in the loo - just like old phone books in years gone by.:?

[wheelinround]

What do others do with their worn out paper i thought everyone used it in the loo - just like old phone books in years gone by.:?

:rofl:Ink comes of phone books so easy so this why they now you as old black a**

[wheelinround]

As for worn out toilet paper I never never never re-use it :U

[munruben]

As for worn out toilet paper I never never never re-use it :UBut in the interest of economy, always use both sides of the paper. :)

[Rodgera]

Back in the good old days of the Army.
We were given three sheet of loo paper in each ration pack.
One to wash, one to wipe and one to polish.

[K_S]

Indian Toilet Paper

The Indian that needed toilet paper.

There's this Indian that needs toilet paper and goes into the trading post to get some.

Indian: Me need toilet paper.

Clerk: Well, we carry three brands, White Cloud, Charmin and the no-name brand. What roll would you like?

Indian: White Cloud sound like Indian name, me take roll of White Cloud.

Clerk: White cloud sells for $2.00 a roll. That will be $2.00 chief.

Indian: $2.00 too much, me don't have much money. How much Charmin toilet paper?

Clerk: Charmin is $1.00 a roll.

Indian: That still too much. How much is no-name toilet paper?

Clerk: 25 cents a roll.

Indian: Me take roll no-name toilet paper.

So the Indian takes the toilet paper back to his teepee uses it and goes back to the trading post.

Indian: Me have name for no-name toilet paper.

Clerk: And what would that be?

Indian: Me call it "John Wayne" toilet paper.

Clerk: "John Wayne" toilet paper, why do you call it that name?

Indian: Because it rough, it tough and takes no #### off Indian.

[Christos]

I got into this late but really it is just toilet humour.




:doh:

[The Bleeder]

I got into this late but really it is just toilet humour.




:doh:


I think it should be flushed away.

[wheelinround]

I think it should be flushed away.


With a name like The Bleeder it points to hemariods :oo:

[The Bleeder]

Touche but no

[Christos]

I see that we are still in the bowl. :U

[The Bleeder]

Seat up or down

[armourj]

While we are taking about seats, can anyone explain the strange insistence by some women that blokes leave the seat down? A puzzle.

[Scorp]

Ah, but I live alone, and insist that all females using "the facility" put the seat back UP!!!!

[K_S]

Why not compromise and provide a little prop to leave it @ 45 degrees.
Both parties should be happy with that. :no:
Not too hard for a woodie to fix one of life little problems. :D

[munruben]

While we are taking about seats, can anyone explain the strange insistence by some women that blokes leave the seat down? A puzzle.Can't understand that myself either, haven't you seen the mess you cause when you leave the seat down when you use the toilet.?:doh:

[wheelinround]

Can't understand that myself either, haven't you seen the mess you cause when you leave the seat down when you use the toilet.?:doh:

No but finding glad wrap has been put across the top has resulted in a few surprises:U for some.

[munruben]

No but finding glad wrap has been put across the top has resulted in a few surprises:U for some.:doh::D

[The Bleeder]

No but finding glad wrap has been put across the top has resulted in a few surprises:U for some.

Wheelin'

You didn't go to the Uni of NSW and live in New College in the mid 70's did you ?

BTW vegemite on a black toilet seat produced some interesting comments.

[wheelinround]

Wheelin'

You didn't go to the Uni of NSW and live in New College in the mid 70's did you ?

BTW vegemite on a black toilet seat produced some interesting comments.

No had some friends who did though haven't seen a black toilet seat since about those times ..........could be why!! :U

[artme]

These jokes are beginning to brown me off!!

[munruben]

These jokes are beginning to brown me off!!Thought you might be blown away Arthur:D

[Allan at Wallan]

These toilet jokes are not even dunny,
... sorry, funny.:D

Allan