Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MKIII

[ubeaut]

This is part 3 of the most popular post on the BB. Part 1 was closed at 2000 posts in April 2002 and MK2 is getting a bit full and beginning to run slow. Together part 1 and MK2 totaled over 5,500 posts or would have if doorstop hadn't spat the dummy.

The last posting on MK2 is the first posting in this one.

MK2 is now closed so don't try to post to it cos nuffin will happen.

Cheers - Neil http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Neil]

Lemonade :D

[Grunt]

Coke

[silentC]

sniff

[goat]

baked beans:o

[craigb]

flatulence

[Termite]

fart

[PaulS]

old

[JackoH]

age.

[Geoff Dean]

herald sun

[goat]

moon

[Caliban]

this is true.
I once taught a kid whose surname was Lowe and her given name was Moon, but the best part was the middle name her hippy parents gave the poor kid-it was , glow.
Moon glow Lowe. :o

[Geoff Dean]

Look left and Bart will give you a moon

[goat]

homer

[Termite]

pidgen

[craigb]

english

[goat]

poms

[Termite]

chains

[Alastair]

Yanking my

[Termite]

crank

[goat]

handle

[Grunt]

axe

[bitingmidge]

stratocaster

[Medal Collector]

pick-up

[Tankstand]

Truck

[AlexS]

Load

[John Saxton]

O' bulldust

[Dirty Den]

Shaggy Dog Stories

[JackoH]

Lassie, come home. :(

[Christopha]

and eat the cat!

[Alastair]

Pussy ---- cat?

[Caliban]

mouse

[AlexS]

Tom 'n' Jerry

[Dirty Den]

Pussy Galore

[Christopha]

!!!! omigod!!!! WARNING! WARNING Will Robinson!!!

[Termite]

dalek

[Grunt]

Tom Baker

[goat]

scarfe

[ernknot]

barf

[goat]

carrots

[Christopha]

Au

[PAH1]

Gold

[ernknot]

mould

[Grunt]

slime

[Dirty Den]

Little Johnnie

[PaulS]

mark

[Barry_White]

Time

[John Saxton]

Magazine

'waits for no man'

is on my side...stones

for time'

[Kev Y.]

Time....


is RELATIVE

[fxst]

Aunt

[John Saxton]

Aunty Jack ;)

[Grunt]

Rip your bloody arms off

[AlexS]

...and beat you to death with the soggy end.

[ernknot]

(h)armless

[oges]

legless

[Dirty Den]

Nearly Headless Nick

[Caliban]

doesn't qualify...

[Kev Y.]

Jana Pitman

;) :rolleyes: :cool: (some B@#$%^D keeps changing the smilies!)

[Alastair]

Drama queen!

[craigb]

pain in the bum

[Alastair]

Bum knee?

[Caliban]

dicky knee

[RETIRED]

Hey Hey!

[Dirty Den]

Blondes are dumb where I come from.

[ernknot]

mu jing fang plane?

[Ben from Vic.]

China Airport

[Ivan in Oz]

China Plate (s)


G'day Mate!

Ivan in Oz

[bitingmidge]

Plates of meat.

[goat]

feet

[Christopha]

In Mouth!!

[Grunt]

Teeth

[John Saxton]

Over bite.....big loan

[ernknot]

Big loan - big moan

[AlexS]

The Loan Arranger

[Caliban]

sloan ranger

[Christopha]

Lady Die

[Grunt]

The lady is a tramp

[Caliban]

cranky Frankie

[Ivan in Oz]

Blue Eyes

Ivan in Oz.... Where he left from in a Huff

[JackoH]

Rat Pack!.. :cool:

[Caliban]

molly ringwold???? whatever her name was, is????

[Grunt]

Moldy old ring

[Barry_White]

Lord of the Ring

[Alastair]

Ding Dong

[Termite]

drysedale

[PaulS]

clydesdale

[Caliban]

hung like a ...

[goat]

horse power

[craigb]

Watt

[Caliban]

steam engine

[PaulS]

puffing billy

[Caliban]

silly Billy

[Termite]

billy goat

[Caliban]

horny goat weed

[Christopha]

Poke Root

[Alastair]

Root root?

[RETIRED]

Botanic Gardens

[Alastair]

Bats

[craigb]

in the belfry

[Christopha]

Quasimodo