Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MKIII

[echnidna]

Dead Poets Society

[Grunt]

Mrs Doubtfire

[echnidna]

drag

[ernknot]

queen

[Rodgera]

Pricilla :D :D

[echnidna]

desert

[craigb]

Peach Melba

[oges]

dame nellie ..

[Rodgera]

Melbourne :cool:

[echnidna]

www next weekend

[Rodgera]

Best offer in town

[AlexS]

Freebie

[Rodgera]

El cheapo

[Kev Y.]

ozito

[bitingmidge]

yellow

[JackoH]

Triton? :rolleyes:

[Geoff Dean]

Mitsubishi

[Kev Y.]

Not so squeezie

[ernknot]

ball room

[Dirty Den]

Baggy shorts

[echnidna]

Baggy Green

[Caliban]

patriotism

[Rodgera]

Patriot Missile

[echnidna]

Big Bang

[Grunt]

Big Banana

[Caliban]

split

[bitingmidge]

it's the fuzz!

[John Saxton]

It'sROBBO...finger poised :D

[Rodgera]

Erecto Digitalis Medialis

[Kev Y.]

stiff member?

[Rodgera]

The Labor Party after last weekend

[Caliban]

and with that comment, actually pushed the button because it had become patently clear that no one read the no politics rules.

[Alastair]

Election

(solly )

[Grunt]

Won Hung Lo

[RETIRED]

Weally? :)

[Kev Y.]

bin

[Christopha]

liner

[Kev Y.]

criuse :p

[Rodgera]

Missile

[John Saxton]

Donut

[Rodgera]

Jam

[AlexS]

Toe

[Rodgera]

Sock

[Dirty Den]

Hop

[RETIRED]

scotch

[Rodgera]

Vb

[JackoH]

Vd!

[Rodgera]

Quick Penicillin

[AlexS]

Nuthin' to clap about!

[Rodgera]

No just a shot in the arm

[Dirty Den]

A scoial disease that deserves a round of applause

[Rodgera]

clap trap

[echnidna]

Balderdash

[Grunt]

I've got a rash

[echnidna]

Calamine lotion

[Rodgera]

Does that make you a rash-in-all person???

[bitingmidge]

I've got a rash

Is that all there is?

[Grunt]

No, I've got AIDS, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and Herpes.

I'm an incurrable romantic.

[Dirty Den]

AIDS - Acquired Income Deficency Syndrom

[Rodgera]

[QUOTE=Grunt]No, I've got AIDS, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and Herpes.QUOTE]

So what do you give a man who has everything ;) :rolleyes: :cool: :p

[Geoff Dean]

Hey Grunt,

A diet that may help with your medical problems.

Flounder, pita bread and after dinner mints,

Reason: they are the only things that can be pushed under the door. :D :D :D :D

Regards, Geoff

[AlexS]

I got chirpes from kissing the budgie...

...and there's no tweetment!

[JackoH]

And we all know how you get 'Hearing Aids' Don't we? :rolleyes:

(Answer will be forwarded in plain brown wrapper, courtesy of .) :D

By the way I thought Chirpies was tweetable. :confused:

[bitingmidge]

sniffelys

(what Eskimos get from rubbing noses!)

[Rodgera]

up ya nose

[oges]

.. with a rubber hose :D

[Grunt]

rubber balloons

[Dirty Den]

Silicon Balloons

[echnidna]

Boob job

[Grunt]

cranium job

[ernknot]

desk job

[echnidna]

rather be a woodie

[Dirty Den]

Chip off the ole block

[Kev Y.]

he was just a splinter of his former self!

[AlexS]

thumbnail

[Alastair]

Hammer

[Grunt]

sickle

[JackoH]

Sicko!

[Christopha]

Yeah? Waddayawant?

[echnidna]

Hamburger with the lot and a coke

[Rodgera]

ahh coke what an ecstacy

[echnidna]

heaven

[Rodgera]

Serendipity ;) ;)

[AlexS]

dippity doo dah

[Grunt]

Victa

[Alastair]

bloody lawn

[Christopha]

Lorne Greene

[ernknot]

Green Lawn

[echnidna]

ahhh not mowing again!!!!

[Caliban]

Aarhm (I'm) not moving again.

[Rodgera]

Buy a sheep its better

[AlexS]

Just get a good looking one...with latex lips and electronic edge-of-cliff function

[Kev Y.]

BAAAAAA humbug

[Grunt]

scrooge

[JackoH]

Bloody Christmas!

[Alastair]

Sunday Bloody Sunday

[Kev Y.]

Bathurst

[Dirty Den]

Kangaroo Killers

[Christopha]

roo bars

[bitingmidge]

superoo