View Full Version : Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MKIII
Christopha
26th July 2005, 03:14 PM
U and Doorstop on tour.....
Tikki
26th July 2005, 03:41 PM
too much hair! :D
Ashore
26th July 2005, 03:47 PM
and an ear for music
HappyHammer
26th July 2005, 04:00 PM
Van Gogh
Ashore
26th July 2005, 04:56 PM
Vincent ( great Bike )
AlexS
26th July 2005, 05:29 PM
Town bike
Gingermick
26th July 2005, 07:57 PM
But I can't ride
Grunt
26th July 2005, 08:34 PM
You can run but you can't hide.
Harry72
27th July 2005, 01:42 AM
Run to the hills I say... run to the hills.
echnidna
27th July 2005, 09:48 AM
The sky is falling....
oges
27th July 2005, 09:57 AM
chicken little
Ashore
27th July 2005, 09:57 AM
Don't be a little chicken
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
echnidna
27th July 2005, 10:12 AM
What bouta pidgeon
Grunt
27th July 2005, 10:30 AM
5 for bugger all
HappyHammer
27th July 2005, 10:33 AM
All for one
AlexS
27th July 2005, 02:03 PM
...and one for me :D
Ashore
27th July 2005, 03:07 PM
Three mouse cat ears
HappyHammer
27th July 2005, 03:41 PM
One of them human on his back
echnidna
27th July 2005, 06:36 PM
grease monkey
Grunt
27th July 2005, 08:14 PM
Zed
Kev Y.
28th July 2005, 06:50 PM
or if he was from the you nighted states, he would be called ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D :D
echnidna
28th July 2005, 07:03 PM
wheeeeeeeeeeeee
Ashore
28th July 2005, 09:58 PM
Need a toilet
AlexS
28th July 2005, 11:25 PM
here's one
www.sulabhtoiletmuseum.org
Ashore
28th July 2005, 11:37 PM
on shanks pony
Cliff Rogers
29th July 2005, 12:11 AM
Yankee Doodle Dandy
Grunt
29th July 2005, 09:14 AM
Yank His Doodle
Dirty Den
29th July 2005, 09:19 AM
Septic Tank
Ashore
29th July 2005, 10:10 AM
Abrams
oges
29th July 2005, 06:01 PM
tank
Ashore
29th July 2005, 06:06 PM
20,000 gallons
growl
29th July 2005, 06:11 PM
91000 litres
Ashore
29th July 2005, 06:20 PM
380.95238 hogsheads
AlexS
29th July 2005, 11:08 PM
180,000 firkins
echnidna
29th July 2005, 11:51 PM
thatsa lotta booze
Skew ChiDAMN!!
30th July 2005, 12:05 AM
Alcohol fuelled car: 2 pubs to the mile
echnidna
30th July 2005, 12:17 AM
wot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wasting booze on a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skew ChiDAMN!!
30th July 2005, 12:45 AM
Tight nut behind the steering wheel...
Harry72
30th July 2005, 09:31 AM
Honk if your horny!
Harry72
30th July 2005, 09:34 AM
Toot toot Toot toot... He he, where's that confounded SWMBO... Ah there she'd be... guys see ya later Im busy!
Kev Y.
30th July 2005, 11:12 AM
Harry72, Missing in Action :) :D
Grunt
30th July 2005, 11:28 AM
Action Man
oges
30th July 2005, 12:49 PM
inspector gadget
skot
31st July 2005, 08:18 PM
Inspector Morse
Harry72
31st July 2005, 08:23 PM
Code
echnidna
31st July 2005, 09:06 PM
Buffalo Bill
AlexS
31st July 2005, 09:55 PM
Wild Bill
Grunt
31st July 2005, 10:11 PM
Wild one
JohnM
1st August 2005, 12:22 AM
any one?
Ashore
1st August 2005, 01:45 AM
some one surely
AlexS
1st August 2005, 01:45 PM
One hung low
Cliff Rogers
1st August 2005, 01:57 PM
Not me.
Grunt
1st August 2005, 08:55 PM
it was him -->
echnidna
1st August 2005, 09:36 PM
which hymn ???
JohnM
1st August 2005, 11:47 PM
Number 23
Cliff Rogers
1st August 2005, 11:57 PM
Only Kashmiri’s recite hymn number 23...
http://ikashmir.org/religion/shivmahaminastotrum.html
echnidna
2nd August 2005, 12:03 AM
Hallejulah
JohnM
2nd August 2005, 12:19 AM
chorus
Harry72
2nd August 2005, 01:33 AM
Intro goes 1st
Cliff Rogers
2nd August 2005, 01:38 AM
G'day, my name is Cliff.
Kev Y.
2nd August 2005, 05:52 AM
drop over
(well someone was gunna have to say it)
oges
2nd August 2005, 09:29 AM
.. for a beer
AlexS
2nd August 2005, 01:10 PM
...or a red
Grunt
2nd August 2005, 04:23 PM
deserve a reddie for that.
growl
2nd August 2005, 04:38 PM
I'm ready for it
Ashore
2nd August 2005, 04:55 PM
and waiting for the red eye special
Thought for the day
About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.
Harry72
3rd August 2005, 03:53 AM
Poked in the eye with a burning stick.
oges
3rd August 2005, 09:35 AM
blunt
growl
3rd August 2005, 09:40 AM
sharpen
Ashore
3rd August 2005, 10:01 AM
Get the point
Thought for the day
About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
growl
3rd August 2005, 10:11 AM
point break
Grunt
3rd August 2005, 10:56 AM
point blank
Ashore
3rd August 2005, 02:39 PM
shooting blanks
Useless infomation for the day
About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
growl
3rd August 2005, 03:22 PM
getting nicked :eek: :eek: :eek: (2 kids now - no need for anymore!!)
Gingermick
3rd August 2005, 08:52 PM
Ending in a Balls up
(jeez it hurt)
echnidna
3rd August 2005, 09:00 PM
near the boundary line
Ashore
3rd August 2005, 09:23 PM
The two brick smack
( and is only painful if you get your thumbs caught)
Gingermick
3rd August 2005, 10:43 PM
I dont call mine a thumb
Cagey
3rd August 2005, 11:08 PM
hasgtduejdimite
Harry72
5th August 2005, 03:39 AM
Owimsuposd2answrthat?
echnidna
5th August 2005, 10:14 AM
overajarofvegemite
growl
5th August 2005, 10:20 AM
Jack be nimble
Kev Y.
6th August 2005, 12:03 PM
Jack be ... ..... owww, not quick enough!
http://www.ubeaut.biz/machinegun.gif http://www.ubeaut.biz/offwall.gif
echnidna
6th August 2005, 12:50 PM
slow and steady wins the race
Kev Y.
7th August 2005, 06:58 PM
A rolling moss gathers no stone :p
echnidna
7th August 2005, 07:37 PM
specially downhill
Grunt
7th August 2005, 08:33 PM
Jack & Jill
Ian007
7th August 2005, 09:01 PM
went up the hill.
Grunt
7th August 2005, 09:59 PM
for a bit of naughty
echnidna
7th August 2005, 10:40 PM
but when they got there
the cupboard was bare
...........
JohnM
7th August 2005, 11:40 PM
and they didn't know where to
echnidna
8th August 2005, 11:26 AM
go
Kev Y.
8th August 2005, 04:49 PM
G.O - G.G.O has to be said with the correct thick accent :cool:
oges
8th August 2005, 07:53 PM
not the Dart
Grunt
8th August 2005, 08:54 PM
180
echnidna
8th August 2005, 10:15 PM
200
JohnM
9th August 2005, 12:24 AM
Any further bids?
Ashore
9th August 2005, 12:43 AM
Before the hammer falls and ...
(BTW Maximum youi can get with darts is 180)
Useless infomation for the day
Man who run in front of car get tyred.
Harry72
9th August 2005, 01:24 AM
Unless I got 4 darts...
oges
10th August 2005, 05:01 PM
4 X Floor :D