View Full Version : Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MKIII
JackoH
6th April 2005, 04:47 PM
Cat in a Hat.
Cliff Rogers
6th April 2005, 06:14 PM
That'd be foilish.... :D
Harry72
6th April 2005, 07:06 PM
Better being glad wraped.
Christopha
6th April 2005, 09:33 PM
I'd be rapt to be wrapped in Glad!
Wood Butcher
6th April 2005, 09:41 PM
kinky sod
Grunt
6th April 2005, 09:45 PM
Sinking Cods
echnidna
6th April 2005, 09:52 PM
dead fish
Harry72
6th April 2005, 09:52 PM
Like a Bucket'O'prawns in the sundy sun.
Loki
6th April 2005, 11:12 PM
Or a fish milkshake.
Shane Watson
7th April 2005, 07:15 PM
Crabs
echnidna
7th April 2005, 07:16 PM
yabbies
AlexS
7th April 2005, 07:40 PM
Nippers
echnidna
7th April 2005, 08:51 PM
pliers
Grunt
7th April 2005, 09:01 PM
Ply her with alcohol
John Saxton
7th April 2005, 09:29 PM
vice grip :D
Kev Y.
8th April 2005, 09:19 AM
squirrel grip http://www.ubeaut.biz/jawdrop.gif
oges
8th April 2005, 09:40 AM
target practise :eek:
JackoH
8th April 2005, 09:45 AM
Bullseye!
Iain
8th April 2005, 10:10 AM
Bulls hit :p
echnidna
8th April 2005, 10:32 AM
fertilizer
Kev Y.
8th April 2005, 05:38 PM
growth spurt
echnidna
8th April 2005, 07:08 PM
viagra
Grunt
8th April 2005, 07:44 PM
woody
AlexS
8th April 2005, 08:20 PM
Pecker
Harry72
9th April 2005, 12:01 AM
Tap tap tap tap... TTTap tap tap.... Tap tap tap tap... TTTap tap tap.... Tap tap tap tap... TTTap tap tap.... Tap tap tap tap... TTTap tap tap.... Tap tap tap tap... TTTap tap tap.... Tap tap tap tap... TTTap tap tap.... Tap tap tap tap... TTTap tap tap.... Tap tap tap tap... TTTap tap tap....
Grunt
9th April 2005, 12:17 AM
Come in
JackoH
9th April 2005, 09:36 AM
Enter.
Harry72
9th April 2005, 05:44 PM
Hello Avon calling
Grunt
9th April 2005, 06:39 PM
Was it not Ding Dong Avon calling?
echnidna
9th April 2005, 07:02 PM
Ding Dong & Ernie Sigley
Shane Watson
9th April 2005, 07:50 PM
Donger (the one miners live in, not the other................. :confused: )
ernknot
9th April 2005, 10:12 PM
night stick
Loki
9th April 2005, 10:25 PM
Morning glory.
AlexS
9th April 2005, 10:34 PM
Dawn-buster
Loki
9th April 2005, 10:52 PM
Dust Buster
Grunt
9th April 2005, 10:53 PM
Damn Buster
Kev Y.
10th April 2005, 11:07 AM
Myth Busters
Harry72
10th April 2005, 05:59 PM
Knuckle buster
Was it not Ding Dong Avon calling? Not if yer like me and have no door bell!(on purpose...)
Wood Butcher
10th April 2005, 08:52 PM
Broken jaw
Loki
10th April 2005, 10:23 PM
Broken Arrow
Grunt
10th April 2005, 10:30 PM
Missing Nuclear Weapon
Loki
10th April 2005, 11:01 PM
Lost Bomb
echnidna
10th April 2005, 11:03 PM
me last ol' ute
Harry72
11th April 2005, 12:09 AM
****in in the back of me ute.
Kev Y.
11th April 2005, 12:29 PM
if its a rockin, dont come a knockin
oges
11th April 2005, 03:59 PM
caravan
John Saxton
11th April 2005, 07:53 PM
on the Wallaby :D
Loki
12th April 2005, 12:16 AM
Tie me kangaroo down, sport!
Harry72
12th April 2005, 01:32 AM
Didle liddle lup with me middle leg.
Grunt
12th April 2005, 07:09 AM
Chop my legs off at the knees and call me tripod.
Kev Y.
12th April 2005, 09:17 AM
Chop my legs off at the knees and call me tripod.
dont you mean "STUMPY" :D
Iain
12th April 2005, 09:23 AM
Lumpy
AlexS
12th April 2005, 10:43 AM
Grumpy
Rodgera
12th April 2005, 08:30 PM
lopsided and grumpy
Christopha
12th April 2005, 11:02 PM
Port!
Grunt
12th April 2005, 11:08 PM
Invalid
Harry72
12th April 2005, 11:56 PM
Void and null
Cliff Rogers
13th April 2005, 01:21 AM
Numb Skull
Kev Y.
13th April 2005, 02:55 PM
Brain Dead
silentC
13th April 2005, 03:00 PM
littlelumber16
Christopha
13th April 2005, 06:46 PM
Port 'n' Pancakes
Kev Y.
13th April 2005, 06:55 PM
another southern delight...
PIE FLOATERS ;)
Harry72
14th April 2005, 12:09 AM
At the Southern Cross
Dirty Den
14th April 2005, 10:00 AM
Under the Sourthern Cross I stand
A sprig of Wattle in my Hand
A native of our native land
Australia
You ******* beauty
AlexS
14th April 2005, 10:32 AM
Booney!
Christopha
14th April 2005, 10:52 AM
More PISSS!!!
Kev Y.
14th April 2005, 11:54 AM
Your Shout :cool:
AlexS
14th April 2005, 04:23 PM
Bibere plus urina
Cliff Rogers
14th April 2005, 07:03 PM
beer and pisz?
Kev Y.
14th April 2005, 08:40 PM
beer and pizza :rolleyes:
ernknot
14th April 2005, 09:00 PM
beer and skittles
Harry72
14th April 2005, 11:27 PM
Its Beer'O'clock.
Kev Y.
15th April 2005, 08:52 AM
only if the sun is over the yardarm
AlexS
15th April 2005, 10:12 AM
Bankers' hours
Christopha
15th April 2005, 11:05 AM
Lunchtime.... gimme another PORT!
Dirty Den
15th April 2005, 11:20 AM
Is there any Red Port Left
Grunt
15th April 2005, 11:44 AM
Starboard bow
Cliff Rogers
15th April 2005, 01:06 PM
Stern look
Dean
15th April 2005, 01:09 PM
Howard _____
oges
15th April 2005, 04:40 PM
How 'ard ... is the footy tipping lately :confused:
GO THE RAIDERS!!
echnidna
15th April 2005, 05:07 PM
is the footy leaning over
Christopha
15th April 2005, 10:01 PM
Footy?...... care factor?
NIL!!!!!
Kev Y.
16th April 2005, 09:40 AM
A drawn game?
Dirty Den
16th April 2005, 10:23 AM
Drawn and Quartered
echnidna
16th April 2005, 10:42 AM
tarred and feathered
ernknot
16th April 2005, 10:00 PM
piston broke!
Grunt
17th April 2005, 12:14 AM
Drunken Bum
Christopha
17th April 2005, 07:03 PM
Wobbly bum!
Harry72
17th April 2005, 11:18 PM
Doin the Mr Whippy dance!
Kev Y.
18th April 2005, 10:04 AM
with greensleeves
http://gnv.fdt.net/~aabbeama/Greensleeves.html
AlexS
18th April 2005, 10:07 AM
Blue velvet
Jakeyboy
18th April 2005, 01:28 PM
Nuts
Christopha
18th April 2005, 01:41 PM
2
AlexS
18th April 2005, 02:34 PM
U
Grunt
18th April 2005, 05:17 PM
Same to you, Mate!
John Saxton
18th April 2005, 11:33 PM
China plate
Dirty Den
19th April 2005, 08:19 AM
Wedgewood
Rodgera
19th April 2005, 09:33 AM
Dalton
AlexS
19th April 2005, 09:59 AM
Royal
Cliff Rogers
19th April 2005, 10:15 AM
Don't start on that again, will get you. :D