Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MKIII

[Caliban]

face rings a bell

[oges]

ear rings

[craigb]

tinitis

[Alastair]

Tin foil hat?

[Barry_White]

Brain Protection

[PaulS]

helmet

[Caliban]

space

[craigb]

headroom

[blackone]

Max

[Termite]

Factor

[silentC]

Knacker

[craigb]

Lacquer

[Termite]

shelac

[Alastair]

French polish

[Termite]

polish sausage

[Alastair]

Sausage dog

[AlexS]

Dagwood dog

[echnidna]

Sheepdags

[Christopha]

Fred

[oges]

Wilma

[Caliban]

Will m' boss catch me doing this?

[craigb]

Workplace abuse

[Caliban]

child abuse

[Christopha]

capital punishment :mad:

[Alastair]

Sent to Sydney

[Termite]

in chains

[Dirty Den]

Sent to Coventry

[Termite]

in a climax (are you old enough to remember what one was)

[craigb]

Jack Brabham

[goat]

jack the ripper

[Dirty Den]

Jack "The Hat" Cornell

[Caliban]

John Cornell (strop)

[Grunt]

Delvine

[Caliban]

Grunt
Didn't Delvine Delaney worked with Ernie Sigley?

[Christopha]

Ding Dong

[Grunt]

The witch is dead, which old witch?


Didn't Delvine Delaney worked with Ernie Sigley?

Don't know. She was on the Paul Hogan show and married Strop. Also, wasn't she in the Young Doctors?

Damn, showing my age again.

[Barry_White]

The Wicked Witch

[Kev Y.]

So you have met my EX-MOTHER-In-LAW!

[Christopha]

dragon :eek:

[Caliban]

Brudda
Isn't there a law that says you can't throw redfin or European carp back if you catch one? Due to them being a noxious species?
I'm sure that goes for allowing ex MothersInLaw to go free and terrorise the rest of us. I think once they become "ex" you are required by law to kill them.
It's lucky there are no rangers to check on that sort of thing or you'd be in big trouble for your thoughtless and reckless behaviour. Go and stand in the corner until you think of some way to redeem yourself. :D

[Caliban]

The witch is dead, which old witch?


Don't know. She was on the Paul Hogan show and married Strop. Also, wasn't she in the Young Doctors?

Damn, showing my age again.

No you're right and I was wrong. I realised about a minute after I disconnected earlier. I was thinking of Denise "ding dong" Drysdale.
Sorry for doubting you. Tried to give you a green square to make up but wasn't allowed.

[AlexS]

Back on topic...
the mad woman of the north (mother in law)

[Kev Y.]

B.S.E (mad cow disease) common to most M.I.L

[Trav]

K.G.B. (also a acronym)

[Caliban]

Kaos

[Grunt]

Control

[PaulS]

freak

[Alastair]

show

[Termite]

me the way to go home

[ernknot]

garden gnome

[oges]

vertically challenged

[Caliban]

challenge to create the perfect router table

[craigb]

never ends

[Caliban]

split enz

[Grunt]

Crowded House

[craigb]

Big House (don't wanna go there :eek: )

[John Saxton]

big mortgage :eek:

[AlexS]

big banana

[Christopha]

!!!! :eek:

[Kev Y.]

not .... ART!

[Caliban]

unless you have to drive past it all the time, or worse still, buy something from the overpriced, tourist exploiting (although there's nothing wrong with that) nothing to see, lots to charge for the privilege, runners of the venture.
I think on reconsideration that perhaps Chris is right
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[Grunt]

Ride me like a pony!

[Kev Y.]

Ride me like a pony!!!

SICK MAN

[Caliban]

Ozwinner.

[oges]

ozlotto

[craigb]

blotto

[bitingmidge]

Saturday Night

[Termite]

Sunday Morning

[bitingmidge]

keep it quiet

[AlexS]

SSshhhh!

[craigb]

Don't Shssh me ! :D

Umbrage

[bitingmidge]

I'll Ssshhhh ANYONE I LIKE SUNSHINE !!

Shrinking Violet

[silentC]

Sunshine of your love

[Grunt]

KC & The Sunshine Band

[Caliban]

Sunshine banned?
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Melbourne! :D

[Termite]

Moonshine is better

[Alastair]

Moonlighting

[Kev Y.]

Bruce Willis and Cybil Shepard

[Caliban]

backlighting (written into her contract)

[AlexS]

backdooring

[ernknot]

flooring

[JackoH]

Boring! :mad:

[oges]

boaring

[Termite]

piggish

[Dirty Den]

love for the frog

[Grunt]

Miss Piggy

[Termite]

pork chop

[Dirty Den]

Not in my synagogue

[Termite]

four by two

[Christopha]

Cheap ute

[Dirty Den]

Red Sea pedestrian

[Termite]

smart fisherman

[Caliban]

...and proud of it!

[John Saxton]

Olympic Gold :)

[Grunt]

Olympic Snooze

[Dirty Den]

Back to.........Jana Pitman

[bitingmidge]

kneesiology

[ernknot]

knees up mother brown

[echnidna]

Lets party

[Caliban]

political party (oxymoron)