Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MKIII

[echnidna]

... out the barrel

[bitingmidge]

Monkeys

[Grunt]

Al & Zed

[echnidna]

Monkey see - monkey do.

[AlexS]

Treeswingers

[Kev Y.]

HER family

[oges]

in-laws

[craigb]

outlaws

[bitingmidge]

outdoors

[Dirty Den]

Outlaws outdoors where they belong!

[AlexS]

quickdraw

[Grunt]

McGraw

[echnidna]

Huckleberry Hound Dog.

[HappyHammer]

Tom Sawyer

[echnidna]

mississippi river

[HappyHammer]

Catfish

[JackoH]

Whiskas!.. http://www.ubeaut.biz/cat.gif

[HappyHammer]

Shergar

[echnidna]

One lump or two?

[Grunt]

'nother cup o' tea dear?

[echnidna]

naaa ... gotta go make some more sawdust sweetie

[John Saxton]

plane crazy :rolleyes:

[bitingmidge]

Howard Hughes

[craigb]

Derek Cohen

(sorry Derek, it's the silly season)

[Grunt]

Cohen Brothers

[craigb]

Raising Arizona.

[bitingmidge]

Huggies

[HappyHammer]

[AlexS]

Full house

[craigb]

straight flush

[oges]

porcelain bus

[HappyHammer]

Technicolour Yawn

[Grunt]

Chunder Downunder

[HappyHammer]

diohorea

[JackoH]

Scattered Showers!. (diarrhoea!!)

[HappyHammer]

Wherever I lay my hat..

[JackoH]

That should be Shattered Scours! (Whats your hat got to do with it?)

[John Saxton]

Peanut Farmer ;)

[Grunt]

Jimmy Carter

[Dirty Den]

Part time woodworker

[HappyHammer]

everyone on this board

[AlexS]

All aboard

[echnidna]

Stopping all stations

[Grunt]

Express

[HappyHammer]

American

[craigb]

Psycho

[HappyHammer]

Shower

[AlexS]

Storm

[HappyHammer]

Melbourne

[Grunt]

Trams

[HappyHammer]

Blackpool

[oges]

Blue Lagoon

[craigb]

Dodgy cocktail

[John Saxton]

Head spinner :p

[echnidna]

Drunk as a Lord

[Grunt]

Drunk at Lords

[Dirty Den]

Stoned at the SCG

[JackoH]

Whacked at the WACA !

[Dirty Den]

Plastered at the Port of Spain

[Grunt]

Half Cut at Headingly

[bitingmidge]

Pie-eyed at Mumbai

[Dirty Den]

Canned at Christchurch

[oges]

Gaga at the Gabba

[Grunt]

Chundered at Chenai

[echnidna]

pist on the pitch

[Dirty Den]

Pitch down a pint

[Shane Watson]

Stack of PANCAKES in PERU

[echnidna]

with maple syrup

[craigb]

Turpsed at Trent Bridge (see above :o )

[ernknot]

Frogs in France

[echnidna]

Escargot
Red Wine

[bitingmidge]

Deck Cargo
Red Containers

[craigb]

Tampa

[Grunt]

Children Overboard

[craigb]

Deckchairs overboard

[Dirty Den]

As useful as changing Deckchairs on the Titanic

[echnidna]

As useful as tits on a bull

[JackoH]

Ash tray on a motorbike?

[Grunt]

Flyscreens on a submarine

[Dirty Den]

One legged man in a a**e kicking competition

[bitingmidge]

Milk bucket under a bull,

[Dirty Den]

Bright as a p*ss*d on candle

[ernknot]

as useful as a hip pocket on a singlet

[HappyHammer]

wing mirrors on a train

[echnidna]

as useless as cricket discussions in a woodwork forum

[HappyHammer]

budget for the workshop

[Grunt]

ejector seats in a helicopter

[echnidna]

budget for the workshop

Now that really is the most useless thing I have ever heard of
Havva greenie

[John Saxton]

remote control on the Visa :rolleyes:

[Kev Y.]

Speed limiter on a VESPA (scooter)

[OtakiriLad]

toad

[Grunt]

prince

[rod1949]

Sorry but I just don't get this. What's it all about?

[RETIRED]

Go to the first one for an explanation.

http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/showthread.php?t=3136

[Kev Y.]

Confusion :confused:

[bitingmidge]

Yes! ....NO....WAIT!!!!!!!

[echnidna]

Maybe !!

[ernknot]

Could be, ought to be, can be , must be, maybe,. Th e trouble with being so decisive is that Ican't make up my mind, now what if?????

[John Saxton]

two minds....Einstein's & Freud's ;)

[Kev Y.]

two heads are better than one (old taswegian saying :D :D :D )