Allan at Wallan
18th December 2009, 08:37 PM
A bloke I know had developed a severe heart condition
and his doctor advised him not to make love as it could
prove fatal.
To avoid temptation he and his wife began sleeping
separately, she upstairs and he downstairs.
Night after night they tossed and turned, missing each
other's company. Then one night they met on the
stairs when she said, "I was just coming down to kill you".
He replied, "What a coincidence - I was just coming up
to commit suicide".
Allan
and his doctor advised him not to make love as it could
prove fatal.
To avoid temptation he and his wife began sleeping
separately, she upstairs and he downstairs.
Night after night they tossed and turned, missing each
other's company. Then one night they met on the
stairs when she said, "I was just coming down to kill you".
He replied, "What a coincidence - I was just coming up
to commit suicide".
Allan