Shellawax

[munruben]

Did you read about the guy who drank a litre of Shellawax?.
Killed him but he had a beautiful finish.

[tea lady]

:oo: An actual joke with woodwork references. Still not funny, but :shrug: getting there.:D

:brick:

[Kev Y.]

Did you read about the guy who drank a litre of Shellawax?.
Killed him but he had a beautiful finish.

Polished him off? :C

[wolften]

...was the cause of death ' a fraction too much friction'
...or did he just rub himself out
:o:o:o

[wheelinround]

Did they bury him in the Buff :U

[tea lady]

:rofl: Now we're getting there.:D

[Jim Carroll]

Everyone is waxing lyrical

[wolften]

...as in wipe on wipe off...Mr. Miaggi:D

[Woodwould]

There was an old turner from Fairfax
who turned a long haft for a poleaxe.
After many hours linishing,
he succeeded in finishing
the haft with two coats of Shellawax.

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[Kev Y.]

Did you read about the guy who drank a litre of Shellawax?.
Killed him but he had a beautiful finish.

at his wake, someone was heard to say, "that if you had met him, you could not help but take a shine to him"

[tea lady]

:d

[munruben]

:oo: An actual joke with woodwork references. Still not funny, but :shrug: getting there.:D

:brick:Knew you would like it TL:)