Baz
20th August 2004, 08:23 PM
A Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager.
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's OK,
but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my ute and is
wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out."
The manager says "Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat.
Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him."
Five minutes later I the farm hand calls back.
"I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head
and removed him from the bull-bars.
No problem there, but I still can't go on".
"Now what's the f*****g problem?" raged the manager.
"Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is
stuck under the right-front wheel arch".
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's OK,
but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my ute and is
wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out."
The manager says "Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat.
Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him."
Five minutes later I the farm hand calls back.
"I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head
and removed him from the bull-bars.
No problem there, but I still can't go on".
"Now what's the f*****g problem?" raged the manager.
"Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is
stuck under the right-front wheel arch".