Little Johnny

[Christopha]

Its Johnny's first day at school. The teacher stands up and says "We are going to play a little game called what does your Daddy do?"

The teacher picks out Karen first, "Karen, what does your Daddy do?"

"My Daddy is a carpenter, he builds the houses you all live in."

"Very good Karen! Billy, what does your Daddy do?"

Billy says, "My daddy is a Doctor, he makes people feel better"

She goes through a few more people and finally comes to Johnny. "Johnny, what does your Daddy do?"

Johnny stands up and looks at the floor, " My Daddy is dead."

The teacher says "Oh Johnny, I'm so sorry. Maybe you could tell us what he did before he died?"

Johnny says "Well,if I remember properly, he turned blue and sh*t on the carpet"