Woodwould
9th November 2009, 09:37 AM
Tendjewberrymud
You will understand the above word by the end of the conversation.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review. Read aloud for best results.
Room Service (RS): " Morny. Ruin sorbees "
Guest ( G ) : " Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service !"
RS : "Rye ! Ruin sorbees ! Morny! Djewish to odor sunteen ?"
G: " Uh... Yes... I'd like some bacon and eggs please !"
RS : Ow july den ?"
G : " What ? "
RS :" Ow july den ? Pry, boy, pooch ?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them ? Sorry, scrambled please. "
RS : " Ow july dee baychem... crease ?"
G: " Crisp will be fine. "
RS: " Hokay. An san tos ?"
G: " Sorry ? "
RS: " San tos. July san tos ?"
G : " I don't think so !"
RS : " No? Judo one toes ?"
G :" I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what " judo one toes" means. "
RS : "Toes! Toes !Weigh jew don juan toes ? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother ?"
G: " Oh English muffin! I've got it! You were saying toast! Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS : " We bother ?"
G: " No thank you .. just put the bother on the side. "
Rs : " Wad?"
G: " I mean butter! Just put it on the side. "
Rs : "Copy? "
G : " Sorry?"
Rs: " Copy? Tea ? Mill? Jews?"
G: " Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS : " One minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy! Rye ?"
G:" Whatever you say !"
RS : "Tendjewberrymud."
G: You're welcome!"
You will understand the above word by the end of the conversation.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review. Read aloud for best results.
Room Service (RS): " Morny. Ruin sorbees "
Guest ( G ) : " Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service !"
RS : "Rye ! Ruin sorbees ! Morny! Djewish to odor sunteen ?"
G: " Uh... Yes... I'd like some bacon and eggs please !"
RS : Ow july den ?"
G : " What ? "
RS :" Ow july den ? Pry, boy, pooch ?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them ? Sorry, scrambled please. "
RS : " Ow july dee baychem... crease ?"
G: " Crisp will be fine. "
RS: " Hokay. An san tos ?"
G: " Sorry ? "
RS: " San tos. July san tos ?"
G : " I don't think so !"
RS : " No? Judo one toes ?"
G :" I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what " judo one toes" means. "
RS : "Toes! Toes !Weigh jew don juan toes ? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother ?"
G: " Oh English muffin! I've got it! You were saying toast! Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS : " We bother ?"
G: " No thank you .. just put the bother on the side. "
Rs : " Wad?"
G: " I mean butter! Just put it on the side. "
Rs : "Copy? "
G : " Sorry?"
Rs: " Copy? Tea ? Mill? Jews?"
G: " Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS : " One minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy! Rye ?"
G:" Whatever you say !"
RS : "Tendjewberrymud."
G: You're welcome!"