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John Saxton
10th October 2009, 03:30 PM
Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Seņora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.' The
first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'

Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Seņora, the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So, how much do you want?'




Cheers:)

Batpig
10th October 2009, 08:54 PM
Dear John,

Naughty... (but clever...:wink:)

Best Wishes,
Batpig.

Rum Pig
12th October 2009, 11:58 AM
:D I like it:D