Dennis Millard
9th October 2009, 04:48 PM
This is a very old one, but good, (like me) and I haven;t seen it here before:
A bikie on a big powerful bike was carrying his blonde girlfriend on the back, when he remembered that he wanted to get something at the shop, so he stopped, put the bike up on the stand and said to her. "I won't be a minute, so I won't bother to switch off" and he disappeared into the shop.
The bike kept on going 'Tum Tum Tum' as she waited.
Inside, he met a mate and started talking, forgetting the blonde outside with the bike going 'Tum Tum Tum'
After a while, an old yokel came along with a straw in his mouth and a rake over his shoulder.
She called him over. "Excuse me" she said, "Do you know how to stop this thing?"
He scratched his head. "No, Missus, I don't know nothing 'bout them there things."
She stared at him, "Well Kiss me!" she said.
A bikie on a big powerful bike was carrying his blonde girlfriend on the back, when he remembered that he wanted to get something at the shop, so he stopped, put the bike up on the stand and said to her. "I won't be a minute, so I won't bother to switch off" and he disappeared into the shop.
The bike kept on going 'Tum Tum Tum' as she waited.
Inside, he met a mate and started talking, forgetting the blonde outside with the bike going 'Tum Tum Tum'
After a while, an old yokel came along with a straw in his mouth and a rake over his shoulder.
She called him over. "Excuse me" she said, "Do you know how to stop this thing?"
He scratched his head. "No, Missus, I don't know nothing 'bout them there things."
She stared at him, "Well Kiss me!" she said.