Rum Pig
9th October 2009, 12:18 PM
An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees.<O:p</O:p
The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.<O:p
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared he dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.<O:p
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.<O:p
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'<O:p
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.'<O:p
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'<O:p
Moral: Old men may walk slow but they can still think fast.<O:p
The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.<O:p
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared he dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.<O:p
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.<O:p
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'<O:p
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.'<O:p
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'<O:p
Moral: Old men may walk slow but they can still think fast.<O:p