Rum Pig
16th September 2009, 04:26 PM
The NSW Government and the NSW Greens party were recently presenting analternative method to NSW Farmers for controlling that State's rampant dingo population.
It seems that after years of the farmers using the tried and true traditional methods of shooting or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a more humane' solution.
What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the male dingoes would then be castrated and let loose again. By doing this, the entire dingo population would be controlled.
This was actually proposed to the NSW Farmers and Graziers Association by the NSW Government and the NSW Greens. All of the farmers thought about this ground breaking idea for a couple of minutes.
Finally, one of the old farmers in the back of the conference room rose to his feet, tipped back his hat and said,
'Son, I don't think you understand our problem....Those dingoe's ain't ####ing our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!' <o>:p</o>:p
It seems that after years of the farmers using the tried and true traditional methods of shooting or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a more humane' solution.
What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the male dingoes would then be castrated and let loose again. By doing this, the entire dingo population would be controlled.
This was actually proposed to the NSW Farmers and Graziers Association by the NSW Government and the NSW Greens. All of the farmers thought about this ground breaking idea for a couple of minutes.
Finally, one of the old farmers in the back of the conference room rose to his feet, tipped back his hat and said,
'Son, I don't think you understand our problem....Those dingoe's ain't ####ing our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!' <o>:p</o>:p