Looking, looking, looking.

[Allan at Wallan]

I was in the local supermarket, looking for my
sister-in-law. The Manager noticed that I was having
some difficulties and asked what was wrong.

I said, "I am looking for a lady with a hearing aid".

He replied, "Wouldn't it be easier if you used spectacles".

Allan

[Rodgera]

I'll keep an eye on this one

[chrisb691]

I thought it was going to be about Con the fruiterer.