Woodwould
8th September 2009, 12:10 PM
After landing my new job as a Bunnings greeter (a good find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day...
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two brats, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Bunnings. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "No, they aren't twins! The oldest one's nine, and the other one's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just can't believe someone would have slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Bunnings."
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two brats, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Bunnings. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "No, they aren't twins! The oldest one's nine, and the other one's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just can't believe someone would have slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Bunnings."