Calm
3rd September 2009, 11:53 AM
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<table style=" 100%; margin- 36pt;" id="EC_EC_INCREDIMAINTABLE" class="MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 1.5pt; 100%;" id="EC_EC_INCREDITEXTREGION" width="100%"> A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
“Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”
The wife, lying in bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t
such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”
The guy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize
I was talking to the sheep.” <o></o>
</td></tr></tbody></table>
<table style=" 100%; margin- 36pt;" id="EC_EC_INCREDIMAINTABLE" class="MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 1.5pt; 100%;" id="EC_EC_INCREDITEXTREGION" width="100%"> A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
“Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”
The wife, lying in bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t
such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”
The guy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize
I was talking to the sheep.” <o></o>
</td></tr></tbody></table>