Calm
31st August 2009, 10:40 PM
<table style=" 100%;" class="MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 1.5pt; 100%;" width="100%"> Allan and John, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to
feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day John didn't show up.
Allan didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.
But after John hadn't shown up for a week or so, Allan really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park,
Allan didn't know where John lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Allan figured he had seen the last of John, but one day, Allan approached the park and - lo and behold! - there sat John!
Allan was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud John , what in the world happened to you?'
John replied, 'I've been in jail.'
'Jail?' cried Allan. 'What in the world for?'
'Well,' Johnb said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the Wallan coffee shop where I sometime go?' 'Yeah,' said Allan, 'I remember her. What about her?'
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'...
'So the bloody judge gave me 30 days for perjury'!!!!! <o></o></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 1.5pt; 100%;" width="100%"> <table style=" 100%;" class="MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0cm; 100%;" width="100%"> <o></o>
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feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day John didn't show up.
Allan didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.
But after John hadn't shown up for a week or so, Allan really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park,
Allan didn't know where John lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Allan figured he had seen the last of John, but one day, Allan approached the park and - lo and behold! - there sat John!
Allan was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud John , what in the world happened to you?'
John replied, 'I've been in jail.'
'Jail?' cried Allan. 'What in the world for?'
'Well,' Johnb said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the Wallan coffee shop where I sometime go?' 'Yeah,' said Allan, 'I remember her. What about her?'
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'...
'So the bloody judge gave me 30 days for perjury'!!!!! <o></o></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 1.5pt; 100%;" width="100%"> <table style=" 100%;" class="MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0cm; 100%;" width="100%"> <o></o>
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