Moods

[Baz]

My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.


When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves
a big f*cking red mark on his forehead.


Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

[Ben from Vic.]

My boyfriend

I'm guessing your not talking about yourself. :D

[Baz]

Definetly not Ben. :D

[Ben from Vic.]

Phew. I though "I'm in the cr@p if he is a (hair dresser)"

I'd already started wording my "not that there's anything wrong with that....." Bovine Droppings line. :D :D

Ben.